hahashifts
hahashifts
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30, She/Her, Reality Shifter ✌️ Living my dreams in Colorado 🏔️ ✨Shifted ✨
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hahashifts · 3 months ago
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Surprisingly difficult but I made it work...
H arpy Hare - Yaelokre
A ugust - Flipturn
H eat Waves - Glass Animals
A ll for Us - Labyrinth
S till Don't Know My Name - Labyrinth
H eaven in Hiding - Halsey
I Hate it Here - Taylor Swift
F reedom is a Verb - Daniel Khan
T he Archer - Taylor Swift
S unlight - Hozier
No pressure friends, I had fun! Tags: @mondschatten13 @shiftingbunny96 @shiftingfortomhiddleston @shiftersgguidetothegalaxy @shiftylivia @multiverseofmads +any1
Username Song Title Game
Choose a song title for each letter of your username and tag the same number of people
Thank you for tagging me @desert-fern! 💖
Fair warning: half of my picks are from the 90s because that was my formative era. I like stuff I can sing to or play the guitar to, so there’s a lot of rock and pop…
Drop Dead Gorgeous [1997] – Republica Just a Girl [1995] – No Doubt A Thousand Years [2011] – Christina Perri Ready Now [2019] – Dodie Iris [1998] – Goo Goo Dolls November Rain [1992] – Guns N’ Roses Speechless [2009] – Lady Gaga - Creep [1992] – Radiohead You Could Make a Killing [1995] – Aimee Mann All Along the Watchtower [1968] – Jimi Hendrix Rumour Has It [2011] – Adele Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down [2010] – Alicia Keys
Now for the usual totally unnecessary commentary on my choices:
We’ve got four British artists on there (well, I did grow up here), but it’s mostly stuff from across the pond. That said, ‘Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down’ was never released in the US, but it was over here, and it was huge (hence it’s on my Spotify master playlist!).
There are songs from four soundtracks (Scream, Twilight, City of Angels and Cruel Intentions), proving that movies make my brain remember songs better.
Also, I’m currently rewatching Battlestar Galactica, so I had to include Hendrix 😎.
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Hmm, who to tag... okay, 12 of my loveliest moots coming up:
@ak-vintage @bitchwitch1981 @burntheedges @cas-readsandwrites @fromthedeskoftheraven
@ishabull @joelalorian @magpiepills @mermaidgirl30 @saradika
@secretelephanttattoo @sixhours
TAG! Okay, it’s your turn 💖
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hahashifts · 3 months ago
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Capitalism is Eating My Soul
A poem written from a Spotify playlist I made to cope with working. Song titles from the playlist were used to write the poem. Enjoy!
I hate it here
"You'll be okay"
Leave me alone,
It's all too much,
I have ✨anxiety✨
This is the death of peace of mind
As we're losing our democracy
Everything is black,
ust keep going until it doesn't hurt.
It's all just a metaphor
Denial is a river,
The Flobots were right,
I'm just a klown bitch feeding the machine.
Freedom is a verb,
And if I were a rich man,
Would I join the march of the jobless corps?
We need to arrest the president...
Miss wanna die,
Not strong enough to fix this mess,
It's just another lonely day,
A cog in the sad machine.
God rest ye merry billionaires
Who gossip & are greedy,
We just want you to feel something...
Can I find a man in finance,
Or someone born as a million dollar baby?
I'm just a black sheep who wants to let the world burn
💪Training season💪
Welcome to the hell zone!
Immigrants get the job done,
But we're left to guess.
The less I know the better,
I'm just a loser, baby.
Are you bored yet?
Night shift,
Bad idea!
I hope your miserable until your dead.
I can't get high enough,
It's all just burning down.
Big dog shit?
More like madness.
Bitter coffee, unsweetened lemonade
It's time to run and go
And leave this peasants throne.
Lose control?
It's just a work song,
Endure the surface pressure,
Sign the NDA,
"You're gonna go far kid!"
Welcome to my life:
Something in the way,
Forced to stay and decay,
Talk too much,
All that and more,
I can't handle change,
Take me out.
This is how villains are made.
Emails I can't send,
Please, please, please give me some espresso,
Maybe a new invention,
I just want to forget,
We're just "highly emotional people"
Enjoying our red wine supernova,
I can do it with a broken heart.
Panic attacks in paradise,
Turn me into a bolter,
So American,
These problems give me a bellyache.
Never felt so alone,
Oh you need me now?
The less I know the better,
I'm just doin' time, bored, in Colorado
Yes mom,
My tears are becoming a sea,
Biden is gone & all I have are these guns for hands,
I'm just a girl,
Who's about to lose control.
Runaway from people I don't like,
You're just a little bitch boy, Cigarette ahegao,
Burn it to the ground,
There's no going back,
It's a bad idea right?
I don't care, is it over now?
RIP to my youth,
Labour always and forever,
This is why we can't have nice things...
The man?
Rescue me?
Boys a liar, evil,
Death is all a buzz kill like me can hope for.
Question?
Loser.
This isn't 1985.
Bad things coming for you,
Billie bossa nova,
I can't handle change,
But I'm doing it all for us,
Uh oh, the madness,
Makes me want to throw up when I see your face.
I'm overwhelmed,
I've had enough,
I'm gonna show you crazy,
I'm not sorry!
That bitch ain't shit,
This is how I learn to say no.
When I RIP & fall on my deathbed
You'll know I was wasn't California dreamin'
I'm not okay (I promise).
Anarchist? Always.
Toxic? Never fuckin know.
You don't own me,
But I feel like I'm drowning,
This shit is just my ordinary life.
