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You earned a new follower after those tanaka headcanons btw your living in Japan now?

ahhh omgg the timestamp on this ask is over a month ago!! I’m so sorry >0

thank you for following I’m glad you enjoyed it

and yes, I am living in Japan now!! I’ve spent so much money on so much hq merch lmao,,,,,,,I’m thinking about holding a giveaway soon but probably when I’m back home for the holidays bc idk how the post office here works yet hahahaa

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random SFW school day Tanaka headcanons

indefinite and very inconsistent hiatus idk if I told u guys or if anyone follows my personal blog, but!! I actually moved to Japan recently!!

today I slept in and didn’t bring my lunch so I bought some bread from the bread lady at school and that’s where these hc’s came from

he likes melon pan right but he never makes it on time to the bread lady because Japanese lunch time rush but somehow you’re always there ahead of the line idk perks of being student council member??

you pick off the crunchy sugary bits on the top of the melon pan and you absolutely used to throw it away (or feed it to some animal idk u shouldn’t actually do that but for the sake of these hc’s u don’t want to waste it?)

but when you meet Ryuu, whether you’re still just friends or are already dating, he asks for your melon pan bottoms LOOOOL and he’s wild and loud but charming in his own way so you give it to him (indirect kiss!!!!!)

it becomes a habit and one time someone even asks you if you’re okay, why you’ve only been eating melon pan for lunch, your body needs more nutrition????? and you just shrug you don’t need to explain why you’ve found yourself just buying bread for lunch you don’t want to admit it to yourself either

so you stop buying bread without really saying anything because you didn’t think anything needed to be said and Ryuu panics because you’ve been eating a normal homemade lunch lately and he thinks you might hate him?! the volleyball club definitely isn’t helping LMAO

finally when he can’t take it he corners you but it’s like in front of the shoe lockers everyone can see and hear especially since it’s Tanaka and he greets you and bows and apologizes for whatever he’s done wrong that made you stop talking to (feeding) him

and you’re surprised because even though you found yourself missing it too you didn’t realize how big it was to Ryuu

after his apology he bows and presents you with a melon pan LMAO for once he booked it to the bread lady got it fresh for you and everything and the way he offers his melon pan tops to you is good as any confession at least that’s how you take it L O L

but don’t worry that would’ve been Ryuu’s next step anyway if you hadn’t realized it yourself but you’re a smart kid

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Omg that omegaverse scenario djsjshjsnsbs. CAN WE PLZ DO ONE FOR ALPHA TSUKKI AND HIS SMOL OMEGA GF. MAKE IT JEALOUS SEX PLZ~~

uhhhhh hell yeah 

You were in a mood. Your boyfriend was close to the start of his rut, and giving off more pheromones than usual, so omegas just flocked to him during your date. There were far too many people getting touchy with him, getting too close, using their best bedroom eyes. Despite Tsukkishima barely looking at them, you were not happy: clenching your jaw and looking away sulkily every time someone got handsy.

You got a little fed up with it, so you wandered a bit away from him at the festival you were at. You went into a little tent that was set up with handmade clothes to look around, hands running over the soft fabrics.

“Well hey, little lady,” you heard behind you. A little too close behind you, you concluded, as you felt someone exuding heat only inches away from your back. “You like what you see, huh?”

You sighed to yourself, smelling an alpha, but not yours. You turned slightly to see the owner of the tent towering over you. You admitted it wasn’t hard to tower over you, but it was annoying how so many people, especially alphas, did it on purpose. You felt yourself painfully aware that Tsukkishima’s mark had dissipated nearly three days ago. You were reminded very quickly, too, that your heat had cycled up to match Tsukki’s rut, and was very quickly taking over your senses.

While you were thinking, the shopkeeper had backed you against one of the tables, very close to the small, makeshift fitting room. “Can’t believe you’re not marked,” he said, leaning close to you. You only whimpered, heat pooling in your abdomen against your will. “Would you like to be?”

You managed to push down your lust, and pressed your hands against the man’s chest, trying to push him away.  “No,” you said. “I have an alpha.”

“Why wouldn’t they mark you?” he asked. “Pretty little thing, so close to your heat? I wouldn’t have let you out of the house. No, I don’t think that alpha of yours exists.”

“Think again,” you heard from the mouth of the tent. You looked to see your boyfriend standing, face an annoyed sneer at the alpha standing over you. His sudden presence startled the man into backing off enough for you to extract yourself and retreat to Tsukkishima. He snaked a possessive arm around you. “Try finding your own omega, asshole.” He pulled you out of the tent and toward the parking lot. Most everyone steered clear of both of you, Tsukkishima radiating anger.

