greenchrysanthamoots
greenchrysanthamoots
Bread for da Bois
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greenchrysanthamoots · 9 hours ago
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greenchrysanthamoots · 9 hours ago
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
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It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
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What
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Huh???
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greenchrysanthamoots · 9 hours ago
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Fandom discourse is boring, I make art for me and my 12 friends I've appointed to spread my word
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greenchrysanthamoots · 9 hours ago
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hello mutual..... we havent spoken in a while but could i have your endorsement in the faggot brackets mayhaps? its okay if not hdjshdk !!!
Meep morp :3
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greenchrysanthamoots · 9 hours ago
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this callout post could’ve been a block+mute
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greenchrysanthamoots · 22 hours ago
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not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?
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greenchrysanthamoots · 22 hours ago
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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greenchrysanthamoots · 2 days ago
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greenchrysanthamoots · 5 days ago
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Give love to a fat fem in your life TODAY ‼️ 🫵
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greenchrysanthamoots · 5 days ago
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Awful Typography Destroys Suspension of Disbelief
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greenchrysanthamoots · 7 days ago
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I need y'all to watch this clip
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greenchrysanthamoots · 7 days ago
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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty
massively fucked up
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greenchrysanthamoots · 10 days ago
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Insane tumblr ad pull
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greenchrysanthamoots · 12 days ago
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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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greenchrysanthamoots · 12 days ago
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isn't it so crazy that 51 is divisible by 17. because 51 is such an ugly number that based on vibes alone i would 100% think it's prime 😭😭 like who in the world would even WANT to divide that shit? 17 and 3 i fucking guess...... 🤷
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greenchrysanthamoots · 12 days ago
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greenchrysanthamoots · 12 days ago
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quote on quort
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