Unpaid interns?
Never fuckin know,
Cardiac arrest.
Want money, money, money,
But I'm not Bezos,
Simply lonely as the muse.
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hahashifts · 4 months ago
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stop focusing on your senses
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when shifting, your physical senses are the last to shift! when you’re hyper-aware of your body, you could be anchoring yourself to your current reality.
let go.
detach from the need to feel immediate sensations and trust the process. you are in control.
focus on your intention, not on whether you ‘feel’ it happening. this is why i like to make it clear that not everyone feels physical symptoms, and that is okay!!! shifting is about aligning your consciousness, not forcing physical proof.
remind yourself: you are already shifting. every thought, every visualization, every moment spent in alignment with your desired reality brings you closer.
release the need for validation. your experience is valid, whether or not you feel tingles, heaviness, or detachment. trust in your mind’s power.
shifting isn’t something you have to ‘catch’ happening - it’s something you allow to unfold.
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a/n; if anyone has any idea of what they would like me to make a post about, go ahead and use my asks <3
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hahashifts · 4 months ago
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Fairy Tale Spells by Bree NicGarran
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Fairy tales have always been with us. Apart from teaching moral lessons and practical cautions, they remain a source of wonder and inspiration that persists even in a modern age dominated by technology.
There is magic in these tales as well - spells and charms that aid the worthy and conquer obstacles, heal the ailing and bring wealth to the poor, thwart the wicked and exact terrible revenge, or grant someone their hearts' desire and make their dearest wishes come true.
I have created over a hundred such spells, inspired by the tales recorded by the Brothers Grimm and the folklore collected by Andrew Lang. One volume was published back in 2017 and another is forthcoming. If you're curious (and maybe a little bit daring), here are some previews of the spells to be found in the pages of The Sisters Grimmoire.
After all, who couldn’t use a bit of Happily Ever After?
The Sisters Grimmoire, Vol. I
A Bellyful of Stones - A curse to punish the greedy.
Eyes Like Coals - To summon a spirit guardian.
Roughskin - To protect and disguise oneself from those who mean to harm you.
Straw Into Gold - A spell to bring wealth.
Table of Plenty - To obtain needed money or provisions.
The Red Flower - For removing enchantment.
The Sorrow Pot - To relieve your sorrows and bring justice for a grievance.
The Wall of Thorns - To protect one’s home and property.
The Sisters Grimmoire, Vol. II (forthcoming)
Make Sure You Lock Up - To set your household wards when you lock your front door.
Gilded Locks - To braid wealth into the caster's hair.
Something In The Water - To discover whether a person is suffering from the effects of baneful magic.
The Ferryman's Curse - To curse another with the problems that plague your own life.
The Shining Web - To repel trouble from the home.
You can find more spells from The Sisters Grimmoire, Vol. I and potion and powder recipes from Pestlework by checking out the mid-month minisodes of Hex Positive, available on your favorite podcast platform.
All of my titles can be found on Amazon or ordered from the Willow Wings Witch Shop. (If you'd like to see them in your local witch shop, feel free to give the proprietor my contact information!)
If you're enjoying my content, please feel free to drop a little something in the tip jar and tune in to my monthly show Hex Positive! 😊
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hahashifts · 4 months ago
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I was wondering if you had a FetLife or Onlyfans? I love your TikTok content, but am too shy to ask outside of being anon 😓
Hey no worries! I do not, unfortunately. I think I had a FetLife back in the day but I was never active on it, it's just not as much my scene. If that ever changes though I'll promote it 🥰
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hahashifts · 4 months ago
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Hero POV:
It was a simple job - get to the warehouse and clear out some thugs that had been harassing the families on the far side of the river and stealing the money from their already scarce coffers. And with the king increasing rents for the third time this year... if these thugs kept stealing from the cityfolk they'd be starving before the month was out.
What I hadn't expected was to get jumped - literally - and hit over the head from above.
Yeah, someone literally jumped from a roof and landed on me. Whether it was on purpose or accidental there was no telling but all I knew was it hurt like hell and then it was lights out.
Villain POV:
I was enjoying a rather lovely stroll after dealing with some unrest in my territory when I came across a crumpled figure on the sidewalk. I was about to turn down the opposite street and retreat to the nearby gardens when a faint groan came from the figure and a familiar sensation washed over me.
No, surely it couldn't -
"You're such a complete disaster," I groaned, scooping the unconscious little hero off the sidewalk. "Like, holy hell, how does anyone let you out of their sight? Stop picking fights with people you aren't ready for."
She groaned again and her eyes fluttered open. "It wasn't a fight this time," she mumbled, her eyes closing again. "-ust bad luck."
"Uh huh. Bad luck, bad timing, bad judgement - for a hero you're sure bad at a lot of things." I snorted, trying to ignore the warmth that leeched from her into me, as if her light could fill my veins and my chest and restart the rock that resided there.
"If I wasn't so bad at all this I'd rob you of your dashing rescues. Who's the hero now," she grumbled, barely conscious. I knew I needed to keep her talking and awake, check for a concussion.
"Careful, or I'll leave you in the gutter where I found you." I tsked at her, trying to rile her awake a bit more. She could never resist banter in our clashes in the past, it was one of her less known weaknesses.
"No, you won't," she smiled faintly then and if I did still have a heart it may have flown from my chest.
This magical little halfling was carrying a dangerous kind of magic, I reminded myself as I held her just a bit further from my chest. Best not to risk bursting into flames and having us both go up in an inferno because she accidentally glowed too brightly.