Once you were in the car, you gave only a quiet thank you, then went silent. The drive back to your apartment stayed silent. It was only broken once you had stepped into your bedroom.

“Why did you wander? You should’ve stayed with me,” your boyfriend said.

You pouted, crossing your arms. “I was tired of seeing everyone hit on you.”

“So you made me see you nearly get claimed by another alpha?”

“It wasn’t on purpose!” you said. “Maybe if you marked me more than once a fucking year he wouldn’t have bothered!”

Tsukki growled and pressed you against the wall behind you. “Maybe I will,” he breathed against your neck before biting down, hard. You could only whine as he licked the fresh mark for a moment, then bit down again, slightly lower.

“Kei,” you cried out, your hips bucking. He picked you up and moved you to the bed, leaving softer kissed along your throat. He took his glasses off and tossed them onto the nightstand, then buried his face into the other side of your neck, making sure you were covered with his scent.

“You’re mine,” he said, biting again. “And I’m yours.” He bit again, a little offset the last. He continued to make hard bite marks all along your neck and chest and collarbones, each better than the last. He slipped your pants off between bites and licks, thumbs pressing into your hips.

You cried out, fingers tugging at his hair. “Please, Kei, I need you!” With each mark everything but his touches got more and more hazy.

“Mm, sweetheart,” he said, smelling as your heat overtook you. He slid his cock against your slit, teasing for just a moment. “Tell me who you belong to,” he growled.

You dug your nails into his arms, desperate for more. “You,” you whined. “I’m yours, I belong to you, Kei.”

His nostrils flared, one hand went to your throat, turning your head to the side again. “Good,” he said, sliding into you. He fucked you hard and fast, dragging his teeth along your shoulders and chest, biting wherever he felt. He raked his nails down your sides as you grabbed at anything you could. “You’re mine,” he kept repeating.

“I’m yours,” you said back to him. “Please, Kei, more, I can’t take it!”

He rubbed hard at your clit, never slowing his thrusts. “Come on my cock, my sweetheart.” He bit into your shoulder a last time as he rode you through your orgasm, then pressed in harder, tying himself to you. “Mine,” he growled into your skin.

You smiled, holding his head close as you ran your fingers through his sweat matted hair. “Yours.” you said.

[haikyuu-mindtheater]

Ohmygoddddd, first off, I love this blog. It's beautiful and serves all my dirty Haikyûu!! needs. Second, I was wondering if I could request some TsukishimaXfem!GF with his girlfriend giving him a blowjob for the first time (his first anyway) and he's just totally debauched and an absolute mess and then he gets all flustered and shy because he comes too quick? Y'know, just fluffy NSFW.

thank you thank you thank you omg!!!! i love u

You and your boyfriend were laying on his bed, watching tv. It was getting a little boring, honestly. “Hey Kei,” you said. He hummed in response. “You’ve never had a blowjob, right?”

You looked up at his face, which was quickly reddening. “I, uh, well, no,” he stuttered, readjusting his glasses.

You smiled up at him and put your face into the crook of his neck. “Would you like one?” you purred into his skin. You felt him harden a bit against your thigh. “Shall I take that as a yes?” you asked, scooting down until you were face level with his hips. You nuzzled at his zipper, saying, “May I?”

“Y-yes,” your boyfriend said. “Please.” You chuckled, rubbing over his jeans before unbuttoning them, then biting the button, dragging down. You looked up, seeing his eyes already roll back. His hands were hovering over the bed, then moved to his stomach, then above his head. “What do I do with my hands?” he asked, a little nervous.

You snorted. You didn’t even have his pants off before he was lost. Tugging them the rest of the way off, you said, a little mockingly, “Wherever you want?” You pulled down his underwear, giving a long lick up his cock.

He gave a moan, hands flying to your head. He put them back to his sides, saying, “Sorry.”

“Kei,” you said, moving upward. You kissed him, then scooted down, gathered your hair into a ponytail and put his hand in your hair. “It’s okay to touch.” Your hand over his, you closed his hand, saying, “And pull.”

He let out a shaky breath at the last part, smoothing your hair with his other hand. “Okay,” he said, sighing. “I’m ready.”

You smiled, taking his cock in one hand, the other bracing against the bed. You kissed the base, sucking a little, then did the same, one kiss at a time, up to the tip. You traced your tongue along the ledge under the head, onto the tip, before taking it in your mouth. Tsukkishima took a deep breath, tightening his fingers.

