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Eric Bogosian as Roy Asheton in The Get Down, S1E3

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now my post with ebogo putting on a robe is also marked as mature 😞

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I think there should be Great Law #6 which says that vampires are minors during their first three years in the blood. They shouldn't hunt unaccompanied, can't relocate without permission or make new vampires. Oh, and absolutely no inebriated victims. Sex is fine.

Armand doing that obnoxious toddler parent thing and talking about Daniel's vampiric age like "Yes, he's 42 months in the blood."

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Eric Bogosian as Roy Asheton in The Get Down, S1E3

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Ugh

Reading a fic just now and halfway through, it became clear that the author was depicting book canon Armand. I had to nope right out of it. I just have a perhaps irrational, visceral aversion to any fanworks that choose to use a pale red-headed teenager as inspiration when they could use AZ. Sorry not sorry but ew.

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Eric Bogosian as Roy Asheton in The Get Down, S1E3

+ "mature" gifs

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I sometimes get so deep in my head trying to establish if some moment from a show has a deeper meaning or if it’s just the actor making a mistake and breaking character, or simply bad writing, or an editing error, etc.

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Arguably the funniest way for Daniel to get his past-DM memories back would be if Lestat just already knows about it (which would work with the book because it's Lestat who chooses to include their story in QOTD) and he just makes a really casual off-handed comment to Daniel about it one day. Like...

Lestat: Do you still have that island off the coast of Miami, mon ami? It would make a fabulous venue for the album launch party.

Daniel: Excuse me?

Lestat: You know, the one you and the gremlin had in the 80s.

Daniel: ..........

And then we never find out if Lestat really had no idea that Daniel didn't remember or if he was just trying to cause drama.

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one moment in s2 that rly bugged me was the 'whats my mother's name?' thing, when instead of being straightforward about how he feels about their relationship louis equivocates and makes armand pass a little test he knows he'll fail, but then i remembered armand doesn't know his own mother's name, and it got ten times more upsetting

like it's supposed to prove how little armand thinks about him, but it's really doing the reverse

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Honest question: are US kids really not taught geography in school? I know people love to joke about it, but I’ve always thought those were jokes. They’re not? Didn’t you have classes where you had to point countries on the map or name capitals?

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coven master

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he's so hot, tumblr wires are officially fried

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heyyy devil’s minion crowd, have you seen Black Mirror: Eulogy? If you like the memory loss / memory recovery fanon, I think you’ll enjoy it very much. I mean it’s a different story, but it’s romantic and full of feelings. As always, Black Mirror episodes can be watched independently, and this one is not too dark.

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For scientific purposes do you think Armand is an ass or tits guy?

Tits!

Armand is such a tits guy, he can’t stop commenting on Sybelle’s tits in TVA even though the book is meant to be for Sybelle and Benji—Armand’s so-called human children. Thanks, dad! ;)

Jokes aside, here’s the titty highlights from TVA (where the word ‘breast’ appears no less than eighteen times):

Her [Bianca’s] breasts were small and sweet, far too delicate and youngish for the brothel where voluptuousness had been the order of the day. I meant to pillage them nevertheless. I crooned against her, humming a bit of a song to her, and then I heard her sigh. I swooped down, still clutching her wrists firmly, and I sucked hard at her nipples in quick order and then drew back. I slapped her breasts playfully, from left to right until they turned pink.

Her [Dora’s] swelling breasts, their shadowy cleft quite visible against the simple stitching of her dark low-cut dress, told more of God and Divinity.

We always sit talking with her [Sybelle] when she bathes, because if we don’t she’s likely to go to sleep in the bathtub, or simply stay in there for hours, sponging the water over her beautiful breasts.

Once a seventeen year old boy, always a seventeen year old boy.

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That headcanon where Armand seduces Daniel during the Dubai interview and then erases that memory — sheeeesh, it has me by the throat.

Little did they both knew the laptop was still recording… Enjoy!

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please have some grainy gifs as well 🍺🚗 🚬💥

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who tf holds a beer like that?

no idea what's happening here but it's quite amusing to watch

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