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teddy gives kanbei a lil' kiss on the cheek. then one on the tip of his nose, then his forehead, and even a quick peck on the lips; 'cause he's a very big fan of his handsome boy.

" awuh, teddy- i- " blush crept upon his features, and if he had a tail, it'd certainly be wagging now. the man inspired all the silliest, pinched expressions to form upon face, " all this for little ol' me, but what about you? "

teddy is picked up with ease and squeezed between firm pecs, straightening out his own hunched posture as he did so. how'd such a big oaf like his humble self score such a cute little thing to have and to hold? perhaps, it'd forever remain a mystery, but it was about damn time his luck began to turn! stubbly chin prickled baby soft cheek as he returned the favor with a firm kiss.

" hrrmgmgh, " kanbei sniffled, kissing him again. " i love youuu. "

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@destructiveglitch​ asked:

‘ a pepsi bottle can make a decent weapon, if you respect its power. ’ velour flirting with maria :j 

“ is that so! ”  ribbon has made its way around velour’s bicep, cinching tighter around the lean muscle while finger stroked her jaw,  “ mm, well! i can certainly tell you know your way around some ... powerful things. perhaps i’ll just take your word for it. ♫ ”

there was no disrespect sensed here, and maria was quite powerful herself, after all. lap was slid into just as slyly as her ribbon coiled tighter, giving the other woman her full attention.

“ tell me, what else can you use as a weapon? ”

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‘ do you think that doing alcohol is cool? ‘ gretzky but like genuinely asking he wants ppl 2 like him

“ sure! i-i mean, it pairs pretty well with a good hot-pot. uh, sake, that is. nothing warms the belly better! ” an enthusiastic nod was given... then awkward silence. it wasn’t often hideaki was in the company of someone that was just as nervous as he was. even though it was a rather chilly autumn day, a thick sheen of sweat sparkled upon the man’s reddened face. it was rather cute, but he hate for him to catch cold when the little gourmand could provide food and drink that would keep it at bay. “ um, ...w-would you like some sake, mister? ”

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tag drop for ishida mitsunari !

ic: mitsunari aesthetic ( mitsu. ) headcanon ( mitsu. ) v: childhood ( mitsu. ) v: toyotomi era ( mitsu.)   v: sekigahara ( mitsu. ) v: epilogue ( mitsu. ) v: blue route ( mitsu. ) v: gakuen ( mitsu. )   v: wild west ( mitsu. ) v: college ( mitsu. )

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continued from 💛 || @wstelanders

rasmus trembled like a frightened doe in his arms; weakened knees knocked together, calling for a stronger grip around the man’s middle to keep him upright. neck craned so lips could meld to the hollow of his cheek, doing little else in the way of movement, lest he give the man yet another shock to his system.

he knew rasmus had a child in his life. for some time now, in fact. the nature of their relation might not have been immediately clear but the playful markings that peppered the corners of some of his assignments were. as were the phone calls he took in class with the tinny sounds of children yelping thay could be heard in the background as he removed himself from class. and even the frazzled way he sometimes carried himself after a particularly busy morning. kids had a knack for inspiring such frantic disorganization in their carers, he had seen it countless times before in countless other students and coworkers. though, even with all that being said, hakim did not expect to see the child this evening.��

perhaps he assumed rasmus was simply an uncle, a godfather, or hell, even just a babysitter to someone else's child. he had known the man long enough to see how thinly he spread himself just to be able to fit hakim into his busy schedule; often only meeting for an hour here or an hour there; he didn't think it was possible for a man to spread himself any further. 

or perhaps he had made himself too comfortable in tending to the promising little buds of an actual relationship that had begun to bloom between them. with the semester over and their contract as a teacher and his student finally at a close, it was admittedly exciting to see him any chance he could, to kiss him like he desperately wanted to in the lecture hall after all the others had filed out. now they could be seen in public, sharing a meal together, holding hands, things that couples do. things hakim had never done before. things he had only read about. and, well, rasmus seemed just as thrilled, quick to swoon for him and all of his awkward advances as though this stiff old man was, in fact, some sort of casanova.

in all that excitement, hakim had taken advantage of his eagerness to give him anything he asked for and overstepped his boundaries. the man that opened the door for him was not the one hakim had become used to seeing; he stood dumbstruck, pure despair upon his features, it was heart wrenching and it was his fault. 

some separation was called for as he rearranged his hands upon the other's body, cupping wet cheeks in both his hands. eye contact never once faltered as foreheads bumped carefully and tenderly together, “ i'm the one that should be sorry. i shouldn't have come here. ”

hakim could feel the muscles in rasmus' back jar with the beginnings of another sob, swiftly prompting his arms to squeeze around him once more. “ i don’tー that didn’t sound right. like this, i mean. i shouldn’t have come here like this. ” 

his heart pounded like a drum in his chest, but not for the reasons rasmus might expect. it was frightening. it was overwhelming just how little he cared that rasmus was a single parent. how perfectly hakim seemed to blend into his little family unit after just a few hours more than the average school semester spent together. it was the horrible truth that he was growing to love this man much more deeply than he dared to admit and after only one, single night of playing house he could honestly see himself as a permanent fixture in his home, right next to his daughter and his cat. 

surely, this type of thing only happened in fairy tales; but, was he really so opposed to that? the whole sky seemed to darken once milou was tucked into bed; a storm cloud formed around the crown of his lover’s head, and he couldn't bear to be the hail that tore up the quaint little garden they had only just started to sow. not when rasmus stood before him with everything to lose, asking him with every ounce of his body language to stay. so, he did exactly that, he curled around him and offered whispered apologies to the crook of his neck. together, they rocked gently in the heart of his living room, waiting out the storm.

“ ...listen. ” grip eventually loosened, just enough that his palm could drag up and down the length of rasmus’ back. it was hakim’s turn for head to lean lazily upon his lover’s boney shoulder, even if only for a few short moments before he pulled away, holding rasmus at arm’s length. “ let’s make things work. if you still want to then, well. i want to. i want… you. ”

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psych starters!

❝ well the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken. ❞

❝ i don’t lose things. i place things in locations which later elude me. ❞

❝ take pictures. not of sights, of moments. because that’s what matters. ❞

❝you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.❞

❝ it’s not blood. ❞

❝ i’m sorry. i’m sorry that i can’t do goodbyes. ❞

❝ i tried so hard to tell you. ❞

❝ i’ve kept you from the life you deserve. ❞

❝ i’m not a charity case. ❞

❝ people have sex and kill each other. that’s the real world. not some magical feelings place. ❞

❝ there’s something i have to get off my chest. ❞

❝people always say “goes without saying,” yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. ❞ 

❝ i can’t help it. my body craves buttery goodness. ❞

❝ i’ve got guts and cellulite. ❞

❝ falling in love with you was never part of the plan. ❞

❝ i am proud, honored and baffled to be your friend. ❞

❝ you’re acting like a child. ❞

❝ come on, let’s hug it out. ❞

❝ i’m just getting started, you giant cockroach. ❞

❝ the truth is, i want to change. i need to change. ❞

❝ i get productive when i’m nervous. ❞

❝ i wanted to be heroic. ❞

❝ i’ve seen it all. ❞

❝ you brought me to a crime scene?! ❞

❝ it was either this or ice skating. ❞

❝ i haven’t snuck into your apartment in weeks. which reminds me, you’re out of peanut butter.❞

❝ you cannot sit here alone in a parking lot in a dark car. ❞

❝ i can’t believe you actually thought that text was from me. it lacked all nuance, my signature mocking tone, and was utterly devoid of emoticons. ❞

❝ i have an idea, but we’ll need cool names. ❞

❝ i’d rather shower with a bear. ❞

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“ i’m  gonna  fool  so  many  fish . ” cheer @ maddy cause they go fishin :)

tackle was held up high and dangled from cheer’s fingertips with excitement. hand carved from driftwood and painted a vibrant green, it wasn’t perfect by any means, but she had put a great deal of time into it so maddy was happy to see cheer so enthralled with her gift.