You took more and more of your boyfriend’s cock with each bob of your head, going deeper and deeper. He tightened and loosened his grip on your hair each time he was fully in your mouth. You glanced up, seeing his eyes dark, face flushed, glasses askew. “Fuck, (    ),” he said, gripping your hair tight.

You looked back down, then felt him pulse in your mouth, come hitting the back of your throat. You backed off a little, swallowing what you could. Once you felt him relax his grip, you sat back and grinned, wiping off a little of his come that had dripped out onto your chin. “Someone was a little pent up,” you said.

He turned red, embarrassed. “Was that too fast?” Tsukkishima asked.

“Maybe a little,” you said offhandedly. “But it’s not like you can’t practice.” He just groaned, covering his face with his hand.

[haikyuu-mindtheater]

any boyfriend headcanons for tsukki? nsfw or sfw is fine!

bro. bro. b r o

sfw:i feel like tsukki would be iffy on pda. he likes to touch you and be touched, but prefers to keep it private. not against casual hand holding though

looks nonchalant in public but is secretly dying of your cuteness 24/7. inside is a constant ‘look at my perfect s/o’ but won’t even admit it to himself

in private though, likes to have limbs tangled, leaning on each other, just physical closeness, even if you’re doing separate things

complains constantly about doing anything but only to keep up appearances. as long as you’re with him, he’s happy

nsfw:he loves watching you ride him. you can fight me on this.

he tries to be laid-back and quiet, but push his buttons amd he will be a pile of goo

he loves oral, giving and receiving. giving he’s am enormous tease, adores seeing you in so much pleasure because of him. receiving, he’ll let go a bit, moaning, praising you for doing a good job.

he’s an ass man. absolutely. likes to have his hands on it all the time, especially when you’re riding him

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Hi, js that your work is da-bomb! Heh, and I really love how you can spin words into such beautiful scenarios! So I was wondering whether can I request a drabble abt iwaizumi or/and akaashi being high school sweetheart with their fem! s/o and a teammate visiting their home when they alr have a family so their teammate telling the story to their children. Thank you!

aww thank you for the kind words!! sorry I haven’t been around this blog in a while….lots of life-altering changes, for the better! so no worries~

anyway, I’m a little rusty so I hope you don’t mind head canons for Iwa-chan instead of a drabble

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa and Iwaizumi have been friends throughout the years, but whereas Iwa-chan decided to settle down with you and have a family, Oikawa has been traveling for the national volleyball team. It’s been a while since he came to see you two, and although he’s updated on your life at all times whether from you or Iwa-chan, it’s the first time he’s really meeting your children and entering your love nest hehe

much to Iwa-chan’s chagrin, his kids take a liking to Oikawa right away. they are rambunctious and he enables them! they are so enamored with him and he revels in it, especially since his nephew was never that way toward him when he was growing up lol

while you and Iwa-chan are getting dinner ready, Oikawa is regaling them with tales about his travels for the volleyball team, all the friends and adversaries he’s met his and Iwa-chan’s childhood, eventually, you and Iwa-chan’s romance

Oikawa was there for the whole thing and he teased you two throughout the years, but you find yourself about to call out to them in the doorway saying to wash up because dinner is ready, but the soft warm gaze in Oikawa’s eyes stops you and you just watch quietly

Iwa-chan eventually joins you at the doorway, and you both fall in love with the way your children’s eyes are shining and the soft glow that Oikawa’s loud boisterous self usually overshadows

there’s a reason he’s still both your best friend and, though you (more like Iwa-chan) won’t tell him, you both would destroy anyone who got in the way of whatever happy healthy life Oikawa decided to lead

as soon as Oikawa catches wind of you and Iwa-chan at the doorway, though, his tone changes from adoring to teasing as he tells embarrassing stories of Iwa-chan who roughly interrupts lmao

you laugh warmly as your children gather at your feet asking if all that really happened and you nod and smile and say yes and Oikawa begs for your help and you wink, “sorry, you’re on your own~”

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Actually friendly reminder to comment on that fic.

Leave one word “subscribed” comments

Tell them “consider this extra kudos <3″

Leave that essay on that old fic

Tell them if you’ve reread it once. Tell them if you’ve reread it 100 times 

Tell them how much you’ve seen their writing grow

Tell them when you rec their fic

Tell them how much you can see their passion

Tell them when the fic made you grin when it made you cry when it made you FEEL

leave that comment. You’ve got nothing to lose but .02 seconds of your time and everything to gain by making an authors day.

