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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

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We’re gonna getcha

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I once had a dick and put a donut on it. It was fine, but very sticky, obviously. Also, not to brag, but the hole in your average donut is smaller than you think.

Anyway, I guess it's not at the *bottom* of the list of "things I'm glad I did while I still had a dick" but there are many other activities I would recommend first, should you find yourself suddenly in possession of dick.

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

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Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

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Other day I was upset about an eczema breakout and I was like "God I look like a Bloodborne boss and not even like one of the cool ones, more like one of the lame ones at the start that you learn to use your weapons on" and my partner patted me comfortingly on the back and said softly "That's not really a thing in Bloodborne"

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Fourth in a series I of comics about protesting safety tips I made with @this.is.ysabel . This one is about the dangers of police surveillance and how to avoid it if possible. Keep being safe when you go out. Don’t get snatched!

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Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.

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don’t hesitate by Mary Oliver

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My buddy (anon), I am literally laying in a hospital bed right now recovering after getting my new pussy installed, depite having spent 32 years on this earth confidently identifying as a cis man and putting he/him in my bios. Sometimes it takes us a while to figure shit out.

Stop shouting down your fellow trans folks for stretching their wings a bit, policing language always leads to identity policing which is actually harmful to trans people

Like, step back and look at yourself, you are quite literally telling a trans person that they are just faking it because you...don't like the words they're using?? on their blog, not even remotely directed at you??? Someone here is invalidating identites to win an argument and I'll give you a hint, it's not the person with "fag" in their username.

Step off with this assimilationist "always knew" model queer bullshit, if people are using words you don't like and aren't talking to you and in fact have no relationship to you whatsoever...block and move on! Not everything needs to be sanitized for your dainty societally-acceptable-LGBTQIA+-individual-ass

Like, look, I know someone told you that Slurs are Bad and Harmful and that no one should use them but here's the thing: they were wrong and utterly ignoring literally centuries of queer history, reclaiming slurs has always been part of our playbook and it always will be.

Trying to assimilate will not save you, it never has. It just makes you beholden to the same bullshit purity politics as everyone else until they throw you out the door again because they don't need you any more

First off what do you mean mind my own business this is my first question maybe stop getting so defensive, also what do you mean “not cis anymore” you have posted about being a male before and your bio has said he/him for the last two years and your usage of a slur is very hurtful to the community as a trans person seeing you post this to Pokémon is idiocy we all know your lying and being defensive so you don’t have to take accountability for your actions.

Ah yes, people are unable to figure out their identity over time. Something that no trans person has ever done

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New hypothesis: @transit-fag's haters learned their queer theory from this training module

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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Transcendentalism is a hard word to grasp, so it's important to look at the etymology of it so you can parse its meaning. Trans - to be beyond or across Cen - one hundred Dental - Teeth Ism - the belief of So taken all together, transcendentalism means "the belief that one should have beyond one hundred teeth"

Hope this helps!

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.