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When did I make this and what the fuck was I thinking when I made this

Crash

Crash

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Crash

Crash

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why

why the fuck

did I ever

get off keto

when it kept me from this hell of strep throat for two goddamned years, even after I got off

i fuckin hate myself for this ugh

xxx

edit: hot water with honey is a fuckin’ godsend and so is my mother ♥️

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Ophelia, about Salene: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Anyxt: Are we stealing them?

Onpolyx: New or used?

Ophelia: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Calling it now, Mew/Absol combo. Tell me if I’m wrong, Jay!

Also I’m mad in love with this AU ❤️

A lil design update on Indigo’s adult Mewtwo design.

This was mostly for fun if im honest, Indigo maybe the more serious one of the trio bur every once in awhile he’ll crack

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Onpolyx: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Ophelia: Put spaghetti in it.

Onpolyx: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Salene: Put spaghetti in it.

Onpolyx: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Anyxt: Put spaghetti in it.

Onpolyx: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Onpolyx: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Salene: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Ophelia: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Anyxt: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Onpolyx: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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I posted 48 times in 2021

38 posts created (79%)

10 posts reblogged (21%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.3 posts.

I added 31 tags in 2021

#incorrect quotes - 6 posts

#might delete this later - 4 posts

#stuff i find on tumblr: book one - may 2021 - 3 posts

#stuff i find on tumblr: book one - 3 posts

#stuff i find on tumblr: the series - 3 posts

#thoughts from the void - book one - june 2021 - 3 posts

#thoughts from the void - book one - 3 posts

#6/3/2021 (mm/dd/yyyy) - 2 posts

#original character: anyxt leighton - 2 posts

#oc/self insert - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 106 characters

#the shenanigans of high schoolers running on hope and crackers 24/7 because none of them know how to adult

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Chocolate...? (MHA Drabble 2)

I got an idea again. Self insert fueled by my own shenanigans. If it's ooc, I'm sorry-

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It was rather quiet in the dorms, a far cry from 1-A's usual chaos and shenanigans. Everyone was doing their own thing, enjoying the peace.

It was shattered when Tokoyami of all people yelled from the kitchen across the dorms. "Moone! Come claim your share of my bounty before Dark Shadow and I consume it!"

Moone practically rocketed out of her place curled up on an armchair, sprinting to the kitchen excitedly. She had a strange expression on, a grin that was more bared teeth and energy than a smile and slightly crazed eyes. Not two seconds later, a muted, brittle CRACK! rang through the dorms, Moone gasping excitedly not long after.

It was silent then. Kaminari was almost ready to walk over and see why it was quiet all of a sudden, but Moone all but collapsed out of the kitchen, hastily throwing a "thank you!" over her shoulder and back into the kitchen. She hurriedly stuffed what looked to be half of a frozen chocolate bar partway into her mouth, the other half grasped in her hands.

2 notes • Posted 2021-06-05 03:07:26 GMT

#4

ask me stuffs please

just ask me stuff about what i write, if i draw, what’s the weather like where i live, anything you want! i want to interact with people!!

3 notes • Posted 2021-05-20 15:30:14 GMT

#3

MHA Drabble

I had this idea while making breakfast this morning... And now I want to write it. This IS a self-insert, but it's more of a passing thought than anything else. If I ever write more of this, I'll flesh it out then. For now, on to the story!

(Also if I get the character personalities wrong, please don't fuss at me. I'm trying to be accurate-)

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It was a Saturday. Most of 1-A was in their dorms, taking the chance to sleep in or catch up on homework. A notable few, namely Mina and Denki, were sprawled on the couches in the common area.

Another notable few were in the kitchen, making coffee and food for themselves. Uraraka, Midoriya, Iida, Moone, and Tsuyu specifically.

4 notes • Posted 2021-05-30 15:52:21 GMT

#2

school let out two hours ago for summer why is it oNLY NOW THAT I FEEL LIKE I'M HIGH ON SERATONIN AND GIGGLING LIKE I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED

4 notes • Posted 2021-06-11 21:19:21 GMT

#1

Prologue (Colors of your Soulmate)

Ever since he could remember, Anyxt couldn’t see red. When he was little, he would get teased for the strange color he couldn’t see. The children would chant, “Red, red, where are you?” over and over as they danced around him. Briefly, he had wondered if his eyes were red too, but his mother had told him they were the color he always saw when he looked--grey, like liquid silver.

As Anyxt grew, so too did his fascination with color. He would always doodle in red pen or pencil or crayon in the margins of his papers, and left beautiful red flames wherever his pencil touched. He was praised by his peers for his drawing skills, yet he stared at the grey fire with disinterest.

‘Why can’t I see the color?’, he would think.

Soon, he met an interesting girl. Her eyes were a sapphire blue, and she wore lots of dusky pink and faded purple. She told Anyxt that she couldn’t see brown, and he felt a little envy. Such a common color to not be able to see, when he was stuck with red of all colors. When he was told of how amber and orange was added to the color she couldn’t see around the age of ten, he stopped being jealous. People don’t often lose sight of other colors in addition to the original one, after all.

Anyxt became fast friends with Salene Emily. They spent years finding each other in school and staying in contact as time passed. Before he knew it, the day came when Salene came rushing up to him and almost squealing about how his hair was such a warm brown and dirt and trees were so pretty. He knew she had found her soulmate then, and braced himself for her moony-eyed phase. Salene, surprisingly, stayed with him and kept him company as she usually did. Anyxt had yet to meet her soulmate, and looked forward to meeting them. When Salene mentioned that her soulmate’s brother couldn’t see grey or silver, it almost seemed too good to be true.

