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parkerseo:

“oh ha-ha-ha, aren’t you funny,” parker mused sarcastically, waving a dismissive had in hayden’s direction; taking a sip of his coffee. if he hadn’t lived through the tale of watching a woman give birth, he was sure that his reaction would’ve been the exact same as the girls; although it did nothing to help the deep blush that was blooming on his skin, both from sheer mortification and hayden’s reaction. ‘okay, hey now, if you choke i’ll have to save you and i’ve already had one hell of a day and i’d really appreciate if you don’t kick the bucket right now.” if he didn’t know any better, he’d say he was almost whining. “it was a boy, and i’ll never get that image out of my head.” 

hayden could only wave her hand as he spoke, trying to drink more water and control her breathing in hopes she truly wasn’t about to kick any bucket. the laughter, however, did not stop, and she seemed to have a much harder time controlling that aspect of the conversation. “i’m sorry, i honestly just wasn’t expecting this conversation to take such a life changing turn. but look at the bright side, at least if you ever have a kid of your own, you’ll be well prepared and it won’t be as horribly shocking to you.” she finally was able to contain her laughter, a smile still plastered on her face as she speaks once more, “they should be paying you for the delivery fees, instead of the doctor that was supposed to help her deliver. that’s how that works, right?”  

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@outgrcwn // if there was one person hayden wished she made more time to visit, it was milo. they had such a history together, seeing as he was one of the first people who actually went out of his way to befriend her when she moved here. they were so completely different from each other, it was still hard for the girl to wrap her head around the fact that she managed to keep such a such a genuine friend around for so long. seeing as her little sister would be hanging out at a friends house for the day, she took this time to make her way toward milo’s place of work and pop in to see if he maybe be able to spare a few minutes for her as well. 

heading inside, she finds herself walking up toward the counter of the diner, quickly spotting milo and smiling, “um, excuse me sir? i’ve been waiting fifteen minutes for a refill on my coffee.” her voice echoed one of a snobby rich girl with too many plastic surgeries under her belt, only to laugh a little once the other made eye contact with her. “you getting off soon? i figured we’d could maybe grab some coffee if you aren’t too busy? i hear they just put out some new cake pops too.” 

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parkerseo:

“look, i’m going to sound like a dumbass, but, y’know, being a EMT and all you would’ve thought that i’d be prepared for just about anything – and y’know, i am.” parker’s seen his fair share of things being a EMT for a little over two years; from the fairly typical calls, to the more gruesome and down right wild ones. he was a hard one to make feel uncomfortable, yet, he was certain today topped all days. “but delivering a baby? hell no. no one trained me for that shit – i mean, the woman didn’t even give us a chance to get her on the damn stretcher, she just –” 

“you mean you weren’t already a dumbass before?” hayden teased with a small smile before she took a bite out of her ramen, listening closely to what the boy had the say while stuffing her face at the same time. multitasking at its finest, really. as she was slurping up the noodles, his next couple of words caused her to choke and quickly began coughing the dinner back up, all while laughing and covering her mouth at the same time. she turned away from the boy for a quick second, drinking some water and trying to calm down before finally facing him once more, “did you really watch a women push a baby out of her vagina today?? ok but real question, was it a boy or girl?” 

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woodivy:

“three hours of sleep isn’t a good look but…this face mask helps, right?”

“i dunno, i thought mask’s just refresh your face, not give you a complete makeover. but if this is you trying to fish for a compliment then, yeah, i guess it helps.” 

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kaejams:

the male practically groaned when hayden stepped in his way, making him back off instantly as he turned away from her pushes, annoyed. “you have got to be fucking kidding me.” he grunted, running a hand through his dark locks. once the other male stepped off, james was practically shooting daggers at the back of hayden’s head. “the fuck is your deal, hayden? i could’ve dealt with it just fine.”

hayden watched the other leave, causing a small sigh of relief to escape past her lips before she finally turned fully to face james, “calm your tits, hercules. i’m sure there are plenty of other things you can kick the living shit out of, but that guy was twice your size. i mean, fuck, did you just feel like not having all your ribs today or something?” god, she was already nagging at him, how disguesting. “what crawled up your ass today, anyways?” 

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fvksloane:

       “  SO, WHO WANTS WANT TO TAKE A BET on what the first jameson park related incident will be this year ?  ”  sloane leans forward on her elbows, a wicked smirk sweeping over her lips and a tinge of red imbuing her cheeks.  “  my money’s on someone puking from the top of the ferris wheel or another unfortunate town-wide food poisoning incident.  ”

“there’s always the possibility of someone getting whiplash from the bumper cars again,” hayden shrugged with a small laugh. “but i think that kid just wanted a free stuffed animal from one of the games since he didn’t shut up till they gave him one. my bet is on someone puking when going down the roller coaster and it hitting everyone that sits behind them.” 

