Hi! I'm Sage (Miriam Yosefa) (aka Mrs. Spock, Mrs. Hook, Mrs. Darling, Mrs. Lehnsherr/Eisenhardt, Mrs. Xavier, Mrs. Stark, Mrs. Picard, Mrs. Tavington, Mrs. Solo, Mrs. C. Kent, Mrs. S. Holmes, Mrs. Laufeyson, Mrs. Strange, Mrs. Wonka, Mrs. Snape, and Countess Dracula), a white American who is ethnically an Ashkenazi Jew and was raised religiously Catholic and Jewish (I had an interfaith upbringing). I’m a Jewish witch. I'm an adult Autistic Bi-Graysexual (sex-ambivalent) Biromantic biological woman (she/her). I’m a desister female. Do NOT call me “cis” ever. My Fictional Spouses: Spock (Star Trek) {romantic & sexual}, Captain James Hook & George Darling (Peter Pan 2003) {romantic & sexual}, Magneto/Max Eisenhardt/Erik Lehnsherr (X-Men movies/comics/cartoons) {romantic & sexual}, Charles Xavier/Professor X (X-Men movies) {romantic & sexual}, Howard Stark (MCU) {romantic & sexual}, Tony Stark/Iron Man (MCU) {romantic & sexual}, Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek) {romantic & sexual}, William Tavington (The Patriot 2000) {romantic & sexual}, Han Solo (Star Wars) {romantic & sexual}, Clark Kent/Sperman/Kal-El (DC) {romantic & sexual}, Sherlock Holmes {romantic & sexual}, Loki (MCU) {romantic & sexual}, Doctor Stephen Strange (MCU) {romantic & sexual}, Willy Wonka (WWatCF 1971) {romantic & sexual}, Severus Snape (HP franchise) {romantic & sexual}, and Count Dracula (Dracula 1931) {romantic & sexual}. Proud Sherlockian, sweetly & traditionally feminine, and Trekkie! Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff! Wand: Apple! Patronus: Ginger Cat! MBTI: ISFJ. Sun: Scorpio. Rising: Aries. Moon: Libra. Proud member of Charles Xavier Defense Squad, James Norrington Protection Squad, the Jedi Order, Loki’s Army/Resistance, Hansanna Shipper, Doctor Strange’s Protection Squad, anti porn, Anti Peggy Carter/Steggy, Pro Howard Stark, and Pro Snape! Nazis/white supremacists are NOT welcome!
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A pencil art for @gottalovev's amazing Noir fic "Love's old song will be new"! Tony teaching Steve to dance will never not be sweet!! I love it so much
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Let’s play a game
Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.
My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)
Your turn!
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Agreed! Ooh I’ve not tried that yet, but it sounds good!
the fact that they sell matza that isnt kosher for pesach is so funny to me. does anyone actually eat matza outside of pesach?? i cannot imagine willingly eating that stuff in any context other than pesach
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you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories
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“Swans” (2015) by Olga Frantskevich ☀ Stitched paradise where elegance glides
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housing update ~
So, my sister will be having hip replacement surgery the first week of November, and if everything goes as planned, I'll be staying with her during her recovery, which we expect to last 6-8 weeks. I'll be taking state-paid leave (60% of normal pay) in order to care for her, as she lives about 90 minutes away from where I work. Hopefully afterwards, she'll let me stay permanently (paying rent) and I'll be able to transfer to a Walmart locally.
In the meantime, I will have to continue staying week-to-week at various motels, as eligibility for the low-income housing list remains closed. Over the next couple of weeks, I need to try to raise money to help cover that cost. I know it's an uphill struggle and I hate even resorting to it again, but I can only pray and hope there are those reading this still able to help. My immediate goal is to raise $265 over the remainder of July.
goal: $0/$265
Any donations would be greatly appreciated, along with reblogs of this post...and of course, your prayers. I will be reblogging this post daily, so if you don't want to keep seeing it, you can block the tag #coping with homelessness.
As ever, thank you most sincerely for any help, in any form, that anyone can give! 🫶🫶
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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough
characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone
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