greenpyrowolf

[greenpyrowolf]

I was 3 when you told us about spiders Georg.

i don't wanna know about this kind of thing

[greenpyrowolf]

these are my cats i don't have a problem

[greenpyrowolf]

air 🍃

matching zuko, katara & toph:

[greenpyrowolf]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[greenpyrowolf]

Can you draw a shrimp please and thank you :)

Of course!!!!

[greenpyrowolf]

he has giant murder mittens yes but regardless still gentle

[greenpyrowolf]

we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

[greenpyrowolf]

your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

[greenpyrowolf]

the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

[greenpyrowolf]

I've been staring at this gif for ages and it's so funny.

Maul is just showing off and does this completely unnecessary jump to back away, doesn't bother to use the Force to open the doors but throws something at the controls.

AND FUCKING OBI-WAN KENOBI CASUALLY WALKS UP TO HIM, SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE "YEAH I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH"

The longer I look at it the funnier it gets. He's just not impressed at all lmao

[greenpyrowolf]

Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

[greenpyrowolf]

"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"

[one possible interpretation, yep]

[literally the main theme??]

[worst take you've seen in your life]

[greenpyrowolf]

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

[greenpyrowolf]

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

[greenpyrowolf]

Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.

[greenpyrowolf]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation