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These liberal soyboy cucks can't even castrate a hog properly nowadays smh
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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"Baudrillard isn't even real, it's like the brat version of an argument"
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Where is John Gaius when you need him
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"In a minute dear the Two Sicilies is giving me shit again"
its because you always on that damn spreadsheet
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But what if I wanted to sit on a beach and look at the ocean when the sun is down and the people are gone and the city twinkles in the distance, huh? What if it was windy and the waves crashed and the leaves rustled and maybe, just maybe, everything was gonna be okay? What then?
#days are long and life's a bender#college life#soberliving#the 2024 election was so Baudrillard coded and I fucking hate it
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What if Joe Biden had Trump assassinated as "protecting the country" since apparently the president can do whatever now
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In the distant past, the race of Elephants grew great in works and knowledge and carved great cities of stone out of the earth, and made such works that they would be thought magic to our primitive societies of today. And it was the elephants who were the caretakers of the ancient Mayans, and the Toltecs, and the Egyptians. And in the distant past so too did the elephants make war upon each other, with such sciences and machinations that they marred the earth and set its continents adrift, and fire and lava, the blood of the earth, spewed forth from its crust. And after so devastating a war that nearly brought all of life to its end, the remaining elephants met and saw the terrible outcome of their works, and they elected that the only course of action would be to retreat into antiquity, and they unmade their great works and passed on the gift of knowledge to their scions. They turned inward and reverted themselves to tribalism, seeing that from hunger for domination only death comes.
#elephant#creation myth#shitpost#i was bored in mythology class and someone sent me that elephants hold rituals for their dead
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Walking on campus today I found a really good stick, like perfect walking stick height (although not staff height) with a little fork under where your hand rests so (naturally enough, I thought) I picked it up and went for a stroll with it and it was lovely and I think the world would be a better place if everyone had a stick to stroll around with and look at trees with.
#stick#the road goes ever on and on#i was up until 2 am yesterday because someone was showing me his Warhammer collection
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Tim Walz has the blue eyed stare that looks into your soul
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Call me the Principality of Theodoro the way I be torn between being a goth and restoring the Byzantine Empire
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Sometimes all you need is a good stick, a big rock to sit on, and some rain to watch.
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Can't wait to read the final locked tomb book where it's revealed that all necromancy power eminates from a book Jod wrote called the Necrojohnicon
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