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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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ughhh come on man i just need another hit of that dark and depressing sludge i go to PLEASEE,, its like you dont even care about my needs…

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Mmm blood

ok let’s not start the day like this

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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does anyone have the foggiest

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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the angels have come for your gluttony

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went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours

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stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

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*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

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I need the days to have more hours, it's not like I'd do anything useful with them I would just waste my time but still