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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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I love characters whose kindness is futile I love characters who are punished for caring. I love characters who trust when they shouldn’t. I love characters who try to be good despite their situation only for that goodness to betray them in the end

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Vincent Price | Song of Bernadette (1943)

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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STRAUME / FLOW (2024), dir Gints Zilbalodis

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

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how come the money i saved goes away when i spend it on the things i saved up for

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your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid

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Can't sleep, and it's 01:30 on 1st or June so might as well post this now. Planned back in my bg3 phase and managed to actually finish it as well. No way!!!

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Having one-sided beef with one specific character is so funny. Like I can see a million characters who do terrible things and be like “whatever.” But then there’s one specific motherfucker who pissed me off so bad that I’d run them over at a red light if given the chance.

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Feminism isn't about doing whatever feels good and fuels your specific personal interests btw sometimes you do in fact have to change how you think and behave

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say what you will, cassandra going: "we will talk about this later" when you ally with the mages is up there with the funniest moments in the entire series.