“ i betchu are, girly. ”  smoke was flicked into the snowy grass at their feet. it was always the first feeble sign of spring, little green blades poking up from the dirt, desperate for a lick of the sun’s warm rays, and she squashed her cigarette against them.  “ why don’t you show me what a master fisherwoman like yerself can do ?  it’s the perfect day for it. ”

further encouragement came as a weathered hand to nimble waist, guiding her to peaceful waters. not an ounce of hesitation held them, they had been planning such an outing since the last spring had been so cruelly stolen away by icy, howling winds and twelve inches of snow before maddy could return home. she made the trek back through the brutal tundra early this year, such an opportunity would not be squandered a second time.

armed with a tackle box, rod and good company they greeted the riverbank with a gentle warmth painted upon their features; cheer’s eyes fixed on the babbling brook, while maddy’s were fixed on her.

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‘ the office ‘ sentence starters

not season specific !! change anything as you see fit !!

‘ occasionally , i’ll hit someone with my car. sue me. ‘

‘ there’s too many people on this earth. we need a new plague. ‘

‘ just pretend that we’re talking until the cops leave. ‘

‘ ______ , you ignorant slut! ‘

‘ i’m not superstitious … but i’m a little stitious. ‘

‘ i really should have a tweeter account. ‘

‘ the worst thing about prison was the dementors. ’ 

‘ i am beyonce , always. ‘

‘ sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way. ‘

‘ i want people to be afraid of how much they love me. ‘

‘ how the turntables … ‘

‘ you’re paying way too much for worms , man. who’s your worm guy? ‘

‘ you don’t know me ; you’ve just seen my penis. ‘

‘ did i stutter? ‘ 

‘ saw inception. or , at least , i dreamt i did. ‘

‘ … i hooked up with her on february 13th! ‘

‘ i don’t talk trash. i talk smack. they’re totally different. ‘

‘ i’m hot , you’re hot. let get it poppin’. ‘ 

‘ do you think that doing alcohol is cool? ‘

‘ call me as asap as possible. ‘

‘ i’m like really smart now. you don’t even know. ‘

‘ who is ‘ justice beaver ‘ ? ‘

‘ i feel god in this chili’s tonight. ‘

‘  i would not miss it for the world. but if something else came up, i would definitely not go. ‘

‘  hi, i’m date ______. nice to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning? ‘

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RP Starters - Jerma985 edition

“ On my left we have Cheese Nips. ”

“ Smells like trash.. Tastes like trash too actually. ”

“ I’m getting a very distinct poison flavour. ”

“ Okay. Okay okay okay okay. OKAY… OKAY! ” 

“ This isn’t scary I’ve seen this shit in like Harry Potter. ”

“ JESUS CHRIST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! ”

“ I’m not fucking 5 feet tall. ” 

“ Listen I’m not tiny. I’m compact. ” 

“ So we have found ourselves here in the middle of the forest… ” 

“ You’ve been a piece of shit the last ten years. ” 

“ Stop putting up those shitty paintings you damn Millennials. ”

“ I’m just stuck in my car contemplating my life. ” 

“ GET HIM! I COMMAND IT! ”  

“ Next time I see you both of my hands are going around your neck ” 

“ If you’re going to do something, never do it for free. ” 

“ I don’t know if I can hold it any longer! ” 

“ What are you, Jim Carrey?!”

“ I have to keep doing it until I get it right, dammit. ” 

“ I’m going to be a little late, there’s a fucking snake in my room. ”

“ H-how did this snake get in here?! ”

“ LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE MYSELF! ” 

“ Why is this house full of grandmothers? ” 

“ Wait a second. Wait a god damn second… ” 

“ Brush your teeth if you don’t want to go to fucking jail. ”

“ I’m a turtle, I’m just going to turtle in here. ”

“ SHUT THE FUCK UP. Enjoy the music. ”

“ This music just doesn’t fit at all. ” 

“ Hey you guys wanna see how they make McDonald’s chicken nuggets? ”

“ Have you seen my knife? Just bought it on Ebay. ”

“ I’m about to get the cluck outta here. ”

“ I’m going to lose my god damn mind. ”

“ I’m fucking crying right now. ”

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‘ i could vomit just looking at you. ’ please rasmus @ misha please

“ and you are puny like ant. ” slender man was plucked up by the skull with ease, dangling just a few inches off the ground, “ so small. what ees wrong wit you ? ”

head as dense and wide as a bowling ball was turned to look to his partner for the answers he sought. said partner was currently rolling about in some garbage, perhaps rasmus’ previous comment was directed at him. misha was certainly not romping about in filth, not currently, anyway. that would occur later after a hit of psycho.