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“I wish I could leave more kudo–”

IT’S CALLED COMMENTS

JUST TYPE A SMILING EMOTICON IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE

OR JUST TYPE RANDOM LETTERS

OR OPEN UP THE DICTIONARY ON A RANDOM PAGE AND WRITE THE FIRST WORD YOU FIND

OR JUST TRY TO WRITE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR HEEL IDEK

JUST LEAVE A FUCKING COMMENT

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I’ve seen five different authors take down, or prepare to take down, their posted works on Ao3 this week.  At the same time, I’ve seen several people wishing there was more new content to read.  I’ve also seen countless posts by authors begging for people to leave comments and kudos. 

People tell me I am a big name fan in my chosen fandom.  I don’t quite get that but for the purposes of this post, let’s roll with it.  On my latest one shot, less than 18% of the people who read it bothered to hit the kudos button.  Sure, okay, maybe that one sort of sucked.  Let’s look at the one shot posted before that - less than 16% left kudos.  Before that - 10%, and then 16%.  I’m not even going to get into the comments.  Let’s just say the numbers drop a lot.  I’m just looking at one shots here so we don’t have to worry about multiple hits from multiple chapters, people reading previous chapters over, etc.  And if I am a BNF, that means other people are getting significantly less kudos and comments.

Fandom is withering away because it feels like people don’t care about the works that are posted.  Why should I go to the trouble of posting my stories if no one reads them, and of the people who do read them, less than a fifth like them?  Even if you are not a huge fan of the story, if it kept your attention long enough for you to get to the bottom, go ahead and mash that kudos button.  It’s a drop of encouragement in a big desert. 

TL;DR: Passively devouring content is killing fandom.

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CURIOUS WHEN CAN I GET SOME MIYA TWINS!!!

LMAO WHEN OSAMU HAS A LITTLE MORE SCREEN TIME THIS CAN GO EITHER WAY:

Atsumu is the super mischievous and kinda rude one and Osamu is the big tol quiet more peaceful guy

ORRR!!! ATSUMU IS THE LOUD BUT ACTUALLY KIND AT HEART ONE and Osamu is the quiet jerk lmaaaoooo

or they are are both equally as mischievous I don’t like to think about that because that would be too much for my heart (and my body) to take lmaaooooooooo

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OH LATE RESPONSE BECAUSE I DON’T REALLY KNOW HOW TO SIFT THROUGH NOTIFICATIONS ON HERE BUT AHHHH THANKS YOU SO MUCH THEY ARE ALL SO GORGEOUS!!!!!!! Truly I am so flattered that you would draw art inspired by my headcanons >0< thank you thank you thank you ahhhhhhh

Emperor au headcannons for Ushijima Oikawa and Kageyama with empress s/o

Ushijima:

I can see him seeming super serious about his Emperor work, but he’d let you sit in on meetings with him if you want (and as long as you “behave”).

If you have suggestions at meetings, no matter how “absurd” his advisors or others may think, he always makes sure they give you the respect and attention he absolutely believes you, as his Empress, deserve.

Not one for PDA, but he won’t tell you off if you grab for his hand or have him come down to your height to pepper his face with kisses and the like. He actually very much enjoys your attention.

BUT if you do get a little handsy, that’s when he really shows his assertive/aggressive side. With the same heat and passion as he has on the battle field, he’ll grab your wrist and take you down a dark corridor and have his way with you.

Considers it treason if someone walks in on you guys doing the do lmao. It takes your convincing to have him lessen the death sentence to something like. Cleaning out the stables or something lmao.

Oikawa:

He was the lonely and cold beautiful type of prince….that is, before you. He’s always had legions of devotees that have loved him long before you came into his life. So when their object of affection, their idol, changes to a more shining, happy, kind prince, they kind of resent you for turning him into something they aren’t used to.

He’d be fiercely protective of you because he’s especially aware of some of his subjects’ resentment. If he’s busy and can’t be there himself, he never lets you go without his most trusted guards and knights - Iwaizumi, Hanamaki, and Matsukawa.

Unlike Ushijima, he doesn’t really let you sit in on meetings with him. He knows what the business side of being an Emperor turned him into; he doesn’t want to risk “tainting” your brilliance and beauty with the drab side of things.

BUT he is definitely grateful for you wanting to share his worries and stresses. He finds so much comfort. The time you share with him is the happiest not only for you two but for the rest of the Empire as well.

If something ever happened to you, though, I could definitely see him pulling a Song of Achilles on everyone’s ass.

Kageyama:

A young and inexperienced Emperor who was probably put on the throne much too soon. Since he is a young ruler, you become Empress through an arranged marriage. You have a little more experience in the politics of ruling an empire because maybe more exposure to all of it? The only reason Kageyama doesn’t know as much is because I think he just wasn’t able to learn it all in the time before he was thrust into his position.

He’s a fierce and aggressive emperor, so it definitely takes your wisdom to talk him down and get him to think things through before acting.

His army and close confidants (which don’t become that close till you showed up, kind of the same way Karasuno and Hinata get him to open up from the “Ou-sama” persona in canon) are really grateful for your presence because they can see how he’s changed as well.

He’s inexperienced as a ruler AND a lover, so if you grab his hand while walking down the corridors or in the garden, he’ll get really flustered it’s really cute and unheard of. Don’t think lessening the surprise will help either; if you ask if it’s alright to hold his hand or give him a kiss or anything, he gets just as flustered if not more.

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hey hey hey! i really liked the alpha!asumu piece and thought i'd let you know. i have such a weak spot for alpha-omega dynamics ahdjsndb

Anonymous said: Eeeeeyyyyyy you should totally continue that miya atsumu thing.

hey thanks for the response guys! I’d like to continue but still tryna get my writing mojo back. maybe in the near future~ 

[haikyuu-mindtheater]

short Alpha!Atsumu + Omega!Reader (SFW)

surprisingly SFW lmao

Ever since you found an alpha that you can trust, he’s been helping you ween off your suppressants. “A regular cycle is a healthy one,” he’d said, his finger tracing a tempting trail down your jaw.  Something so natural shouldn’t be dictated by man-made hormones if one’s schedule could help it.

“But,” Atsumu amends, “no harm in staying on birth control.” He waggles his dark eyebrows at you then, simultaneously ridiculous and erotically promising.

You laugh, then, because it’s one thing for an alpha to “go with the flow” of their rut, but it’s a completely different matter for an omega to be swept away by the crashing tide of their heat.

So, suffice to say, you don’t recognize the beginnings of your heat just yet. Before work, Atsumu spends an indecently long time with his nose buried against your neck and his lips sucking tiny marks just below your neckline. Your whole body tingles, but that isn’t exactly new when it comes to him. 

When you finally pry yourself away from his wandering hands, that tingle becomes just an itch that won’t go away, steadily growing more bothersome the more you try to alleviate it. When you’re out to lunch with your friend and coworker Motoya, you’re uncomfortable enough that he takes notice.

“Hey, ______, is everything--”

“Yeah,” you interrupt. You shift in your seat and cross your legs, trying to find a comfortable position. When you rub at the back of your neck, you find it covered with fine beads of sweat. 

You don’t catch Motoya tilting his head upward as he subtly sniffs the air. 

“Maybe you should go home early. I can help you out--”

He reaches for your wrist, but before his fingers completely close around it, you jolt away.

“No!” Your knees bump the table, clattering the dishes and silverware embarrassingly. “No, it’s okay.”

You give him a smile that convinces him to stop his line of questioning, but the rest of lunch still manages a slight awkwardness.

It isn’t until your finally seated back at your desk after lunch that it really hits you, in full force.

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hoo boy, here comes some serious talk about fandom mentality.

I feel like there’s a huge failing on readers’ parts to communicate to fic authors how much they appreciate their works or how much it affects them, unless the fic is “fandom famous” for some reason. sometimes it gets translated into demands (which are awful literally do not demand updates from an author ever).

more often than not, it gets translated into silence, and coming from a writer, the silence is probably the worst. you never know if they like it, you never know what the reader actually thinks about it. or even if they read it at all. and it’s… heartwrenching, and nervewracking and you start constantly questioning yourself and wondering if you’re actually good enough or if you belong. and you start comparing yourself. to the people who are popular, to the people with huge followings, to the people who get questions and art and compliments up the wazoo. and you start wondering if you should have bothered writing at all. in some cases you start begging. and in some cases, you do worse.

and it’s terrible. a writer shouldn’t have to beg. a writer shouldn’t have to only get attention when they’re frustrated or upset. a writer shouldn’t have to doubt themselves every time they pick up a pen or open their laptop. a writer should never feel so unimportant that they consider deleting their work–and do. and then be subjected to questions of why they deleted it.

(which, by the way, is kind of a rude thing to do. it’s their content, and they can do with it whatever makes them comfortable. and more than that–why wait until it’s gone to just suddenly unleash your appreciation for it?)

if, at this point, you are thinking, “well, writers shouldn’t write for attention anyway! writers should be writing for themselves!” then you are missing a Very Huge Point about the intricacies of and emotions behind creating art. of course art comes from the self, but art is meant to be shared. with people. like you. art is created for people to talk back to, to engage with, to live alongside–and yes, that in turn bolsters the creator’s own securities and motivation. it’s also a sad testament to the fact that we as a people have come to condemn the notion that anyone, especially content creators, should want attention at all.

and that’s toxic, and an awful mentality to have. (it’s also atrocious marketing. but, that’s another discussion for another time.)

what I’m trying to say here is this: a lot of this could be prevented by one simple thing. if you read a fic you like, *speak up about it.* make some kind of sign. about whether you like somebody’s work, or whether it excites you. reblog it to share with other people, gush in the tags, leave a comment/review if it’s on ao3 or ffn. (authors read tags as much as artists do, trust me.) kudos and likes are fine too, but like with any other kind of art, they’re very invisible. be vocal, y'all. spread the love.

and above all, *tell the author directly.* send them an ask, write a comment, tag them in an appreciation post. I can’t stress that enough. you’d be making someone’s day, relieving some securities, visible or not, instead of being complacent in this system, this mass way of thinking, that only popular writers deserve attention, that it has to be earned through working yourself raw instead of asked for. it causes these cliques and hierarchies and ultimately people start or keep maintaining this idea that people who are at the top deserve to be at the top, and people who get ignored deserve to be ignored. (which I have, in fact, heard people say, and that’s… I don’t even have a word for that.)

I just. something has to give, you guys. we have to stop doing this. we have to stop letting this happen. we have to be kind to our writers before they disappear.

and yes, you can reblog this post. in fact, I’d highly encourage it.

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Hello, I think I clicked the wrong button but here I go ^^ so I wondering how would kuroo, oikawa, bokuto, and akaashi reacted if they found out their S/o turned out to be a magical girl like miraculous ladybug or such. Please and Thank you ~!

no, no you got the right button ^0^ I haven’t seen Miraculous Ladybug yet but I’m hope to soon! I’ve heard nothing but good things

Kuroo:

Kuroo would have the angriest initial reaction of the four. he’d grab you by the wrist and call you reckless and thoughtless and selfish, and you’re about to bite back but you see the tears burning in his eyes. he needs to let you go now, though, because you need to save those people you’re the only one who can get to them.

he’s really just worried and the misdirected anger is initially at himself. for not realizing the burdens and the secrets you’ve had to shoulder all by yourself.

when the fighting is done, you’re a little injured and your costume is a little torn and you’re making the long trek home by yourself and just when you realize you can’t make it and you start to tumble forward, someone catches you. it’s Kuroo and there are tears in your eyes because you didn’t think he’d still be there for you, not after lying—

you realize you’ve said as much out loud when he corrects you and tells you it’s not your fault at all he’s just sad you thought you had to lie just to protect him when it really was just hurting both of you. he piggy backs you back to your apartment where he cleans up your wounds and he makes you a hot comforting beverage.

the two of you end up cuddling and and talking about all the worries and things you’ve kept from each other since you first started fighting crime as a magical hero.

Oikawa:

you’re at a shopping mall looking for a Christmas gift for Oikawa when a baddie decides to terrorize all the holiday shoppers. you clear out the mall not realizing that Oikawa couldn’t get out. he’s hiding behind a pillar! and you’re hiding behind one, too, across from where he is. and he’s about to call out to you, but before he can, you complete your transformation.

he claps a hand over his mouth not wanting to reveal your secret identity or to distract you and watches the whole time, enamored with you. (he was also shopping for your Christmas gift lol, which he still ends up giving to you but he probably later adds like. things that’ll help you in your fight against evil!)

at the end of the battle, he comes out of his hiding spot and swoops you into his arms. you’re still running on some adrenaline so you kinda punch him in the gut but realize it’s him by the squawking noise he makes and you’re like “OMG TOORU I’M SO SORRY I’M SO—“ and you backtrack so fast you’re like I MEAN kind handsome civilian I’m so sorry omg

he winces but is like “no, no, it’s alright,” and through the pain, he winks at you. you get all flustered and actually kind of mad like he’s flirting with someone who isn’t you!! and you’re like “h-how dare you!”

he’s a smart good boy and he’s like “no no!! I know it’s you, no! I’m not—!” and he realizes he’s digging a bigger hole for himself so he just thrusts the now crumpled shopping bag with your Christmas gift toward you. you open the bag and tear up at the sweet gift, transform back into your normal clothes, and hug Oikawa and pepper his face with kisses.

you find the gift you bought a few feet away, equally if not more crumpled

Bokuto:

he would think you’re SO COOL!! he’d walk into your room mid-transformation because you’re practicing and checking out how your body fills out the magical outfit. it’s really cute actually - you’re transforming then un-transforming then transforming over and over again in different poses, practicing catch phrases and stuff.

he’d SQUAWK - and I mean definitely squawk - and you freeze, mid-transformation like “I!! Can explain!!” so you’re half-magical outfit, half-normal clothes.

contrary to his noise of surprise, he’s quite enamored. he’s absolutely over the moon. he’s heard about you in locker room gossip and seen you in brief glimpses on the news. he always thought you were super cool, but even more so now that he knows the hero he admires is also his s/o!!

he does do a complete 180 though when he realizes how much danger you put yourself in on a regular basis. not surprisingly, he’s even MORE distressed when he recalls there’s a handsome masked hero who the public frequently cites as flirting with your magical alter ego.

“don’t worry,” you say. you finish the transformation and wrap Bokuto in your arms. “I’ve only got the hoots for one guy!~”

Akaashi:

Akaashi is getting a little distant because you’ve had to cancel on dates or leave midway through a couple of them, and it’s just increasing as time goes by. you have to leave in the middle of one date because of a threat in the downtown area where you guys are, and Akaashi waits for a little bit before gathering his things and leaving.

however, before he can get out safely, he’s caught in the crossfire! as you’re magical alter ego, you swoop in and rescue your damsel in distress of a boyfriend. you’re holding him in your arms as you’re moving away from the danger zone to put him down when he says your name. “______?”

you falter, and you’re like “w-what? I m-mean, who??” and Akaashi repeats your name like, “is that you?!” and you put him down and you’re like “Look, I can explain—“

and he’s like “no, I don’t wanna hear it.” and your expression falls and you clench your fists. you think he’s gonna break up with you but he pulls you into his chest and he finishes his sentence: “not until you’ve done your job.”

tears spring to your eyes and he pulls back only to kiss you on the forehead and wish you safety. you kiss him again but this time on the lips and you’re even more determined to do your job. knowing your bf is watching you, you put a little more flair and magic in your moves.

[haikyuu-mindtheater]

Hello! Is you ask box opened? If it is, can I request friend-turned-lover HCs of Kuroo, Iwaizumi and Akaashi please? Thanks!

Kuroo:

He’s absolutely the type to pine. He realized much sooner than anyone else that you’re the only one for him. What’s better than having a lover? Being friends with them first!!

Let’s face it; he’s head-over-heels for your laugh, your smile, the way your nose scrunches when you’re thinking. He somehow finds himself buying extras of limited edition snacks at the convenience store, so that the two of you can share.

You probably find out that he likes you as more than a friend after volleyball practice is over but everyone is still around getting some extra rallies in!!

One of his teammates - let’s face it, probably Lev lmao - says something about the two of you suggesting that he thought you were dating this whole time. “Dude, he’s like so in love with you?” and you’re like “WHAT” and Lev is like “uh yeah it’s obvious lmao why would you two be dating if you didn’t have the hots for each other.”

You’re so flustered at the idea of it, but not displeased, and Kuroo accidentally denies it too harshly out of his own embarrassment.

You’re shocked and kinda hurt at his reaction until his head whips around and he’s like NO NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN—

You leave the gym and it’s Yaku who hits him in the shoulder like, “go after her!” and Kenma doesn’t look up from his phone but he’s like “yeah, go after her” and Kuroo is so touched by his friends he’s like yeah yeah okay I will with tears all up in his eyes.

He leaves the gym and looks around for you, scared you’re long gone but you throw yourself into his arms and once he gets over the initial shock and wraps his arms around you, you look up at him and smile. “You’ve got a lot of explaining to do.”

Iwaizumi:

I can’t totally see Iwa-chan and you being total blockheads about dating. You’re friends and you’re happy with the way things are; what’s the point in changing something that’s operating perfectly fine?

And you two say so, too. But people are like “lmao ‘operating’ why are you using those words to begin with that’s weird you guys are so dumb.”

But you and Iwa-chan just shrug it off like your friendship is great; other people’s opinions don’t bother you.

