#STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING

[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

I adore sweet, tender, loving Gale. Of course I do. HOWEVER most of the time...

i really need this man to address me like i am his feral rescue cat and i am trying to eat plastic

[cherrydj-l]

this is like his most innocent urge girl leave him alone

[freesidexjunkie]

i think the reason that Gale, monster fucker extraordinaire, gets so mad at you for licking the spider carcass is bc the only magic meat he wants you to put in your mouth is HIS

[edenza]

It took three saves for me to do the spider thing and it was worth every second

[sunnysduet]

if i don’t get the dead spider monologue from gale in this playthrough i will be googling how to get it in my next one bc it’s genuinely one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

[lilquade]

They licked the dead spider

What did Tav do to deserve this look???

[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

come on Gale just one lick

[ask-gale]

I guess it's official now the spider licking has ended. But now you and Astarion will be dealing with very sick Tavs and we will need some comfort...

Come to think of it, I'm not feeling so well, and suddenly....

::my eyes start to close and I'm about to fall over::

Gale catches you, looking concerned, but also annoyed because this wouldn't be happening had you just listened to him.

"Are you alright?"

He sighs.

"I told you not to lick that spider, yet here you are... Let's hope someone can help with the sickness... @ask-shadowheart could you take a look at them? They aren't feeling well, it seems."

[punderdome]

You licked the spider, didn’t you?

Gimme your best stink face lads

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

My character to Gale on every run, every time they lick the spider.

[gaymergirlie]

my arachnophobic ass watching half the bg3 fanbase simp over the drider and licking spider carcasses

[dekkarios]

im sorry but gale's so funny,,,d/urge admits they have thoughts of violence & killing & he's like !! 'we all do, buddy !! : ) a guy i know took the last remaining (& first edition) book i wanted once !! i get it <3'

[grims-sunshine]

So, before Gale my fictional husband was Albedo, right?

Well, I just remembered he has this voiceline and I'm crying

[oliviadempseyart]

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[ask-gale]

Gale wants to complain about the slight, but decides to bite his tongue.

"I... Suppose I would've invited you along? Not that I plan on getting myself in this amount of trouble any time soon... Or... Ever."

He crosses his arms.

"So, Astarion. Any idea of how we'll get our Tav out of trouble after... All of this?"

*anon licking a spider, speaking in monotone,* I robbed a house. I poisoned the water supply, burned several crops, kidnapped the magistrate's daughter, tried to hold her hostage for ransom money, she turned out to be cool, we actually exploited her family together and got a shit ton of money, then we took the city's taxes, and then we stole some horses and rode around and destroyed the marketplace during our race and released a bunch of these horses during our race, then we had an argument because we got too rich and she wanted more than what we agreed, then I killed her, then I took her clothes cause her clothes were cooler than mines so she gets my ugly clothing and I get the cool clothing she had, then I pretended to be the magistrate's daughter for a bit, then I killed the magistrate's wife because she caught on, then I ran away and robbed another house,*Licks spider again* Accidentally. So now they want my head. There, caught up to speed, I was here the past 48 hours.

Astarion's face falls as you describe to him a perfect way to kill a Tuesday afternoon.

"And you didn't think to invite me of all people? You wound me, Tav. Even Gale would have invited me if that were him. Well, mostly because he'd struggle to actually do the crime part, but I digress! No offense, @ask-gale "

Astarion pauses for a moment, mid complaint.

"Wait—which Magistrates family, did you go after?"

[lowrifaberart]

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING