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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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Losing my mind over this exchange bc it happens apropos of literally nothing. Murderbot just says shit and ART matches its energy without hesitation. Two weirdos who are the same brand of insane about each other <3
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This is the courtship dance of the Peacock spider.
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I am in tears laughing. my sister sold her couch on marketplace and accidentally gave them her cat too
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The Titanic finally slips beneath the icy sea.
The interim captain cries that no one could have foreseen the iceberg, but somehow the ship could have been saved if only the passengers had helped her instead of climbing into the lifeboats.
The nanowrimo video is literally your ex breaking up with you and giving a 27 min PowerPoint presentation about how you're the problem and the entire reason why the relationship is ending.
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I feel like a baffled Irish peasant watching a British landlord carefully explain how the potato blight caused the famine.
The nanowrimo video is literally your ex breaking up with you and giving a 27 min PowerPoint presentation about how you're the problem and the entire reason why the relationship is ending.
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The nanowrimo video is literally your ex breaking up with you and giving a 27 min PowerPoint presentation about how you're the problem and the entire reason why the relationship is ending.
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