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uh Morrigan

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Rook: the caretaker is such a friendly spirit. just a swell passive little guy.

The Caretaker: Dweller, the Evanuris must be roach sprayed from the Crossroads. Purge them. Kill them with knives. Gut their champions and hang their innards, dweller. I will wait.

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I offer you

I thought I had something

But it quickly fell apart...

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mierda

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Nothing Good Happens In The Deep Roads

Hi, I'm new here to Dragon Age Tumblr. Publicly, anyway. I lurk. Anyway, I've been playing Veilguard like many of us I imagine. For show and tell I have brought you the most paranoia-inducing segment of one of the companion quests and I like... haven't seen anyone mention it or talk about it so I would like to add it to the collective borg of screams. So, like, spoilers. Duh. You've been warned.

Still here? No turning back. Okay good. Welcome.

SO ANWAY. I'm on a second playthrough now, trying out new options and classes and things. I get around to that point where you start to get companion quests fired up and Lace's kicks in earlier than a lot of them to me at least. Ya go down to the Deep Roads where nothing good ever happens. And my first time through, visiting Kal-Sharok I distinctly remember it being... fine. Like there were darkspawn and stuff but that's just the deep roads and they cranked the gross factor on the darkspawn anyway, so... what gives? Where are my bad vibes and sad times now of going down in the deep roads where nothing good ever happens? Enter playthrough numero dos. I'm picking through Kal-Sharok, really getting up in there. Trying to find all the things I missed. I was standing at the precipice before delving down into the Deep Roads. And my eye snags on this fucking thing:

Now, y'all with color coordination skills may note that all the bad guys and evil shit down here is red-coded. In my brain, I was just thinking to myself. Huh... that looks like a Venatori crystal. ... I don't remember there being Venatori on Lace's quest. So naturally, I'm curious. I continue on, and try to get up closer to get a better angle.

Huh.. that doesn't look like a venatori smashy smashy crystal... that looks like a person... And then ALL AT ONCE I recall where her questline continues and how there's angry Red Lyrium Titan Lace by the end of her questline AND that Valta mentions 'something has found Lace' when we're talking to them and then we get jumped. There's no shot that's angry lyrium Lace... right..? So now like any sane person, I'm on my guard the entire rest of that quest. And I was fucking right to be BECAUSE SHE STALKS YOU THE ENTIRE TIME. I eventually remembered as I was playing you can zoom in with the photo mode they blessed us with and could see Lace. But they stalk you through the entire area until you get to the chamber where Valta is. I don't know if I caught them all, and I am too frightened to go back and find it so I dump all my findings here for the community to scream with me about.

tl;dr, and my thesis statement in all things with these games Nothing. Good. Happens. In the Deep Roads.

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Soup is for old people, and when you start liking soup, that means it's time to kick the bucket.

Day One of Logic 101

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So idk if this is common knowledge by now or not but Gaming Heads has a deathclaw plush!

OH!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Let’s take him to the surface, chain him up, and have people throw rotten vegetables at him until he sees that humans can be trusted again

(via outofcontextdnd)

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Legos... yay...

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

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So, I just reached 150 followers and I’d like to thank you guys by having an art giveaway!

What are the prizes?

• There will be 2 winners! • I will draw them a bust of a character of their choosing (your oc, character from a series, etc.)

What are the rules?

• You need to be a follower to participate • No giveaway blogs • Likes and reblogs count • Giveaway ends on February 14th and I’ll be choosing our winner via number generator

I wish you all good luck :]

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The Signs + Fallout 4 Factions

Brotherhood of Steel: Taurus, Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius

The Railroad: Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

The Institute: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio

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Of the people, For the People!

one reblog = one vote

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We can Danse if we want to We can leave your friends behind ‘Cause your friends don’t Danse and if they don’t Danse They’re Synths. Kill on sight.

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What happens when you don’t complete the main questline

Everywhere I go, including Whiterun, the sky is stuck looking like Apocrypha. It was like this ever since I left the Temple of Miraak. I’m just going to blame Miraak and Hermaeus Mora for this, in all honesty.

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Reblog if you think Cait deserves the biggest hug in the entire world

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Fallout 4 Companions react to...

SS kissing them for the first time. (will only do romanceable companions and Nick since so many love him)

Edited Cait in as I forgot her originally, sorry :(

Cait: She waits for it t end and looks awkward, but just as the SS is about to turn around and leave disheartened, She pulls SS around and gives one of the most passionate kisses she can give, needing to show how she feels. As they part she punches the SS in the arm in a playful way saying “Fucking Softie…” All the while having a blush and a smile.

Piper Wright: She blushes heavily and freezes on the spot. As time goes by, she eases into it and kisses back.

Preston: He is very gentle, wanting to show how loving he is and how much the General means to him.

Hancock: Dips the sole survivor and gives them a more passionate kiss. Bloody showoff.

Danse: He’d be awkward at reciprocating, but after some time he gets used to it. As they part he says in his usual tone “Outstanding.”

Curie: She enjoys the experience, feeling its an interesting way to learn about human coupling in a quote “hands on” way.

MacCready: He pulls away with a smile and says “Dam- I mean, dang.”

Nick Valentine: He kisses back eagerly before breaking it off just as quickly and saying “Sorry… This… This is wrong.”

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