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Can't stand these fuckers

Fuck these guys. I hate submas. Reblog if you’re a submas hater.

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This put a smile on my face I love this sm

thanks to my gamer friends for telling me that my voice sounds like Venture often enough to give me the ego to make this lol Ik it's not perfect but I thought this would be a fun goofy thing to make real quick while I had my guitar out :] I headcanon that Venture's favorite band is The Clash and their favorite genre is,,,,, Classic Rock???? >:D eheheh get it?? I didn't think being obsessed with a funny little Overwatch character could go this far for me but here we are I guess!

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THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT I LOVE IT XD

@gutzsbie i got mad while drawing chai so there’s just a semi realistic baby and homestuck chai 💔💔 im sorgyg💔💔💔😞😞

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Your dad!Chai headcanons got me to pick up Tomodcahi Life again for the first time in like, a decade lol

Mission accomplished I guess??? Good to know you liked them ^^

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I know I already did this but I wanted to make it better and add some other headcanons I had about this idea so here you go! Some are the same as the old one, some have been tweaked and some are new headcanons I wanted to add

CHAI AS A DAD HEADCANONS:

•The baby would almost be a carbon copy of Chai with one or two features from his S/O

•He would be a boy dad (idk why but I feel like he would(im not hinting that he had a boy in my tomodachi life what))

•Chai would try to play it cool during the birth (his poor hand) but as soon as he sees the baby resting on his S/O, he would break and maybe cry (happy tears of course)

•He would be kinda nervous about holding the baby but once he holds them he will NOT let them go

•Chai: "Holy crap! I'm a dad now... I'm gonna be the coolest dad ever! And this little dude gonna be the coolest kid ever!"

•With his musical robot powers he would be in charge of both bedtimes and naptimes cause the baby would knock tf out when in Chai's arms

•During his S/O pregnancy the baby would only really kick or move when Chai puts his robot arm on your baby bump

•When he finds out that his S/O's is pregnant he'd be nervous and a little scared about it but after awhile he'll be chill about it, excited even (this might help with his inferiority complex a bit idk)

•Chai would have to take parental classes and read the baby book cause he would be quite clueless about this stuff even though he claims he's a pro with children (sorry Chai but you are a little stupid /lh)

•I think he would be actually pretty good with the baby minus changing the baby's nappy/diaper

•He'd attempt it but he would struggle and eventually cave in and call his S/O for help

•He would LOVE to dress the baby! He'd put them in lots of cool/cute onsies

•He has a matching shirt for him and the baby that has something like "big rockstar" "little rockstar" on it

•If he got one of those baby front carrier things he would constantly wear it and show off the little dude like the proud dad he is

•When the baby is still a newborn he would take them to the hideout to meet the tea-m (of course he'd show the newborn to 808 first)

•His S/O finds Chai asleep either on the bed or sofa snoring with the baby laying on his chest or resting in his arm also asleep (S/O definitely takes a couple of photos cause it's cute)

•When the baby gets a little older Chai would form a little two person band with him playing his guitar and the baby on drums (banging on random toys or kitchen utensils) and/or sing (making noises)

•I can imagine the baby dancing or doing the toddler bounce to Nine Inch Nails or The Glass Pyramids

•The baby would be accident prone like Chai but instead of nearly getting killed they trip on thin air or run into walls even if they're ultra careful (poor baby ^^;)

•Chai would have so many "conversations" with the little dude once they start cooing/making noises and he could put on a slight baby voice like he kinda does with 808 occasionally in the game

•Chai: "Who's my little rockstar huh?"

•Baby: "Ooh!"

•I feel like the baby's first word would either be "dada" or "cat" that's if 808 is there during the moment (it would be funny)

•Chai would be over the moon if their first word is "dada" and maybe brag about it (he's just a proud dad)

•The baby would love 808 simply cause she's a cat and 808 would love the baby too

•Chai would catch 808 cuddled up next to the baby when they're asleep (he'd get a quick photo and show Peppermint cause again it's cute)

•Speaking of the tea-m...

•Peppermint might not want to hold them but she would have the baby rest in their bouncy chair thing next to her desk and occasionally look over to the baby and talk to them

•Macaron would also love the little dude but he'd be extremely nervous holding them cause of how small they are (I mean look at the size of Macaron(huge lad))

•He might call the baby either "little little guy" or "littler guy"

•Korsica would be fine holding the baby but she might be slightly awkward when trying to talk to the baby

•CNMN would hold the baby in a funny way like holding them out away from him and immediately give them a psyhc profile even if they're only still a newborn (it would only say mini-Chai(for now that is))

•As this happens after the project armstrong defect fiasco and when Roxanne returns, she'd be great with them as she obviously has had experience with children and honestly she'd be happy for you both

•Overall I think he'd be a fun dad and love his little dude

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HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS MAN SM MY FAVOURITE WHITE BOY I WANNA GIVE HIM A SMOOCH HE DESERVES THE WORLD TO ME HE'S SUCH A CUTIE AND AN IDIOT MY BOY FAILURE I LOVE HIM‼️

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INTRO TIME!

Hello! My name is Alyssa

I'm Twenty and my pronouns are She/Her

I'm Biromantic and Demisexual

I'm also Autistic

I'm just a person who likes to draw and sometimes writes fanfics and headcanons

Fandoms I'm in/Special Interests:

Hi-Fi Rush, Pokémon, Persona, Final Fantasy, Borderlands, Sonic the Hedgehog, Scott Pilgrim, No Straight Roads, Overwatch and anything created by Tim Burton

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