“ quinn. your friend ees a shit. somethingk wrong wit him. ”

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* golden girls prompts

a collection of lines from the tv show. tw: some nsfw.

‘ has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? have you ever heard anyone say: thank god, the water’s here? ’

‘ to get ice cream or commit a felony. i’ll decide in the car. ’

‘ your heart’s in the right place, but i don’t know where the hell your brain is. ’

‘ i know i look square, but i’m like my father’s tractor. i take a while to warm up, but once i get going i can turn your topsoil till the cows come home. ’

‘ may your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta. ’

‘ go to sleep, sweetheart. pray for brains. ’

‘ yeah, frightening, isn’t it? ’

‘ if that doesn’t fill the void, nothing will. ’

‘ this ain’t gonna be no cakewalk! ’

‘ and how many junkies have gas and hot flashes? ’

‘ condoms! condoms! condoms! ’

‘ the time i was radioactive. ’

‘ so is eating grapes at the supermarket, but you do that all the time. ’

‘ i think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste. ’

‘ you can go straight to H-E-double-hockey-sticks! ’

‘ i could vomit just looking at you. ’

‘ it’s like having two size nine fudgesicles pressed up against my butt. ’

‘ you drink out of a brown paper bag and suddenly everybody’s your friend. ’

‘ god, i hate morning people. ’

‘ i don’t know what to say. yes, i do. don’t ever do that. ’

‘ well, i am stunned. just stunned. stunned is the only way to describe how…stunned i am! ’

‘ you’re a furry little gnome and we feed you too much. ’

‘ i’ll try but if they serve me cauliflower, it’s in god’s hands. ’

‘ now get out of here before the victim of violent crime in this house is you! ’

‘ i think it started when i came down from the bell tower and got my humped fixed! ’

‘ of course, my heroine doesn’t look like you. this is a romantic novel, not science-fiction. ’

‘ you always complain, and we always get through it. ’

‘ please! i had to turn you away from the window so you wouldn’t inhale the drapes! ’

‘ wow, with only three hours of sleep, i can be as bitchy as you. ’

‘ isn’t it amazing how i can feel so bad and still look so good? ’

‘ can i ask a dumb question? ’

‘ because i feel lousy and being mean to you makes me feel better. ’

‘ if there’s ever a night when you can’t sleep, i’ll come into your room and sing ‘ kumbaya ’. ’

‘ you try and i’ll have you on your back so fast you’ll think you’re out on a date. ’

‘ have i given you any indication at all that i care? ’

‘ but then again it was dark and i tend to over-dramatize. ’

‘ my mistake. i thought since you look like yoda, you were also wise. ’

‘ stand back, i could blow any minute. ’

‘ well, i’m here if you want to pick my brain. ’

‘ do you want it fast or do you want it good? ’

‘ you’re just denying you’re in denial. ’

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LOVE  ISLAND  EPISODE  11  BY  CODY  KO  AND  NOEL  PROMPTS.

“ wassup ,  bitches ? ”

“ you  look  like  a  rejected  disney  princess. ”

“ you  look  like  a  vegan  rapunzel. ”

“ i  see  what  you’re  saying. ”

“ where  the  fuck  IS  france ? ”

“ now ,  now ,  everybody  calm  down ! ”

“ i  don’t  even  know  what  happened  to  me  then. ”

“ ( name , )  i  totally  agree.  totally  agree. ”

“ oh ,  shut  the  fuck  up ,  ( name. ) ”

“ shut  the  FUCK  UP , ( name ! )  we  don’t  care ! ”

“ go  share  a  milkshake. ”

