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WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP

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Transcript: "Do I have your attention, boy? You’re about to see something wonderful."

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Transcript: "You licked a dead spider. Dead spider. You licked it. That is something that happened."

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Transcript: "We're rich!"

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Transcript: "Eureka!"

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Saska done by @luciasatalina

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Just saw a rat fly up my staircase at Mach speed and underneath a door

Forgot how fast they are tbh

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The song is "The Forest of Hope" from the game 'Pikmin', a 2001 real-time strategy puzzle game developed and published by Nintendo. Initially released on Gamecube, with a Wii release supporting motion controls in 2008, and finally a Nintendo Switch release (2023).

-Submission by @ciel-bell

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can't decide if my stomach hurts because of recent surgery, the giant cyst they found, anxiety attack about the giant cyst, or sitting hunched up like gollum all day because tummy scary

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

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Also console and vanilla gposers are the gods' bravest soldiers and have all my love and respect.

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Transcript: "I’m not. Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."

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Transcript: "Let's go, Mac baby! Dance like a fly and bite like a mosquito. I'm talking about a BIG mosquito, baby! A great, great, BIG one!"

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Transcript: "YOUR LONG."

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"ohh 00s diet culture isn't back because of ozempic, you're overreacting"

idk i keep seeing previously size-inclusive brands remove plus-sized versions of their clothes from their catalogues entirely, even lines specifically aimed at bigger sizes are cutting their size range down and chopping the bigger ones. i keep seeing mean skinny tiktokers get famous because they said something rude about fat people. when i ask my doctor about weight loss (which my country's gender treatment clinic requires before i can access even preliminary talks about hrt), i'm immediately offered drugs about it - drugs which, according to the doctor, we don't know the long-term effects of. but surely! surely it can't be worse than being fat!

like why are people acting surprised? we've made being extremely wealthy the aspirational aesthetic to strive for, made 'being skinny and having a lot of time and money to stay beautiful' a not only viable but lucrative carreer for people, and then released a drug that is wildly expensive and will make people thin.

of course people are gonna make being thin the ultimate status symbol again - it more than ever before signals wealth and leisure-time.

like, do you think it's a coincidence that people are back to constantly spouting 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' again? and pretending being fat is a matter of lacking self-control around cake or whatever? as if people haven't spent decades trying to get these fucks to understand that actually healthy produce and the time to maintain your body are extreme luxuries in our society?

anyway my broke fat ass can't find pants i like and can afford because the size-inclusive lines i'd have shopped at previously have axed anything over a size xl

and like. i'm not even that fat. what the fuck do people bigger than me do. it's really heinous right now for fat peeps.

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