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[gunnshow]

what did joe do with his name ?? did he auction it off to the highest bidder and i missed it .... imagine if i was now samoa joe ?? i'd be such a baddie.

i really like what samoa joe did with his wrestling name. that’s smart. New Jersey Jim would’ve fed families.

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oh ... my brain hurts now trying to figure out how they have little baby cars. i mean , i guess they can build them like they did in the robots movie !! except instead of them getting it in a box they have another car make it because i'm assuming it's almost like how they fixed the cars while they were racing .... as for sex ?? i have no idea , ask again when my brain isn't throbbing.

I watched a video of this woman asking how the cars are born in the movie Cars and honestly… my mind is just fucked now. Do they build each other? How does car sex work.. or do they… let me know in the comments. Where are we at with that?

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i think it is hilarious actually : butch. 😌😌

I'm not gonna lie, but Pete Dunne could totally get it. That boy is super fine. Don't judge me 👀

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who is pete dunne ?? all i know is butch.

I'm not gonna lie, but Pete Dunne could totally get it. That boy is super fine. Don't judge me 👀

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that sounds like me with mercedes , when other people hit on her ( which they do alot ) i see myself getting all sorts of jealous. never had to deal with something like that before till her and i hate the feeling of wanting to hurt another person. us newly taken people gotta stick together and promise to bail the other out if something happens.

least take video of you doing that , i need a good laugh.

you know, with charles being my first boyfriend ever, i never got to experience a lot of things and i never envisioned myself as a bit of a (reasonably, REASONABLY) psycho but… then you got bitches trying to pet your man’s stache’ and well.

anyway I’m gonna shave it off when he falls asleep for sure now.

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she makes me very happy dad , never thought i would be this happy or date anyone period either. mercedes changed all that and i'm glad she did because i couldn't envision my life without my penguin queen. she's stuck with me for as long as she will have me. we definitely have to hang out sometime , us and the whole gang because i miss you guys. i miss my family.

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are you gonna put some steak and shrimp on the barbie mate ?? with a side of vegemite and toast ?? and for dessert we are gonna snack on some timtams ?? that sounds like a great time sheila sign me and my empty stomach right on up. we need to discuss our tag team anyway ... if we are gonna ask anna to join , we gotta reconsider the mohawks idea.

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have i ever told you how much i love you and how much i love it when you blush because of me ?? because it's like a lot. you want me to speak to you though and tell you how lucky i am to have you because say less. tonight when you sleep i'll be whispering sweet nothings to you until the sun comes up and even after you wake up. you'll hear all about how i feel about you and how i just know you'll win that title. course i am , been planning one ever since we started dating hell i've been planning ever since i met them. could you imagine how hot our family photos would look ?? everyone would be so jealous. i don't know when i will have match , but it's all good ... i don't need to be champion because i already got the greatest gift known to man kind. i got the hottest woman on the planet in my arms right now who has enough belts to feed our family and to me ?? that's alright. i'm happy to be the househusband who celebrates from the sidelines and watches his girl carry the whole division on her back like the amazing woman she is.

please you already spoil me just by allowing me to be close to you , by allowing me to be in your life .... by being your fine ass boyfriend. like i get that honor to be the person you love and that tops anything you could give me so im going to spoil the shit out of you. really ? just my words ?? well expect me to give you more words later for now . of course you can get the whole package , do you even need to ask ? i was already planning on giving it to you so you can bring home a fifth belt to our family. that way we all can wear one when it comes to family picture time. don't you worry , we'll carry you and do all the heavy lifting that way when it comes to your matches you'll always win cause you'll never be tired.

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dear @judgmentjay ,

you went to go get milk but you never came bad. i miss you dad . who is gonna play fetch with me and call me sport ( or whatever dads in new zealand call their kids. ) come home dad.

love your son ,

austin 🥹

ps. i told mercedes i loved her and you missed that too. you would've been so proud.

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i just spit out my mcdonalds oreo mcflurry as i read this because it was that damn funny. whoever this girl is speaking nothing but the truth though .... that's why me and my girl never do reverse cowgirl . not because i have hairy toes , ew by the way , but because she deserves to see the whole show too. i'm a generous penguin king.

I completely forgot what I was going to post today and you can thank the TikTok I’d just seen of this girl asking, and I quote, “who invented reverse cowgirl? it’s unfair that he gets to see it bouncing, going in and out. and all i get to see is his hairy ass toes?? your hairy ass toes throwing up gang signs and trying to speak ASL to me”

the internet is UNDEFEATED. 😂😂😂

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i mean

i kind of read that too

but then i remember

nobody wants to see all that

every time

i read

the pornstar, kyle fletcher

don’t let ur dreams just be dreams

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it's not the vodka talking , all of one direction songs hit different. can't count how many times i've cried to that song alone .

There’s just something about Night Changes by One Direction that feels like a knife to the heart.. or this might be the vodka talking, let me know.

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... that was my last one. i didn't even know about that until you pointed that out. now my brain is like super mega fried and not just because of the gummy i took.

tell me your last “i was today years old when i learned” moment. mine was realizing that first, second… etc, have the ending to the abbreviated number like 1st, 2nd. 💥

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please you already spoil me just by allowing me to be close to you , by allowing me to be in your life .... by being your fine ass boyfriend. like i get that honor to be the person you love and that tops anything you could give me so im going to spoil the shit out of you. really ? just my words ?? well expect me to give you more words later for now . of course you can get the whole package , do you even need to ask ? i was already planning on giving it to you so you can bring home a fifth belt to our family. that way we all can wear one when it comes to family picture time. don't you worry , we'll carry you and do all the heavy lifting that way when it comes to your matches you'll always win cause you'll never be tired.

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he'd probably put your ass on ignore like he has done me.

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coming over and bringing me food ?? now you're just spoiling me because i would be happy with just you in my arms. don't you worry , i'll heal you right on up. a nice bath , some smoochies , a massage , some more more smoochies and me are an all included package named healingthebae. we gonna make sure that you are all prepared to get that fifth belt and ensure you no longer miss your boy.

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my penguin prince, i miss you and your cuddles. 😔

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my queen , my ceo i miss you too baby. why don't you come on over?? we can cuddle all you want , my arms are wide open.

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my penguin prince, i miss you and your cuddles. 😔