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Hey Spumoni! I heard that one of the most effective ways of subjugating humans would be to conquer them with your cute. have you ever tried this before?
Spumoni says:
"Most babies (of all kinds) conquer humans with cute and subjugate them, that's the easy part. The really interesting phenomena happens when you use cute to make them insane."
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Do you ever get the impression that she's judging us by our coffee?! I mean, she can't possibly rate coffee, right?!
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"Her ass... So huge!"
"You're going to give her a complex if you keep that up!"
"We're going to need extra structural supports if she keeps eating..."
"Hey, is something wrong with our internet connectio-"
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Weeping Bunnies.... They can find the most expensive book in your library, and they can consume all of the knowledge from the paper before pooping out little expensive paper pellets, with the rest of the book used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. They can eat all the knowledge you might have had and steal all your references. They are creatures of the abstract... For they abbreviate the content they consume.
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Ahhh, one of my favourite pastimes, ripping apart that book for its inconsistencies, illogical fallacies and the subversion of the work of science. Go to hell, Kuhn.
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"So, uh, Cookie...have you learned anything about distilling? Just asking, just asking..."
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Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, if you hurry back.
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Yes. Cookie does have that many stuffed animals in her collection, stored in hermetically sealed boxes, safe from sunlight, dust, moisture, and sanity.
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I didn't know bunnies could chew through metal...
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OW! What the hell is in my shoe?! God damn you bunny!
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I don't know why every pet I've ever owned has had a foot fetish...
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Spumoni, the lagoraptor velocimorph...if only she wasn't so sleepy...
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You see, one should never name small cute animals after horrors, as, well, they are a suggestible bunch and are likely to become that which you have named it...
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And so it begins...
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Meet Greg and his partner, Cookie. One day Greg was reading the webcomic XKCD when he came upon a graph depicting the loss of intelligence and the rise in inane statements due to the proximity of cats near a person (http://xkcd.com/231/). Now, as Greg is a mathematician, he decided that it would be best to test this hypothesis with another small animal, a bunny. This webcomic is the result of that fateful day when Greg brought a bunny home. Greg and Cookie will never be the same again.
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