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@selenophilephile

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Yeah, that one’s been tested plenty of times and has never received a negative result

10/10 coping all the way 👌

note to self

really need to do something about the migraines

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Kotetsu can’t help but quirk a brow then return to staring at the various little critters running amok.

“Yeah, but, I mean, why bugs? Or caterpillars, I guess,” he watches Choutsuki make fast friends with one of the creatures and briefly wonders what they look like inside. Is there a brain? A nervous system? A capacity for emotions? A means of communication between other species of bugs?

“Are they just smarter than the average bug or something? Or is it just for the poison neutralizer?”

Kotetsu hunkers down on his feet as he looks over the vast array of creepy crawlies freshly unearthed from under a soggy log.

He glances at @butterflysuture then back to the bugs. Everything in him tempts him to pick up the worm that’s attempting to escape back into the dirt but he doesn’t, mostly because he doesn’t know if it’s all insects the doctor has an affinity for or just butterflies and moths.

“Is this one?” He points to a chunky segmented thing with curiosity.

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Ehhhhh, it’s sort of a weird one

It’s just about stretching out your body and soft resetting your vagus nerve, that piece of shit nerve is in charge of so many important functions in your body like your heart rate and breathing and it’s the thing that tells you you’re about to barf

So if you’re nauseous you can try giving it a metaphysical(?) whack with a hammer by doing some exercise. ‘Cept no one wants to be moving around or doing much of anything when you’re in that much pain so I told ‘Zumo to hold onto the bed and we’ll do a horizontal bar hang with him engaging his core and me pulling on his feet to apply the pressure

It gets a little worse before it gets better and he only really does that one when he’s SUPER desperate and the pain’s already too much to bear anyway…

I suppose you could achieve something similar by planking? It’s kinda hard to say, since exercise can cause a migraine too, so. Different strokes, different folks

note to self

really need to do something about the migraines

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It’s not a cure all by any means but when Izumo gets a migraine I make him hold onto the headboard of the bed while I pull his legs to stretch him out and sometimes that helps

He says an ice cold wash cloth across the eyes and temples works good too

Oh and his foot spa! Putting his feet in hot water for about 20 mins helps somehow, don’t ask me the science behind it but he swears it’s foolproof

note to self

really need to do something about the migraines

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“How can they tell if a plant’s ready for munching on or not?” His eyes catch hold of some black worm-like creature that coiled up on itself. Too small to be a pill bug. It was weird knowing that these things were hiding everywhere to help keep nature in balance and here the two of them were, observing them like little aliens.

Maybe they were aliens…

Kotetsu flips the safety on that line of logic before the question even has a chance to load itself into the barrel of his mouth. A question like that would be a one-way ticket toward a psych eval he really didn’t feel like taking.

“So, like, why bugs?” He asks curtly, “As a doc I think you’d be a big hater of bugs, right?”

Kotetsu hunkers down on his feet as he looks over the vast array of creepy crawlies freshly unearthed from under a soggy log.

He glances at @butterflysuture then back to the bugs. Everything in him tempts him to pick up the worm that’s attempting to escape back into the dirt but he doesn’t, mostly because he doesn’t know if it’s all insects the doctor has an affinity for or just butterflies and moths.

“Is this one?” He points to a chunky segmented thing with curiosity.

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What Type of Villain Are You?

Then Let Me Be Evil

You never wanted to hurt anyone, but the world never gave you a choice. You did the best you could with what you had, but every innocent mistake you made was held against you when it counted, every crossroads led you down the wrong path no matter which way you went. No matter what you did, the odds were stacked against you. It wasn't fair, and you are sick and tired of being told what a monster you are for things out of your control.

Well, fine.

They want a monster?

YOU'LL GIVE THEM A MONSTER.

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“Indicators of plant health?” His brow quirks and his face twists inquisitively,

“Don’t they eat the plants?” It was true— Kotetsu had been trying to brush up on his bug knowledge and had gone for the shotgun approach of having absolutely no critters in Izumo’s garden.

He frowns as he watches the pinpoint of its squirmy little behind disappear back into the safety of the soil.

His attention follows the medic’s and his sandals crunch some leaves as he toddles over to inspect the big blue pill bug too. It was pretty— it reminded him of freshly hardened high quality steel…

…there’s an idea for a weapon in there, somewhere. He was sure of it. He’d just need to think about it a little longer.

Kotetsu pulls a notepad from one of the pockets on his vest and jots down thusly: “roly poly”.

Kotetsu hunkers down on his feet as he looks over the vast array of creepy crawlies freshly unearthed from under a soggy log.

He glances at @butterflysuture then back to the bugs. Everything in him tempts him to pick up the worm that’s attempting to escape back into the dirt but he doesn’t, mostly because he doesn’t know if it’s all insects the doctor has an affinity for or just butterflies and moths.

“Is this one?” He points to a chunky segmented thing with curiosity.

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Kotetsu hunkers down on his feet as he looks over the vast array of creepy crawlies freshly unearthed from under a soggy log.

He glances at @butterflysuture then back to the bugs. Everything in him tempts him to pick up the worm that’s attempting to escape back into the dirt but he doesn’t, mostly because he doesn’t know if it’s all insects the doctor has an affinity for or just butterflies and moths.

“Is this one?” He points to a chunky segmented thing with curiosity.

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“I’m not the best at tracking, I’ll admit it, but I swear I saw it around here somewhere,” Kotetsu mumbles his musing as he steps through the unkept shrubbery just outside the Nara forest’s outskirts.

His head turns this way and that as he searches for what he told @shikaku-the-nara about: a big old doe with black fur and a white underbelly. It wasn’t a panther, he insisted, or a zebra, or a bear. It’s an honest to gods deer, he was adamant about it.

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“Things didn’t go exactly as planned, but I’m not dead, so that’s a win.”

— Percy Jackson (via wnq-movies) @ijustcantseemtomiss

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“Kusarigama, huh?” His smile grows a mile wide as he rocks back and forth from toe-tip to heel.

“That was one of the first weapons I picked up as a kid y’know! The blade end’s good for pickin’ at dirt and the weight’s good for loosening up the stone so you can pick at it better,” Kotetsu becomes all too aware of the building excitement within him and forces himself to stand still again. All the energy and buzz in his body goes straight into his hands and he balls them into fists in his pockets.

“They’re mostly used for farming though,” he continues almost against his will, “and gardening. They’re best at cutting grasses and reeds, that’re used for like, weaving baskets, and stuff.”

He awkwardly clears his throat:

“Anyway— what made you wanna choose that one?”

Hes aware of the training the weapon he wants requires, and so he is practicing with a tennis ball attached to a rope.

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I need to have like a silly fun jokey rp so I guess like this post and I’ll make a silly starter for us?

Alternatively: hit me with some fun ideas of your own if you’ve got any! ))

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Wait can i actually die during sex is that true

you can die during anything, the grim reaper isn't picky