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bcngbeckett:

BECKETT is cold and grumpy after having his old, second hand pickup truck had broken down in the rain. and a cold and grumpy beckett is, quite frankly, not a great beckett to be around. his attitude is only slightly warmed by the stiff drink in his hand and the atmosphere of the pub surrounding him. but his hair is still dripping and he’s craving a smoke above all else. he doesn’t bother to bring his head up- which he had recently plopped down onto the bar in front of him out of sheer exhaustion- when he felt someone plop down onto the bar stool next to him. “ listen, man, unless you’ve got a hairdryer or, fuck, i dunno, a xanax- you can crawl back into your fucking hole, ” he grumbles. overkill ? probably, but beck is nothing if not a drama queen. 

hayden was never much of a drinker, but for some reason a lot of people seemed to hang out at the pub, and seeing as she isolated herself for so long today, maybe bumping into someone she knew wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. of course, bumping into a grumpy beckett was the last thing she expected. her eyes could only roll as she stays next to him despite his words. “listen, man, i forgot my marry poppins purse at home so i’m out of hair dryers. why don’t i just ask if they have a towel you can borrow, and maybe buy you some food, and you let me stay out of my fucking hole for a few more minutes. sound like a deal?” 

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ncthanj:

        “ WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FUN today. ”          in nathan’s opinion, it was too nice of a day to spend it inside. especially when there were so many other things they could be doing instead. he glanced over at the other person.          “ how about we go to the amusement park? ”

it was such a simply suggestion, yet the thought of hanging out with nathan all day at the amusement park sent butterflies swarming through her stomach. she couldn’t even look his way, and instead simply nodded her head with a smile, “that sounds pretty chill. just don’t complain when i kick your ass at all the games, okay?” 

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ohawthvrne:

       “  god, i had ALMOST forgotten what real fresh air smells like.  ”  a wry smile frames the murmured observation, golden wisps catching in the wind as she gauges the action at the center of main street.  “  it’s a shame it’ll be gone once the amusement park’s hot dog vendors start rolling in.  ”

“not a big fan of greasy food stinking up the clean air, hm? you might be in the wrong place if you’re truly turned off by it,” hayden simply shrugged, seeing as she was way too gone and had grown used to the smell, even when it was gone. it seemed like it always lingered no matter what time of year it was. 

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REGGIE: how do u get paint out of carpet

REGGIE: and by paint i mean wine

REGGIE: but also paint

REGGIE: help

HAYDEN: babe that's what google is for, i'm too lazy to tell you step by step how to get paint out of carpet

HAYDEN: is the paint still wet or has it dried already? cause if it's wet, just get a wet paper towel and dab the spot, don't scrub

HAYDEN: also i don't drink wine so fuck if i know how to get that shit out, good luck w/ that :)

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kaejams:

he promised his mom he would try to not get into much trouble when he moved into the apartments up on main street. yet, here he is shoving some dude who decided to hit james’ shoulder as he was leaving. “come on, then ! fucking hit me !” the male growled, turning his head to show his cheek as he smirked. “i’m open, asshole, let’s GO !”

hayden was pretty good at rolling her eyes to the drama james always seemed to start, and this time was no exception. her eyes rolled on queue as her feet dragged her toward the male, soon standing in front of him to block him off from the other, “sorry, he didn’t take his medicine this morning. just watch where you’re going, okay?” she’s trying to push james back, hoping they’d simply walk away from this stupid exchange and get on with their day. 

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ellanewt:

“I’m sorry, we’ve actually just closed” Ella walked through from the kitchen to the shop as she heard the bell on the front door to the bakery jingle. “But if you have a specific request I’m more than happy to do my best.”

Hayden took a step back to reread the hours sign upon the front door, letting a small sigh when she realized she completely read it wrong. “Shouldn’t the doors be locked if you’re closed? Anyways, it was my fault, I didn’t read the sign right...sorry. I’ll just come back another time.” 

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overzealcus:

Brown hues widened when his phone let off a vibration, a notification from Tinder informing him that someone had matched with him, swiping open and staring at his screen with a slightly agape mouth, “AH!” Gideon squeaks, giving a shake of his head as he turned to the person beside him, “What do I do? What do I do? Should I send him flowers? Chocolates?” Anxiously gnawing at the tip of his fingernail, “I don’t know how to do this. Should I quit while I’m ahead? That sounds like a GOOD plan. I could send him PRAYING hands emoji, you know cause I’m blessed that he liked me…Please…Help.”

Hayden could only watch with confusion as the other seemed to quickly turn into a hot mess over one person matching with them on Tinder. It was a stupid app, in her opinion. If you wanted to meet someone and sleep with them, why not just go to a bar? Isn’t that what bars are for anyways? There was a small smile itching at the corner of her lip, with an eye roll to match, before she let out a small sigh, “Hun, it’s an app for meeting people to hook up with and never see each other again. Buying them anything other than condoms probably won’t do you much good.” She looked at the other with a slightly serious expression, “Do you wanna get laid tonight? If your answer is yes, message them back. If it’s a no, delete the app and move on with your life.” 

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natquis:

‘online gaming is bs,’ nat huffed, kicking a rock with their scuffed shoe. ‘i mean, the platform i play on is constantly updating. i just wanna relax and play some fuckin’ stardew valley, you know? not wait for steam to update yet again.’

“i thought online gaming was bs because it’s nothing but sexist pigs who try to cat call you through the headset when all you wanna do is shot some bad guys and blow shit up?” hayden simply shrugged, seeing as she didn’t play much games these days anyways, but she remembered running into that same scenario once or twice. 

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