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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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It better be ready bc I'm going to shift it into a red stain on the pavement

found a fun little personality test!

i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!

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Gonna start using "Are you ugly-offical?" as an insult

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Did I fucking stutter

found a fun little personality test!

i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!

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Ah. If I see a shapeshifter it's hands immediately

found a fun little personality test!

i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!

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*aims at crowd of tumblrites* FOOMP

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I have 82 followers and more than half are porn bots where are you getting this information?

How tf did you find my post so quick, I didnt add tags and you dont follow me?

My second blog is one of the officals and you mentioned it in the discord. I don't have a clue how to use tumblr or discord correctly, so I don't know how to follow you

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????I dont have a discord????

How tf did you find my post so quick, I didnt add tags and you dont follow me?

My second blog is one of the officals and you mentioned it in the discord. I don't have a clue how to use tumblr or discord correctly, so I don't know how to follow you

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I wish I had a maid who was a vampire and she would feed on me as payment for her services and we would fall in love and she would cry on my grave after I die of a combination of malnutrition and blunt force trauma to the head.

Does anyone else feel that way?

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Yk I really think we should standardize "no thoughts head empty" as a response to the age-old question "what are you thinking about?"

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Tetris Theme (Koroneiniki) - Piano Version

I see you have found this blog.

Hello and welcome :3

Yes, I am apart of the officalverse.

How this blog will work:

I will sometimes give song recommendations.

You may send me asks with songs to listen to and I will rate them out of 10.

You may also send random stuff hehe.

I will reblog officalverse stuff and other stuff. This is a gimmick blog >:3

He/Him/It/Its please.

Thank you :)

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Yeah keep checking. There will always be MOAR

live footage of me checking my notes everyday to find new officals:

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Suck it Thomas

Once when I was in seventh grade (back in my day people were shitty at cheating and so they didn't do anything about pencilcases) I was desperately trying to memorise an essay and it was like 10pm (past my bedtime) so i was like "you know the fuck what. desperate times call for desperate measures" and i ripped the essay into paragraphs and crumpled them up and read them and just dictated in the test. This short BITCH next to me SEES and he literally tells the teacher about this. but the teacher didn't FUCKING believe this kid because he was a low grade loser who knew literally nothing and i was like the favourite heralded child of those days. Thomas if you're reading this I FUCKING WIN.

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Ah, Hallo! Velcommen to mozzer Deutchland!

Briton: *writing* Germany, got it.

i was gonna make a post saying its funny when in scifi the aliens dont say humans they call us terrans or earthlings or whatever. but while thinking about it i was like. well yknow in english we dont say 日本人 or nederlanders or les français so maybe its fairly accurate that aliens would pick some other word for us. we could probably get weirder about it actually.

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Wow surprise surprise, turns out that trying to force the Department of Blocking Stuff that Kills You to not block a certain thing will result in people dead. This is why people who actually follow politics hate you.

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Ah I see you have caught a case of Wordshortendesiren

bitches i need y'all to stop using abbreviations and start doing german ztyle compound words cuz leadning them is too hardddd

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