I shook my head in exasperation. "You're a mess," I murmured as a breeze wafted down the alley and her hair fluttered around and tickled my nose, carrying with it the scent of her - daylight, moon orchids, and fresh water breezes all came to mind but none could quite capture her.
"Apparently I'm your mess." She grumbled, definitely more awake now than she had been. We were at the crossroads that would lead back to her side of the river, where her light and magic were treasured and valued. She'd be fine to walk the rest of the way home, if she so desired.
"Be that as it may, I'm not always going to be around when you get into trouble. We may have mutual territory in the city we fight over, but leave this side of the river alone. Trust me. Everyone here would rather snuff out your light than accept any help you try and offer them."
"It almost sounds like you're worried for me. Has that frozen heart of yours grown soft after all these years?" She teased and roused herself more. I stopped my walking and set her down on her feet, waiting a few extra moments before I released her from my grip. The absence of her warmth was a physical vacuum around me and I worked my damnedest to bury any sign of my confusion as she got her bearings and realized where she was.
"We got here so fast. It took me nearly fifteen minutes to get to that part of your territory." She admitted as she looked around.
"Long legs," I lied to ease any discomfort she may feel. We got here fast because I'd been too preoccupied with holding her in my arms and listening to her breathing and keeping her awake to keep my speed at a more normal pace.
"Well, thank you, again, for getting me out of there." She scratched the back of her head out of nervousness then winced and it was only the decades I'd dedicated to self control that kept me rooted in place several feet away from her. My instincts all screamed at me to scoop her back into my arms and whisk her back to my home and never let her leave again but I knew that was wrong. Beyond wrong. Especially for someone so filled with life.
"Don't mention it." Was the only reply that felt safe to give. Cold. Detached. Unbothered.
She gave a little half chuckle half huff and turned and started walking across the bridge. She was nearly halfway across when she turned and said, "You know, this is going to make whatever your next dastardly deed is a lot more awkward, now that I know there's so much good in you." She then flashed me a dazzling - and I mean a sun flare hitting my very soul kind of dazzling - smile, then disappeared on the other side of the bridge.
I turned only when she was truly out of my sight and in the safety of the dome and walked back home, ignoring the instincts that screamed at me to run after her and break all the treaties just to walk her to her door.
Absurd sentimentality. The lingering effects from her magic and inner light, no doubt.
“You’re such a complete disaster.” groans the villain, scooping the unconscious hero off the sidewalk “Like, holy hell, how does anyone let you out of their sight. Stop picking fights with people you aren’t ready for.”
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hahashifts · 4 months ago
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Villain POV
Well this was unexpected. Not at all how I'd expected this night to go. The hero of the city, bleeding and broken on my doorstep, because this was the only place they could think of to go that would be safe.
I surpressed the warmth rising in me, strange sensation - probably mere indigestion from dinner. Regardless, the bane of my existence was in my arms and I was putting her on my sofa. I could hear the men who had done this to her racing straight for my home.
Good. They will taste my wrath and I will dwell out the vengeance for the fallen hero they defiled with their wretched hands. I'd relieve them of the damned appendages before I ended their miserable life's. Make an example of them for any others that may try to follow in their footsteps.
Being a villain, sewing chaos and disorder and fighting against the system is one thing, but cruelty and vileness for the sake of it was a disgrace that couldn't be forgiven.
The little heroes light was out, her magic somewhere far away. It would return to her or they would suffer all the more for it. But she was stable enough for me to deal with the trash quickly approaching my doorstep. No need to sully the furnishings with their blood.
I stepped over the threshold of my domicile and closed the door just as they approached me. Three men, all clearly drunk.
"Good evening, gentlemen." I sneered as I smelled her blood on them. I saw red. "It appears you put your hands on something that doesn't belong to you," and in one smooth motion my sword was out and had sliced through each of their wrists like slicing butter and their screams pierced the night air as they realized, stunned and eyes bulging, as all 6 pairs of their hands fell from their wrists to the cobblestone streets. "You do know the punishment for assault and rape, I presume? Good."
I kicked the man in front of me, reeking of ale and her blood, his kneecap shattering from the impact and wrenched his head down into the stone beneath me hard enough to shatter his teeth and crack open his skull. It was easy to pick him up and throw him across the courtyard, as if he weighed no less than a rabbit.
The next man had bruised knuckles and more of her blood on his shirt and neck, so I removed his jugular and tossed it toward one of the alley cats that had snuck nearby, hearing the commotion. Sputtering and attempting to grasp at his gaping neck with the stubs of his bleeding arms he fell to his knees and it was a simple thing to twist his neck and end him.
It wasn't on purpose, of course, but his head was a full 180° when I let him go.
The third man was screaming and attempting to run away, the coward, but he slipped on his friends blood and fell with enough force that he bit through his own tongue, severing the appendage so I didn't even have to go through the effort of doing it myself. I loved how fate often worked in this way.
He, however, had clearly touched the precious jewel that was bleeding all over his vintage velvet sofa, and for that he needed to suffer.
There was a fountain in the middle of the courtyard, but that was too good for the scum. No, he would need - Perfect.
Grabbing him by the collar it was an easy thing to drag him to the nearest puddle and shove his face into the muddy, disgusting city water, keeping my boot pressed tightly to the back of his neck so he could struggle and kick but with no hands and his severed tongue it was only a matter of whether he would bleed out or drown in the shallow puddle.
It didn't really matter to me, so long as his death was painful and as humiliating as she must have felt fleeing through the streets half naked with torn clothes and a bleeding temple.
Red swarmed my vision again and the maggot beneath me was still squirming, so I snapped his thigh with my other boot and put all my pressure on the back of his neck, killing him soundly.
It was a simple call to some of my guys to have them come clean up the bodies and the blood, and I left the cats to lap at the blood pooling in the streets and the bodies left for the rats.
My men knew not to bury them, but leave them out somewhere for the animals, for that was the only fitting end for them.
When I returned her breathing was shallow but some of that inner light was beginning to shine through, just barely pulsing with her heartbeat like a constellation of silver glowing freckles, dim, but there.
I sighed with relief.
She'd... Trusted me. Trusted me when she was at her most vulnerable. It was an odd feeling, one that I hadn't felt in... I'm not even sure when.
Decades, if I had to guess.
I quickly cleaned the blood off me and whatever other remnants were left of the maggots, then got to work on cleaning and bandaging the damaged girl on his couch.
Enemy, he tried to remind himself.
But looking at her, the way she'd looked at him when he opened the door as if he was her salvation...
That stirring and flickering of warmth in my chest flared up again. Had I been poisoned? Surely not, it was just her presence, of course. I'd felt this way around her since we'd had our first run in two years ago. Some reaction to her innate inner magic, I'd assumed. It was proof of how powerful she was, part of what made her such a fantastic adversary.
But what had been done to her tonight... What had she been doing on this side of the river in the first place? Alone?
Nobody was to lay hands on her except for me, everyone knows that. Everyone in the underground knows, everyone on the river knows, everyone in the city knows she's mine. Doing this to her, especially those nobodies? They'd be lucky if any of their crew made it to see tomorrow.
She was in rough shape. She had a black eye, split lip, nearly broken cheekbone, cut on her temple that had stopped bleeding, finally.
Damn head wounds bleed so much on these half linggs, I had nearly forgotten. I covered her with a blanket when I'd first brought her inside and laid her on my couch, partly for her sake, partly for the sake of my dear quiet corner of this shit hole of a city.
I was fairly certain they hadn't gotten as far as they had probably hoped, but I'd never seen the kind of fear in her eyes as I did when I opened that damn door tonight. She was terrified. And she'd probably never admit it. But I'd seen it. And she'd trusted me.
In this, I wouldn't break that trust. There were few things I bothered to do right these days, but I did have a code, and it was no hard feat to fit protecting her - my enemy - from her enemies and those that would do her harm.
The hero shows up at the villain’s doorstep one night. They’re shivering, bleeding, scared. There’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes– they were drugged. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble “…didn’t know where else to go…” then collapse into the villain’s arms.
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hahashifts · 4 months ago
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Heroes POV:
I was in some deep shit.
Or, well, I would be if I didn't find some way off this damn street before they found me and dragged me back into that horrible house...
My lip was split and I could taste blood, and although I was running I had a serious limp and could feel the bruises blooming on my skin beneath my ripped clothes. My feet were bleeding - I hadn't been able to grab my shoes as I fled to the street.
I knew only one person who lived on this side of town, and it was the last person I should trust.
But, the alternative was -
No. Anything was better than where I'd just been.
I felt a trickle down my temple and jaw as I resisted the urge of leaning on a wall for support. No need to leave a blood trail right to their door.
Or, maybe that's just what they deserved. Assuming they didn't kill me first. At least then it would be a clean death. What more could a hero ask for?
Before I could second guess myself I threw myself into the doorway. I had figured out where they lived when we had our first run in two years ago. Since then I'd thwarted more of their plans than I think they had even expected, as well as cleared up the majority of the crime up north near the river. I had been trying to start bringing peace to this part of the city too, but those men had grabbed me & before I knew it I was half unconscious and being dragged into one of the townhouses. When I'd come to my clothes were ripped and they had beaten me and were clearly about to move on to using other parts of me. I'd managed to run out while they were all taking shots, thinking I was still knocked out.
I wasn't, thank the gods if they even still listened up there on their throne. But I was beaten and drained and my magic was shot - they'd done something to nullify it when I'd walked onto that damned street.
And I could hear them coming.
I tried to beat on the door, but I was bleeding, shivering - it was so cold out tonight - and they would be here in less than a minute and I'd be just another girl who disappeared from the street.
Maybe coming here was crazy.
There's no guarantee he'd even be here -
The door opened and warm light flooded from the doorway. I was swaying in my feet, honestly amazed that he even answered. I could feel the darkness creeping in and I knew it was either going to be my last moment or I'd be putting myself right in the hands of my enemy, but I had no choice. I "didn't know where else to go..." I hadn't meant to say that out loud, but it was the last thing I heard as I saw the ground swimming up to meet me.
But he caught me and held me in his arms, he heard the shouts from up the way following the blood dripping from me, I'm sure.
What a mess...
The hero shows up at the villain’s doorstep one night. They’re shivering, bleeding, scared. There’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes– they were drugged. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble “…didn’t know where else to go…” then collapse into the villain’s arms.
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hahashifts · 5 months ago
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I started this challenge today
Ever- After Challenge by Im Gennix
ₓ˚ ୭ ˚◦˚ Ever After Legacy Challenge ˚◦˚ ୧ ˚ₓ
This is a ten generation legacy challenge that will cure you of your boredom! Each generation has in-depth storylines that helps assist you to adding more volume to your sims origins and gameplay. With sets of goals and requirements that each generation must complete before a new heir takes over. 
Rules: 
○ You can add in extra details/plots/events/etc, that you may want to for each generation. You can feel free to make this as crazy as you may want it to be. The goal of this legacy challenge is to help guide gameplay. 
○ Money cheats are allowed to a certain degree. You can do cheats like “freerealestate” and “money 00″ for story-telling purposes. (But I don’t think you will need it XD)
○ Feel free to use MODS to further enhance your gameplay. No restrictions here just super excited to see what everyone does with this challenge. 
○ ALL goals and requirements must be met before a new heir takes over
○ If you do decide to take on this challenge, tag/credit me! @Imjennx or paste this post’s link in your description box. Use #EverAfterChallenge on videos/posts/and tweets if you can :) Good luck and I hope you all have fun! 
My Little Helpers: 
This is a little shoutout and thank you to these two lovely simmers who have helped me with my challenge. Honestly, without them, this challenge would not have been published. They hyped me up every step of the way and lended me their advice. 
@roosims & @thesimallie
These two incredible simmers took the time out of their days to help me proof read this and went out of their way to give me wonderful advice. Go check out their Youtube channels as well. They honestly deserves all the love in the world. 
VIDEO SHOWCASE
If you would like to see the video shocase that I did where I read out this challenge then check it out here! 
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Generation 1 ⚘ The Fixer Upper
All your life you’ve dreamed of renovating homes. It is your passion, and nothing is going to stop you! You start out as a young adult with only $5,000 simoleons to your name and an empty plot of land waiting to be utilized into something good! With your own two hands, build up a home and furnish it with items you’ve collected/bought. You can either dumpster dive, shop at retail stores, or thrift at flea markets.
However, countless nights alone in the unfurnished home has been quite lonely. You can’t help but feel like this is something that should be done with a family. So you go on dates. Hoping to find someone to settle down with, to build this legacy with. It is on your 5th date that you believe you’ve found your perfect match. You know this with your whole heart and soul! The two of you meet, fall in love, and get married all within the span of a week. You’re a busy couple, the house won’t build itself.
Soon, the now once empty lot is complete! And you are ready to move out. Move out your household and sell the furniture. Now your family is ready to move onwards to another renovation. However, this time it’s an abandoned home near the beach in Sulani. You move your family into this abandoned home and with the help of your partner, along with your little children, you guys renovate this into your permanent forever home.
Traits: Freegan, Perfectionist
Aspiration: Big Happy Family
Location: Sulani
Goals/Requirements: 
○ Max the Charisma, Handiness, & Parenting Skills
○ Have at least two kids
○ Fully furnish one home with items you’ve bought/collected
○ Start anywhere at first but then move to Sulani after renovating the first home
○ Go on five dates, each date is a different sim
○ On the fifth date, you find the one. Fall in love and get married all in one week
○ Complete your aspiration up until “Caregiver”
Optional:
○ Reach level six in the Interior Designer Career
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Generation 2 ⚘ The Greatest Love Triangle 
The new neighbors moved across the waters. They had a little kid just the same age as you. The kid even went to the same school. You decided in your head to make this kid your friend. No scratch that, your best friend! You spend your afternoons combing the beach for seashells and unique items to give to your shy new friend. Neglecting your after school projects and even homework at times. All you wanted to do was play with your new friend.
All things changed once you reached high school, your best friend got hotter, you got hotter, or was it the blazing sun in Sulani? Who knows, but all you knew was you have the hots for your best friend and there is nothing you can do about it. Or is there? A little harmless flirt here and there wouldn’t kill anyone right? It was at this time that your parents started cracking down on your “future”. They constantly nag you about your goals and plans and honestly you yourself have no clue. The constant badgering puts a slightly negative strain on your relationship with your parents. So when you become a young adult, you move out with your best friend to a nearby beach home.
The two of you are now ready to party all night long. Yes you still have the hots for your bestie but would you be down to ruin this good friendship if things don’t end up working out? That fear keeps you from pursuing anything with them but like before, the little flirtatious tickling, endless cloud gazing, and even little winks here and there just pulls at your heart strings. One night at the bar with your bestie, a hot new eye-candy appears. You feel a tingle, or is it the drink? You introduce yourself and sparks ignite! Thus, the greatest love triangle of a lifetime!
Traits: Cheerful, Romantic
Aspiration: Soulmate
Location: Sulani
Goals/Requirements:
○ Max the Mixology, Dancing, & Mischief skills
○ Become best-friends with the neighbor’s kid
○ Maintain an average of C throughout middle and high school. 
○ Once young adult, move into a new place with your bestie
○ Go out for drinks at least two times a week
○ Meet a new love interest at the bar
○ Go on at least two dates with the love interest
○ Maintain a small romance between you and your bestie
○ Have at least two kids
○ Marry either your bestie or the love interest 
○ Complete your aspiration
゚+..。*゚+
Generation 3 ⚘ No Time For Love
A whole childhood of listening to the same love story a thousand times. At this point you’re surprised you’re still sane. Nothing is worse than listening to your parents rave on and on about how perfect they are for each other and how they were meant for one another. Oof, not to even mention the constant public display of affection! It was embarrassing for you!
You grew up gagging at the thought of love. The thought of “the one” disgusted you. The last thing you wanted to do was find “the one”. You wanted to be better than your parents. You wanted an education, a REAL job. After high school you set out for Uni to pursue a career in engineering. Finally you’re excited to move the heck out of that god forsaken town! Screw the beach! The only problem was you didn’t have much money to attend college and you were not going to ask your parents for money! The only other person you knew that had money to help fund for your schooling was your Aunt/Uncle. Mustering up the courage to contact them, you ask them to borrow a sum of money. And set out to start your life!
You move out of Sulani and into one of the Uni dorms. There you meet your best friend and a few lovers. But they never lead to anything serious. You weren’t looking for that. You graduated and quickly found a job as an engineer. Your goal is to climb the top of the ladder. Nothing else matters to you. It was all going perfectly fine until a one night stand leaves you with very bad news. The glove broke and now so are you.
