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my favorite movie as a little kid (as in the movie came out the year i was born) was disney's pocahontas. this is probably bc there were pretty ladies in it and also a raccoon

anyway shoutout to my mom who sat me down and explained to me as soon as i understood spoken language--in child-understandable but blunt terms--that while the movie was very loosely "based on historical events," it outright lied a lot about those events. she explained that the real Pocahontas was a little girl and the real john smith was the actual bad guy. she explained gnarly concepts and ugly truths to me in a simplified but not censored way. and i understood it!

(and now as an adult i know that movie is a total shitshow that should never have been made)

anyway. the point is. talk to your kids about shit because they can understand more than you give them credit for

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fuck my stupid baka life i’m back to roblox fandoms but not dandys world auGH

okay i thought my dw dry spell was just a phase but now like months later i’m realizing it was not. pinned has been edited. ill take that request post down after i post this uhhhh go ahead and unfollow if you dont want forsaken/block tales on your dash

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(rises from the bog) (checks activity) who dares disturb my domain

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Yes, Idris Elba. I probably should be.

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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

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i got him again on floor SEVEN!! 72% RESEARCH LETS FUCKING GOOO

uhh take this while i procrastinate work on requests <3

twisted sprout has been following me around on my runs lately. he’s fought past decreased main chances TWICE now and I haven’t seen twisted pebble in a solid month. I think he challenged dandy to a fistfight and won too because no matter how much i piss dandy off he never appears

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uhh take this while i procrastinate work on requests <3

twisted sprout has been following me around on my runs lately. he’s fought past decreased main chances TWICE now and I haven’t seen twisted pebble in a solid month. I think he challenged dandy to a fistfight and won too because no matter how much i piss dandy off he never appears

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for the new prompt list, what about 47, 48, and 56 with twisted shrimpo (if that’s not a tall order!)? like maybe finding him after he’s twisted and trying to help patch him up/give him affection… idk i just love the lil guy…

Prompts 47, 48, and 56 w/ Twisted!Shrimpo

Trying to figure out how I want to portray the twisteds BUT the Angst potential here is diabolical enough to make me hop off the fence for this :3

Prompts: infection au, holding face, tending to (major) wounds

Notes: gn reader, toon reader, post game, short post, written on mobile, a shred of shrimpo is still in there, it's like trying to tame a while animal

CWs: Body horror and injuries/gore

47

Given his skills... it was no surprise that he didn't last long. But that didn't make it any less... hard... it doesn't help either that you see him so often on the floors, it just rubs salt in the wound

...so it was so easy to find him on a solo run and smuggle him into the elevator with you and sneak him to the base everyone's set up- God you didn't want to think about what would happen if they found him, or that you had brought him

Surely... they'd be able to understand... shrimpo stays in your room from then on as you attempt to reach him, if he's still in there

48

The lower half of his face is absolutely wrecked. At first you had thought it was simply covered in ichor... but the moment your hands made contact you realized how damaged he was

His jaw was... almost smashed. You thought the broken noises he made were a product of becoming twisted- but it was... a mix of that and his jaw being nearly completely bashed in

Holding him almost feels like handling a feral animal- he's shaking with barely contained rage- maybe fear, too- but you swear there's a flicker in his glazed over eyes as you rub circles on the remains of his cheeks

56

His jaw is the main injury he has- it's not the only one but it called the most attention. The ichor did a good job at hiding how gnarly it was

There is... likely no hope in trying to make it heal, assuming toons follow similar limits to humans. His lower jaw is kind of just... gone.. and the ichor eventually drips enough to undo all of your attempts..

Bandages become your friend in keeping the mess down and contained

Overtime he stops fighting back when you approach him. That's got to count for something right?

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i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

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first post unleashed. how we feeling

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Reuniting with them… after they’ve twisted

(Ft. Astro, Glisten, Razzle + Dazzle, Shrimpo)

Tags: longpost, headcanons, ambiguous relationship, previous relationship, kinda implied you’re immune to Ichor or smth bc theres no mention of you getting infected, lots of hurt/comfort

notes: first post! pls be nice to me

Astro

•He doesn’t recognize you at first. Not for a while, actually

•Mindlessly chases you around like all the other twisteds, though something in him stirs when he first spots you

•Get somewhere safe and up high where he can’t reach with his arms. His telekinesis has been destroyed by the Ichor; the most he can do with it now is tug on your shirt, and he isn’t exactly focused enough to do so anyway, so you'll be safe so long as he can't grab you

•Talk. About anything, preferably things you used to do with him. Your voice is familiar. Comforting. It soothes the ache in his heart that the Ichor once weaponized

•Resist your own exhaustion long enough, and Astro himself will fall asleep listening to you

•Let him rest. In a few hours he’ll wake up and you can keep trying to help him remember who he is, or you can leave while he sleeps if you think it’s getting too dangerous

Glisten

•Yells your name and RUNS at you full speed. It’s more than a little terrifying.