———————— When Onpolyx was little, he couldn’t understand why he saw ivory instead of grey. He thought nothing was wrong with it, but would cry when he got teased for it. Slowly, he started to realize that it wasn’t normal. Until the concept of soulmates was explained to him, he thought there was something wrong with him.

After that, every day after he came home from school, he would gather all the grey items he could find in his room and would stare at them. He would ask his sister Ophelia what was grey and what wasn’t, as if trying to train his eyes to see grey. This would go on for days and years until the two were stolen away one night. When they came back days later, Ophelia was blind in one eye and Onpolyx was hardened.

posted 2021-07-13 00:51:05 GMT

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Wait ignore the last post I fucked up a thing let me go fix it real quick-

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Salene: Why are Onpolyx and Ophelia sitting with their backs to each other?

Anyxt: They had a fight.

Salene: Then why are they holding hands?

Anyxt: They get sad when they fight.

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Onpolyx: *Screams*

Ophelia: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Salene: Should we do something?

Anyxt: No, I want to see who wins.

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Onpolyx: *Gently taps table*

Ophelia: *Taps back*

Anyxt: What are they doing?

Salene: Morse code.

Onpolyx: *Aggressively taps table*

Ophelia: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Salene, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Ophelia, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Anyxt, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Onpolyx, trembling: What are we playing

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Prologue (Colors of your Soulmate)

Ever since he could remember, Anyxt couldn’t see red. When he was little, he would get teased for the strange color he couldn’t see. The children would chant, “Red, red, where are you?” over and over as they danced around him. Briefly, he had wondered if his eyes were red too, but his mother had told him they were the color he always saw when he looked--grey, like liquid silver.

As Anyxt grew, so too did his fascination with color. He would always doodle in red pen or pencil or crayon in the margins of his papers, and left beautiful red flames wherever his pencil touched. He was praised by his peers for his drawing skills, yet he stared at the grey fire with disinterest.

‘Why can’t I see the color?’, he would think.

Soon, he met an interesting girl. Her eyes were a sapphire blue, and she wore lots of dusky pink and faded purple. She told Anyxt that she couldn’t see brown, and he felt a little envy. Such a common color to not be able to see, when he was stuck with red of all colors. When he was told of how amber and orange was added to the color she couldn’t see around the age of ten, he stopped being jealous. People don’t often lose sight of other colors in addition to the original one, after all.

Anyxt became fast friends with Salene Emily. They spent years finding each other in school and staying in contact as time passed. Before he knew it, the day came when Salene came rushing up to him and almost squealing about how his hair was such a warm brown and dirt and trees were so pretty. He knew she had found her soulmate then, and braced himself for her moony-eyed phase. Salene, surprisingly, stayed with him and kept him company as she usually did. Anyxt had yet to meet her soulmate, and looked forward to meeting them. When Salene mentioned that her soulmate’s brother couldn’t see grey or silver, it almost seemed too good to be true.

———————— When Onpolyx was little, he couldn’t understand why he saw ivory instead of grey. He thought nothing was wrong with it, but would cry when he got teased for it. Slowly, he started to realize that it wasn’t normal. Until the concept of soulmates was explained to him, he thought there was something wrong with him.

After that, every day after he came home from school, he would gather all the grey items he could find in his room and would stare at them. He would ask his sister Ophelia what was grey and what wasn’t, as if trying to train his eyes to see grey. This would go on for days and years until the two were stolen away one night. When they came back days later, Ophelia was blind in one eye and Onpolyx was hardened.

In the years after their kidnapping, Onpolyx became colder and colder to other people. He stopped looking for people with ivory eyes, he stopped looking for his other half. He didn’t believe that they existed, or that Fate would be kind enough to put them anywhere remotely close to him.

One day, his sister ran up to him, babbling about how the sky was so beautiful and her soulmate’s eyes were like twin sapphires. Onpolyx waited for her to drift away, to abandon him for the love of her life, but she never did. Instead, she brought a girl to meet him the next day. A girl with eyes like twin sapphires.

He learned about the girl named Salene Emily that day. Her hobbies, her interests, her fascination with his and his sister’s hair―apparently she’d never seen hair dyed like theirs before―and many other topics besides. But most interesting to his sister and her soulmate, was the fact that she had a friend with grey eyes.

And according to Salene, her friend couldn’t see red.

No. No, this couldn’t be true. He’d been pranked that way too many times already. Salene’s just another person who thought it was funny, another person just like all the rest. Onpolyx looked to Ophelia, saw the light of hesitance in her good eye, but also saw the gleam of trust. Ophelia believed Salene’s word. And Onpolyx was inclined to believe her, because she had never once done him wrong.

Until Opal had met Salene’s friend, Onpolyx would refuse to meet them.

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do you ever get in a funk where you just want to be left the hell alone and possibly cry your eyes out for fifteen minutes to an hour but it feels like people just can’t seem to stop asking you for stuff so you get really irritated and feel like violently stabbing something (that is not alive) or setting something (that is also not alive) on fire?

yeah that’s me at this moment.

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to everyone who read Mha Drabble five I meant to save that not post it-

it’s incomplete.... i did a dumb and posted it instead of saving it to drafts

I’ll finish it and post it publicly again, but that’ll be later, once I’ve finished writing

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i got the sleep-deprivation giggles again due to another stupid thing. except it turned from giggling to full on laughing very quickly. wanna know what made me cackle like a madman?

jello.

<bark>ing strawberry banana jello.

to be fair i hadn't had jello in close to three years and jello is just one of those things that if you had it in some point of your childhood and liked it, it will forever be a nostalgia object.

okie dokie now that that's out of my system back to browsing a tumblr blog that i found and am now fixated on and then inevitably find like ten others in the process-