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No more wine left :(

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I’m wine drunk again and I again have the urge to write Jacob Portman whump. I think this is just what wine turns me into.

Okay I’ve had wine, it’s time to write some Jacob Portman whump :)

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At what age does it become unacceptable for me to smoke strawberry flavoured vapes? When do I have to start smoking cigarettes?

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Sorry to the mphfpc fans who stumbled across my account only to find my wine induced interactions with my academic rival (his words not mine) and sworn enemy (they threatened me in a sword battle) @davidcassidy

Sincerest apologies, but you’ll be glad to know that wine does in fact make me very fanfic prone

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About 4 glasses of wine in and I’m gonna do my skincare and then write and then prolly have another glass of wine

Okay I’ve had wine, it’s time to write some Jacob Portman whump :)

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Okay I’ve had wine, it’s time to write some Jacob Portman whump :)

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"Q."

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it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

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Context @davidcassidy

Are you even friends if you don’t sword fight each other in the woods?

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Are you even friends if you don’t sword fight each other in the woods?

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More mphfpc TwiNote posts!

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I got into physics!!!

On my way back! I think it went okay

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Idk what you’re talking about that’s obviously Kody 🙄

Just watch out for his evil twin brother…. Jody…

Inside joke that will not make sense to anyone apart from @davidcassidy

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Inside joke that will not make sense to anyone apart from @davidcassidy

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Going into college on enrolment day as an almost year 13 student is crazy cus wdym there are new college kids that look about 5 year older than me 😭

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On my way back! I think it went okay