Traits: Hot-Headed & Ambitious
Aspiration: Fabulously Wealthy
Career: Computer Engineer
Location: Anywhere
Goals/Requirements:
○ Max the Robotics & Programming Skills
○ Attend Uni and graduate 
○ Borrow money from your Aunt/Uncle before you start Uni (max 10k, you can use cheats/mods for this)
○ Live in an apartment after Uni until you have enough money to buy a house
○ Reach level ten in the Computer Engineer Career
○ Visit your parents only on holidays
○ Never marry
○ Get pregnant/get a sim pregnant from a one night stand
○ Favorite color is navy blue
○ Complete your aspiration
Optional:
○ Hire a nanny to take care of your kid
○ Maintain a low relationship with your child
゚+..。*゚+
Generation 4 ⚘ What the Cow Poo?
Living in the busy city was the best thing ever! There was always something happening, never once a dull moment. That is where you adapted the love for social media! Always posting selfies and Simstagram stories. Without the internet you would simply die!
A week into your new job as a style influencer, you received a call. Your landlord is evicting you for unknown reasons and you have to move out IMMEDIATELY. Stressed out, you call up your parent and they tell you that your great-grandmother has some land somewhere in the countryside.
Defeated, you hop on a plane and travel to Henford On Bagley. The smell hits you and you almost faint. The stinky cow poos and chicken feed was definitely not it. What’s even worse? NO WIFI! The place is totally OFF-THE-GRID! A one bedroom shack, a few chickens and a cow. Now you have to find your way and make this place your own. 
Traits: Materialistic & High Maintenance
Aspiration: Friends of The World
Career: Style Influencer
Location: Henford on Bagley
Goals/Requirements:
○ Max the Fishing, Cooking, & Gardening skills
○ Start out in the city as a young adult and a week into your new job as a style influencer, get evicted and move to Henford on Bagley
○ Max friendship with the animals on your farm
○ Grow a healthy garden
○ Find love and get married to a local townie
○ Have at least one child
○ Loves to over dress
○ Lot MUST be Off-the-grid
○ Complete your aspiration
゚+..。*゚+
Generation 5 ⚘ The Animal Lover
You love animals! They are your whole world! Growing up and living in a home with a bunch of farm animals you grew to have so much love in your heart. All you ever wanted was for all animals to have a good and loving home.
Growing up in Henford, you realized that there are quite a lot of strays but not even a vet clinic in site! So you set out your goal. Open the very first vet clinic right at the heart of Henford On Bagley. The goal is to make sure your love for animals is reached across the whole town.
When it comes to your love life, you are quite picky. You never see yourself being with someone that doesn’t like animals so you set out to only date people who have the animal lover trait. Hoping you could start a family with little fur babies running around as well.
Traits: Animal Lover & Family Oriented
Aspiration: Friend of the Animals
Career: Veterinarian (Vet Clinic Owner)
Location: Henford on Bagley
Goals/Requirements:
○ Max Pet Training, Parenting, & Veterinarian skills
○ Only date/marry sims with the Animal Lover trait
○ MUST adopt four strays you come across! You must adopt the first four you see. No picking and choosing (make sure a community lot in the town has the “cat hangout” or “dog hangout” if you do not have the mod that spawns in strays)
○ Open a vet clinic somewhere in Hanford on Bagley
○ Complete your aspiration
Optional:
○ Take a photo of every pet that comes to your vet clinic 
○ Have a whole wall full of client’s pet photos
゚+..。*゚+
Generation 6 ⚘ Homeless Theft
You are a criminal. A horrible one at that. One that will go through any lengths to steal and cheat. It is what you do. Some can say you got the twisted genes. Your parents were disappointed in you so they kicked you out. Now homeless and broke, you have to use your skills to earn a living.
Steal, lie, and cheat to your heart’s content. Because that is all you can do. But there is a catch. In order to stay clear from the police, you must change your appearance every time you get caught. That means plastic surgery. And it’s not free. $2000 simoleons to change your appearance. So be sure to not get caught.
Traits: Kleptomaniac & Hot-Headed
Aspiration: Public Enemy
Location: Anywhere
Goals/Requirements:
PSA: You DO NOT need to change your entire catalog of clothing if you get caught. Just the outfit you were caught in. <3
○ Change your appearance every time you get caught ($2000 Simoleons) 
○ Favorite color is black
○ Only have one outfit until you can afford more ($500 Simoleons per outfit)
○ Befriend a sim just to steal their things
○ Max the Mischief & Athletic skills
○ Have at least 3 tattoos
○ Complete your aspiration
○ Have at least one child
Optional: 
○ Never marry
゚+..。*゚+
Generation 7 ⚘ Finding The One
Your childhood life was very interesting. Your parent(s) spend a lot of time moving around and not very much time settling down. You were taught from a young age the ropes of thievery. Yeah your brain tells you that you might want to dabble in it from time to time but you want to be different. You want to be different from how your parent(s) has raised you. Therefore you set out to start your own life and with this new life of yours you find love while finding yourself.
You have your very first love. The person of your dreams or at least that’s what you hoped that person was. After a long good time together things just don’t work out so you divorce. Then there’s the hot fling of the spring. Still trying to find yourself you fall deeply in love. Not wasting any time you both get married as quickly as you can. However, after a kid and some issues in your relationship you guys decide to part ways.