“ let’s  relax  for  a  second. ”

“ everything  worries  you.  you’re  stressing  ME  out ,  ( name. ) ”

“ speak  of  the  devil. ”

“ what  the  fuck  is  that  ‘fit ,  bro ? ! ”

“ what  the  fuck  are  those  sandals ? ”

“ shut  the  f  — !  shut  up.  shut.  up. ”

“ that  was  bad.  that  was  fucking  bad. ”

“ this  game  is  made  for  us ,  man ! ”

“ damn , ( he’s / she’s / they’re )  cute. ”

“ you  should  be  worried. ”

“ everyone ,  shut  the  fuck  up ! ”

“ now  we’re  in  danger. ”

“ fuck !  i  didn’t  think  about  that ,  damn  it ! ”

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peachsmemes​:

MORE  PINTEREST  PROMPTS !

“ there  is  absolutely  no  excuse  for  what  i’m  about  to  do ! ”

“ maybe  swearing  will  help. ”

“ burn  in  hell. ”

“ i’m  fine.  i’ve  had  worse. ”

“ someday ,  we  will  reunite. ”

“ i  may  have  the  right  to  remain  silent ,  but  i  don’t  have  the  ability. ”

“ that’s  beyond  stupid !  ( he’s  /  she’s  /  they’ve )  created  a  new  kind  of  stupid. ”

“ can’t  help  doin’  sneaky  things ! ”

“ i  am  not  as  fine  as  i  seem. ”

“ we  love  a  bit  of  trouble ! ”

“ well ,  that  didn’t  work. ”

“ my  alignment  is  chaotic  dumbass ! ”

“ it’s  only  forbidden  if  you’re  a  fucking  coward. ”

“ i  licked  it ,  so  it’s  mine. ”

“ just  get  in  the  fucking  blanket  fort ! ”

“ you  meant  something  to  me. ”

“ find  comfort  in  the  chaos. ”

“ guess  you’ll  just  have  to  FIGHT  ME ! ”

“ take  that ,  fuckers ! ”

“ i  just  like  angrily  doing  things  for  my  friends ! ”

“ why  do  i  hurt  all  over ? ”

“ i  may  be  a  fragile  little  flower ,  but  i’ll  kick  your  fucking  ass ! ”

“ i  want  to  be  a  part  of  something  big. ”

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ANIMAL  CROSSING :  NEW  HORIZONS  PROMPTS.

“ paint  is  not  a  snack ! ”

“ then  again ,  i  guess i’m  just  as  happy  staying  in  on  a  rainy  day  too … ”

“ keep  getting  stronger !  i’ll  be  cheering  for  you ! ”

“ make  like  a  tree ,  and  drop  a  wasp  nest  on  my  face. ”

“ the  best  flavor  of  ice  cream  is …  all  of  them !  they’re  all  the  best ! ”

“ i  just  heard  a  rumor  going  around.  really  none  of  my  business. ”

“ that  cloud  looks  like  a  sandwich ! ”

“ i’m  gonna  fool  so  many  fish ! ”

“ thanks  for  stopping  by  to  say  hi ! ”

“ ( name ) ?  do  you  ever  feel  like  crying ? ”

“ i  fear  i  might  die  just  thinking  about  it. ”

“ but  you  can’t  run  away  from  your  troubles ! ”

“ leave  me  alone ?  please ?  thank  you ? ”

“ yikes …  i  can’t  stop  yawning  today. ”

“ what’s  it  like  being  so  cool  and  self - assured ? ”

“ you  deserve  nice  things. ”

“ did  you  know  that  no  one  can  hear  me  scream  from  my  basement ? ”

“ it  was  kind  of  painful. ”

“ i  don’t  mean  to  brag ,  but  isn’t  my  room  kind  of  fabulous ? ”

“ yo !  it’s  friday ! ”

“ what  a  coinkydink ,  running  into  you  here ! ”

“ hang  on.  i  think  i’m  having  a  moment  of  clarity. ”

“ even  though  i  tried  to  do  the  right  thing ,  i  only  managed  to  mess  things  up  even  worse … ”