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I’m running out of mullet Stan pics :’) But mobile is letting me post the link like this now, so!

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“Imagine going into a store to pick up the new Mamas and the Papas album, only to see this. I don’t like it. There’s a toilet. It’s like ‘ah yes, Mamas and the Papas— oh, wait… shitting.’”

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Enjoyed the stream a lil bit too much. Thank you guys!

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Behind Every Great Man, Ch. 4: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66269026/chapters/172347433

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So this started simple enough. Just drawing Stan ripping his shirt off, y’know.

And then I got to thinking about him wanting to show off to someone he likes through feats of strength. So he’s walking through nature with his honey and uh oh! A bear! But instead of running or minding his own business, he’s like “watch this, toots,” rips his shirt off, ready to charge, and his date’s yelling after him like “Stan you can’t just go around picking fights with the wildlife!”

Also he taught a bear to drive so I don’t think this is too far fetched. Or maybe this bear is a friend of the driving bear and Stan set it up as a favor so the bear is in on it. Like a wingmanbear.

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I love the implication of these magazines

I know the joke is obviously "Dipper finds porn mags in Stan's room but they can't really be porn mags cuz its a kids show"

But I love the idea that Stan just has a thing for clothed women. Certain outfits, lots of layers, stuff like that. I mean, "the trench coat issue" come ON, and that swimsuit on the cover is about as much coverage you can get with women's swimwear

No idea if this is really a thing or if it has a name, but its a unique and interesting kink to give him

I think this would also extend to him liking period piece dresses/outfits too, like the ones in The Dutchess Approves

Anyway just something to chew on for my nsfw Stan enjoyers out there

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The grumps (๑ᵕ⌓ᵕ̤)

I actually already posted this on Stan’s bday, but I dunno anxiety kicked in and deleted it XD I was this close to deleting my account on tumblr too XD it’s okay cuz I’ve grieved, I’ve wept, and now I’m okay XD

Anywhoooo, this is the only illust I was able to finish for Stan’s bday 😭 Last time for Shane’s bday, I drew him with Stan getting drunk at Stardrop Saloon XD I thought welp why not drew them both on Stan’s bday too XD (sorry Ford) waittt that’s crazyyyy I haven’t posted that here yet??? it’s more of a quick illust cuz I was clutching to make it on time for Shane’s bday 😭 btw I drew this one last April! cuz his bday was in spring XD

I actually have two really good ideas for Stan’s bday 🥺 one is really dark and the other one is a table full of yummy food aaaa it stays cookin’ in my head 😔 I love my husbands so much 💖 they’re my pride and drive in my life 💖

Happy birthday again to Stan 💖💖 Stay fine and sexy, you hunk 😩💖💖 Ily sooooo muchuuu 💖💖

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I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

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Showmanship

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Ideally would’ve loved to draw Ford saying this since he’s pregnant (right?) but I already started drawing Stan the other night, I only had a little bit of time to myself to draw, and someone needed me before I could finish coloring his suit lol

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the fact that neither of them got rid of the sigil or at least tried to make it stop being burning hot 24/7 still gets to me....

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It Never Was About the Soup, final chapter: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66047659/chapters/171889966

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Wanderers Above The Sea Of Fog

I hope you like this because I wanted this image to exist so much that I learned to paint in order to make it happen

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My first time drawing Ford 😭

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I love when my husband whispers sweet nothings into my ear like “hey little mama, I’m actually a frog that’s been turned into a man. Help me.” <3

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Is chapter 6 of It was Never About the Soup coming soon? 🥺👉👈

Yesss! AHHH! Thanks for asking! I’m actually writing it as we speak lol! ❤️