Two failed marriages in, living life as a single parent, and still hopping from job to job things just aren’t going your way. At this point it just makes sense to just be alone. But you’re a hopeless romantic. You just can’t help it, you want that thrilling romance that you read in the novels, you want that kissing in the rain moment. That is when you suddenly meet this incredible sim. It’s the fact that there’s nothing special about the sim that makes them so special. However, do you hear wedding bells or is your heart still mending from preivous wonds?
Traits: Romantic, Erratic
Aspiration: Soulmate
Career: Education & Odd Jobs
Location: Tartosa
Goals/Requirements:
○ Max the Charisma & Knitting skills
○ Must get married and divorced two times
○ With the second marriage, you must have a child before divorcing. 
○ Live in a tiny house OR apartment your whole young adult-elder life
○ Name your children after birthstones 
○ Marry the sim or choose to stay single
○ For each stage of your life marry and divorce a sim. (Young adult is the first marriage, Adult is the second marriage, and so on)
○ Reach level five in the education career, quit and then only do odd jobs from then
○ Complete your aspiration
Optional:
○ Have a kid during the first marriage 
゚+..。*゚+
Generation 8  ⚘ Salsberry Steak
You grew up not knowing how to cook. Gosh the thought of being in a kitchen just pisses you off. Like what kid wants to spend their time cooking? So what do you do when you become old enough to move out on your own where your parents aren’t cooking for you? Well, you only eat quick meals. Quick and easy sandwiches all you have to do is just unwrap them, slap them together and bam, you have a meal. Those Salsberry Steaks, takeoff the wrapper put them in the microwave and Bam! Food. 
It sounds like a great life. Never having to cook your own food, just ordering out all the time and if not ordering out you’re always eating quick meals. But this all comes to a slow realization that this is not healthy. But dang it you can’t cook your own food so you’ll just have to learn slowly. 
Research online or watch cooking shows on the TV until you reach level seven of cooking. Once reaching level seven of the cooking skill then that is when you will venture into making your own food for the first time. How will it go? Well you have to start making food for you to know ;)
Traits: Foodie, Glutton
Aspiration: Inner Peace
Career: Writer
Location: Anywhere
Goals/Requirements:
○ Max the Cooking, Mixology, & Baking skills
○ Must reach level seven of the Cooking skill in order to cook a meal
○ Must reach level seven of the Baking skill in order to bake
○ Loves to dress casually
○ Once you max out the cooking skill, buy the chef’s station
○ Complete your aspiration
○ Reach level ten of the Writer career
○ Have at least one child
Optional: 
○ Make three excellent meals on the chef’s station
○ Simstagram each new meal you make
゚+..。*゚+
Generation 9  ⚘ Pro Gamer
Your parents had high hopes for you. They want you to be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist if you will. The immense pressure your parents put you through just stresses you out so much. This is not what you envisioned it would be. Your dreams and your passion is to win. Win in video games.
Ever since your dumb cousin taught you what video games were, you became obsessed. You play it every day after school, video games just consumed you. There was no time for chores. But you’re not just a regular shmegular gamer girl/boy. You are going to go pro. You can feel it in your bones. So you set on a journey to win at least three of the gaming contests at Geekcon. 
This is how you plan to show the world that the next pro gamer is on the rise.
Traits: Geek, Loner
Aspiration: Computer Whiz
Career: Tech Guru (Esports Gamer Branch)
Location: Anywhere
Goals/Requirements:
○ Max the Video Gaming & Logic skills
○ Reach level ten of the Tech Guru (Esports Gamer Branch)
○ Start off with a cheap computer and with the money you earn from winning the contests at Geekcon, buy a better one
○ Live in a dingy apartment or your mom’s basement
○ Become good friends with three sims you play online games with 
○ Complete your aspirtation 
○ Livestream at least five times
○ Have at least two kids
○ Win three gaming contests at Geekcon
Optional:
○ Only marry someone who is a Geek/Gamer
○ Become a Global Superstar Celebrity level
゚+..。*゚+
Generation 10  ⚘ Back to Where it all Began
Music comes to you whenever you’re inpsired. Yet, why was that so hard to achieve when you lived in the city? Not long after you failed to write any music or become inspried, you almost want to give up. But that was when an ad for Sulani pops up on the computer. This was a place for inner peace. The place for inspirtation. You move to Sulani. The fresh hot sand digging between your toes and the warmth of the sun that embraces you. The sweet salty smell of the ocean just hits you right as you wake up every morning. You hear locals around saying how great Sulani is for exercising and clearing one’s mind. The locals recommend fishing, swimming, biking all of those things just so that you could be one with nature. 
The melodies and lyrics just come to you. Pick up your guitar, piano, or violin and begin to write your masterpieces when you become inspired. Journal and write down your thoughts daily. Create blogs about your time on the islands and let the peace embrace you.
Traits: Loves Outdoors, Child of the Ocean, Music Lover
Aspiration: Musical Genius 
Career: Entertainer (Musician Branch) 
Location: Sulani
Goals/Requirements:
○ Max the Fitness, Wellness, & any instrument skills
○ Have/adopt one child 
○ Loves to dress in beach attire
○ Favorite color is purple
○ Write in journal/blog daily
○ Write music ONLY when inspired 
○ Have three close friends
○ Complete your asipiration 
Optional: 
○ Max all instrument skills
○ Move back into the same house your sims renovated in Generation One
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Required Packs:
These packs are required for this legacy challenge but of course you can always play without. You would just have to change up the backstory a little :)
○ Island Paradise
○ University
○ Get Famous 
○ Cottage Living
○ Dogs and Cats
○ Nifty Knitting 
I worked really hard to create this challenge for you guys so don’t forget to tag me (@Imjennx) and #EverAfterChallenge in your videos, posts, and tweets so I can see! 