•He doesn’t mean any harm- he really doesn’t!- he’s just been alone for so long… he’s sobbing as he chases you, he can’t lose you again, he just can’t, please-

•Tackles you down and hugs the life out of you. Literally. If you don’t tell him to let up in time you might lose a heart

•He apologizes, but doesn’t let go. Keeps babbling about how he missed you- he’s hardly even coherent, but you get the gist

•Get to a secluded little spot and let him cry in your arms. Rub the top half of his back and cuddle him close; he desperately needs comfort after what he’s been through

•He appreciates every bit of affection you give him, even if it just makes him cry harder

•So long as you let him stay with/follow you, he'll do anything you ask. Need help extracting? He's even better at extracting than before, somehow. Running from a twisted? You're already in his arms. He'll even scrounge around with you for supplies!

•Be careful if he somehow finds makeup, though. He'll doll you up as SOON as the two of you are safe.

•(And if you do his own, he'll be giddy for the rest of the day.)

Razzle + Dazzle

•Sit just outside the circle with the both of them. Don’t talk, don’t make noise. Razzle bears the brunt of their infection; he won’t recognize you if you wake him. Not immediately, at least.

•Eventually Dazzle is going to wake up from his doze and scan around them for any threats, and spot you

•Dazzle will recognize you after a moment, and his expression will turn positively miserable. You’re not safe around him and Razzle, you need to leave…

•Silently keep them company for long enough and Dazzle WILL shed a few tears. It’s just been him and Razzle for who knows how long, and while he is very worried for your safety it’s nice to have someone else here (that isn’t crazed with Ichor)

•Razzle’ll finally wake up in the middle of his twin crying and see you. As he always does when he spots someone, he takes control of their body and stands, preparing to attack, but-

•…he can’t do anything so long as you’re not in the circle, though. He’ll growl and pull at the weight they’re tied to (as Dazzle squeaks and tries to take back control to no avail) but settles after a while

•Much like Astro, some part of Razzle tries to remember, but can’t- though, your face helps more than your voice in Razzle’s case. He won’t go back to sleep, no matter how much Dazzle pleads

•He sits and stares at you unendingly. It’s possible to talk to Razzle like this- though, he’ll pay more attention to your expression and gestures than your words

•Stay with them for a while, please. You’re the only way Razzle can be calm while awake, and while Dazzle knows it’d be safer for you if you left, your presence eases his mind too

Shrimpo

•It’s Shrimpo. Be ready for a fight.

•He recognizes you almost immediately. Does a full stop AND double take. He'll just stand there for a few moments until you move, and then he'll start chasing you like normal- or…

•...almost like normal. He's faster, more desperate, more angry, and keeps making these gurgling sounds as you try to lose him (to no avail; all his attention is on you, all he is going after is you)

•Be prepared to block his punches. He’s stronger now- they will hurt if they land. If you can, bring some kind of armor or protection for yourself like a shield along with all the patience you have. Otherwise, your arms are going to be real sore from blocking his attacks.

•He’ll punch, and punch, and punch some more. He’s so pissed it almost hurts. How dare you leave him for so long? How dare you think you could just waltz right up to him and be friends normal again?

•(How dare you abandon him here? How dare you not be there for him when he needed you most? How dare you not be there when the Ichor took over and he nearly suffocated? Where were you? Why did you leave him? What did he do?)

•Don’t hit back; your goal is to outlast him, not to overpower him. Let him take out his blind rage on your shield/guards, or you’ll never make progress with him.

•Don’t worry, it won’t take too long for him to falter. He’s still Shrimpo, after all. Wait until his punches weaken and his fists shake. Wait until he starts taking a full second between hits. Wait until he connects one more blow with your defense, and then shove him downward.

•Given he just exhausted himself, he’ll definitely be knocked flat on the ground. It’ll take him a good moment to get up- use this time to kneel down, slide your arms beneath him, and press him into your chest.

•He’ll try to move away- keyword: try, because no matter how hard he wants to, he cannot move his arms. All he can do is twitch and make those gurgling noises again as you gather the rest of him into your lap.

•Just… be patient, and hold him. He’s quite literally never experienced anything like this before. Eventually Shrimpo will stop leaning away. He won’t lean in, per se, but he’ll stop fighting it and go limp.

•Tell him how long you’ve been looking for him, how much you missed him, how glad you are to see him again; and maybe, just maybe, he’ll find the strength to shakily bring his arms around you.

•He rationalizes it as an attempt to scratch you, but he’s still too fatigued to do any damage.

•(Not only that, but he tells himself the heat in his eyes is just Ichor, too.)

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So… Introductions! (Edited often)

Guileless (adj.) devoid of guile, honest and without deception.

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