I will probably play drums for you. 34 he/him
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Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles
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School of Rock but Dewey is really into weird industrial experimental metal instead of classic rock and shows the kids like Throbbing Gristle and Mr Bungle and shit and the battle of the bands is a disaster and they do arrest him at the end
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basically there’s two types of thing in the world, Punk and Puritan. anything you like is Punk, and anything you don’t like is Puritan
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there should be creatures that only exist at night. they should be made of shadow and, if possible, evil itself. and they should be impossible to defeat!
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#Feet got wide when I hit my 30s and it made buying shoes more difficult#Investing in a shoe stretcher was honestly a game changer#so yeah smaller
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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time
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going to a music show so i can look at the music
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theme for this years christmas: War Elephants
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