Good Luck everyone!
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Haha's Morning Update: Tumblr Edition Day 2
I had a really, really good shifting attempt last night! I had that feeling of not necessarily freedom but close to freedom, & was open to the possibilities. I was restless last night and at some point I woke up in the middle of the night wide awake and excited but didn't know why I was excited except that it felt like I'd just "shifted back". I didn't have any memories of a shift, so I'm not sure if I did in fact shift and maybe just slept in a DR but regardless it's progress and I feel SO GOOD ABOUT SHIFTING TODAY!
Yanno the spark? Yeah, ya girl feels the shifting spark right meow ✨
In other news.....
Today is gonna be WACK.
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Affirmations Using Chakras
"I Am" Affirmations = Root Chakra
ex: I am shifting to my desired reality/I am aware of 'x' reality
"I Feel" Affirmations = Sacral Chakra
ex: I feel connected to myself in my DR
"I Do" Affirmations = Solar Plexus Chakra
ex: I do believe I am shifting now
"I Love" Affirmations = Heart Chakra
ex: I love how easy shifting is for me
"I Speak" Affirmations = Throat Chakra
ex: I speak my truth and experiences
"I See" Affirmations = 3rd Eye Chakra
ex: I see the way to my desired reality
"I Understand" Affirmations = Crown Chakra
ex: I understand and believe I am capable of shifting
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hahashifts · 5 months ago
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'crawling back to you'
Literally shifters after having a bad day
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hiii i love your shifting content on tiktok a lot and i wanted to ask you a question.
what do you think causes you to minishift so often? like everytime i see your content you always have an amazing success story and i just was curious how you got to that point !!
Hi there! I think because I'm always open to shifting happening and whatever that may look like I'm more likely to have shifting experiences because I'm not trying to control the process or even what reality I'm becoming aware of! Obviously I have DRs and I try to shift there with varying success, but the times where I'm just open to any kind of shifting experience I tend to have one either that day or shortly thereafter 😅
"Everything I want wants me more" and "I am a master shifter" and believing those 2 affirmations is also a big contributing factor. I had to teach myself to believe them but now if I say the affirmations I do in fact believe them as facts, and that just took repetition and mindset work.
I literally love answering questions thank you for asking and feel free to keep em coming if/when you have them! 🫶
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hahashifts · 5 months ago
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My unfiltered thoughts about the whiplash of the TikTok ban nobody asked for but I'm giving it anyways...
This is not a good thing. It doesn't feel good. We shouldn't be excited and happy and thankful to the powers at be for doing the right thing. We shouldn't have even gotten to this point in the first place and THAT'S THE POINT. It's convenient that FB gets a verified account the day the app goes dark for enough time to "scare people" and make people upset just to turn around and turn the lights back on while Meta business accounts start pushing to link to TikTok when that wasn't an option before? And the orange makes an announcement that they only want 50% of the US to own the app.
Oh, and the CEO is sitting next to all the OTHER CEO's on the dias at inauguration tomorrow (a place previously restored as seats of honor for family, former presidents, and cabinet members) and that was confirmed a few days before the black out.
So, reading between the lines, TikTok sold out to Meta and the far right movement all under the guise of saving it for all of us and doing a good thing.
Uh huh.
Alright.
I'll still use my app, I'll still post my content, but I'll absolutely be reporting and blocking all the ick that is going to begin flooding the platform and if it really becomes a Meta app I don't feel safe using it because Meta is 10x worse at keeping my data protected than Bytedance has been.
So, this isn't a good thing. It doesn't feel good right now. And I hope that changes but... I'm real uncomfy right now.
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hahashifts · 5 months ago
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Looks like we're back up friends....
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hahashifts · 5 months ago
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Haha's Morning Update - Tumblr Edition:
Good morning friends, how are we all feeling this morning? I will admit I was too upset about everything to put genuine effort into a shifting attempt.
Waking up today feels surreal - I really genuinely wasn't expecting a full black out. How are things in your corner of the world? How are you handling the blackout? I keep wondering how much money companies have lost out on in the 16+ hours it's been gone now. How is everyone's mental health coping with the lack of dopamine? My AUDHD is not handling the disruption to routine well, so I can only imagine how all of you must be feeling...
Anyway, I'll post a little morning update to my snap shifting story (DM me for username) and keep uploading the longer videos I was able to save yesterday to my YouTube (same username). I'll finish filming my series answering questions Carly asked in a TT video for shifters who have shifted and share those to the Tube as well.
Today may be a rough day, tomorrow may be even tougher and darker, but I believe in all of you and your shifting abilities! 🫶
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hahashifts · 5 months ago
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Tips for people moving here from tiktok who haven’t been on tumblr before!!
-reblog stuff often! It’s how the ecosystem lives and thrives, everyone interacting and sharing each other’s posts
-sometimes someone will reblog a post that was originally created years ago, this is not weird or frowned upon, it’s a part of the reblogging culture and just helps bring back good/funny posts
-block people liberally, which is not a requirement, but a part of tumblr culture is that if you don’t like someone or what they post, just block them. It creates a better environment for everyone because you see only what you want to see, so just don’t take it personally if someone blocks you
-if you want to say something you think is important/useful/good when reblogging a post, you can just add it as text to the post
-if it’s something not very important but just commentary or a reaction, add it to the tags instead (I love seeing people’s reactions in the tags of a post and I think more people should participate in this)
-if you want to say something specifically to the poster and not to other people as much, say it in the replies
That’s all I can think of for now but if anyone has stuff to add please do :)
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