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@deniigi 👀

Cartoon Saloon’s 2nd Wolfwalkers trailer (releases 12/11/2020).

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sleepy babies

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Clint: so, hypothetically

Matt: oh god

Clint: if I punched someone

Matt: that's assult.

Clint: what if they really deserved it

Matt: still assault

Clint: Great! So uh...still hypothetically

Matt: I won't defend you

Clint: great! So glad I didn't...punch someone then...wonderful...

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i give you:

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Matt: so Clint came to me at 3 in the morning asking about assault charges and—

Matt: apparently he didn’t know it’s not considered breaking and entering if you live in a dumpster, because that’s not private property.

Matt: I just...how does he manage?

Clint: uh Matt who are you talking to?

Matt: the Lord.

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DD and his low key romantic touch

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Y'all I kno the whole “Clint describing to Matt what’s on TV” may be cute and all but honestly??? Is Clint reliable??? They b watching Titanic and Clint is gonn be like “uhhh the boat is now like breaking? Like in half but not in like top-bottom half but the left-right half, oh OHHHH the lights are pew pew but now they are,,,, wait, ohhh the water is OH MY GOD some dude just drow– forget it he is breathing.. no he is dead.. ummm I don’t know what is happening now lol who is that old lady? Was she important? Oh right the boat is like falling? In the sea? But one half only the other one floats? I think? People are runnin– I don’t understand what’s going on”

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<< ALWAYS… YOU ? >>

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back in the atmosphere 

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foggy returns to his dorm after a late night out partying

matt, turning on a lamp and sitting with his arms crossed: where were you

foggy: uh just at a party man

matt:

foggy:

matt: what did you smoke foggy

foggy: nothing?

matt, crying: foggy what did you smoke

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matt, holding up a bag of weed he found under foggy’s mattress and clutching his crucifix: what is this

foggy:

foggy: a plastic bag

matt: what’s in it

foggy:

foggy: a sandwich

matt, crying: am i a joke to you

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foggy, taking about having sex with a guy: technically it’s not gay if you A) don’t put your dick in or B) say no homo it says it in the bible

matt: it does NOT say that

foggy: maybe not in the braille version

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I just really want Matt to be all dark and broody around the Defenders and they all just figure he’s like that all the time- but then they see Matt let the widest smile and loudest wails of laughter around Foggy and they’re all like what the fuck was that

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i’M FINE

(Superior Iron Man #3)

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how many liner pens died for this….

Cable #75 (2000) art by Rob Liefeld

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daredevil where everything’s the same except it’s all lesbians

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Foggy Nelson + text posts

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the boys commissioned by @kermie190 :-)