But what no one else really realizes is that you guys are already kind of acting pretty couple-y? Going out on dates which you both call “hanging out” even though it’s just the two of you.

You cuddle on the couch when watching movies and feed each other popcorn. Sometimes you two even play footsies but more competitive than actually cute. It’s all teasing and picking on each other, but to outsiders it straight up looks all affectionate and intimate.

Oikawa is like “I’m always third-wheeling!! tHE SEXUAL TENSION!!!!! I hate it!!!!!” lmao and Hanamaki and Matsukawa are like “do you guys friend-hold hands too?? how about friend-kissing?? friend-sex?????”

It isn’t until everyone starts pointing that stuff out and you guys deny it that someone outside of your immediate group tries to make a move, whether it’s someone asking you out or someone asking Iwa-chan out, that you both realize hey, actually I don’t like the idea of you doing these things with other people.

And whoever got asked out says so to the other!! But let’s face it, not without a bunch of misunderstandings, unnecessary angst, and Seijoh 3rd year meddling.

Akaashi:

You’re friends with someone else first! I was gonna say Bokuto, but let’s switch things up a bit and say Konoha!! You go to every game, and Akaashi recognizes you but he’s never talked to you.

Finally, you see Konoha outside the gymnasium and greet him and he introduces you to the rest of his team. You’re instantly attracted to Akaashi, even if it is platonically at first. Your guys personalities just really complement each other well!!

Bokuto has never seen Akaashi show that much interest to people who aren’t in the volleyball team, so he takes it upon himself to plot a way for you to get together…because he probably assumes that Akaashi’s got the hots for you just by the way he’s acting.

Konoha starts inviting you to hang out with him and his vball friends now that everyone knows you! And you and Akaashi are so in sync even though you don’t hang out otherwise.

The rest of the team manages to ditch you two during one of your hangouts and you both receive suspicious texts from Bokuto and Konoha, respectively, but don’t really tell the other person the details. You both have vague explanations like uhh let’s go they aren’t coming back,,,,,,and Akaashi suggests it’d be a waste of a day so why not hang out anyway?

You agree, and after realizing how much fun you two had, especially without taking care of the big babies in your friend group lmao, you exchange numbers and start hanging out just the two of you!

Which inevitably leads to dating, Konoha and Bokuto being really butthurt but also kind of happy about the way things have turned out. But of course, this isn’t gonna stop them from trying to crash your dates lmao

Well, you probably accidentally call it a date out loud for the first time and someone is like “you two are dating?!” and you get flustered and Akaashi is just like, ah I mean, if you want to, I’m not against the idea,,,,AT ALL.

And you’re like omg of course I would love to.

[haikyuu-mindtheater]

Emperor au headcannons for Ushijima Oikawa and Kageyama with empress s/o

Ushijima:

I can see him seeming super serious about his Emperor work, but he’d let you sit in on meetings with him if you want (and as long as you “behave”).

If you have suggestions at meetings, no matter how “absurd” his advisors or others may think, he always makes sure they give you the respect and attention he absolutely believes you, as his Empress, deserve.

Not one for PDA, but he won’t tell you off if you grab for his hand or have him come down to your height to pepper his face with kisses and the like. He actually very much enjoys your attention.

BUT if you do get a little handsy, that’s when he really shows his assertive/aggressive side. With the same heat and passion as he has on the battle field, he’ll grab your wrist and take you down a dark corridor and have his way with you.

Considers it treason if someone walks in on you guys doing the do lmao. It takes your convincing to have him lessen the death sentence to something like. Cleaning out the stables or something lmao.

Oikawa:

He was the lonely and cold beautiful type of prince….that is, before you. He’s always had legions of devotees that have loved him long before you came into his life. So when their object of affection, their idol, changes to a more shining, happy, kind prince, they kind of resent you for turning him into something they aren’t used to.

He’d be fiercely protective of you because he’s especially aware of some of his subjects’ resentment. If he’s busy and can’t be there himself, he never lets you go without his most trusted guards and knights - Iwaizumi, Hanamaki, and Matsukawa.

Unlike Ushijima, he doesn’t really let you sit in on meetings with him. He knows what the business side of being an Emperor turned him into; he doesn’t want to risk “tainting” your brilliance and beauty with the drab side of things.

BUT he is definitely grateful for you wanting to share his worries and stresses. He finds so much comfort. The time you share with him is the happiest not only for you two but for the rest of the Empire as well.

If something ever happened to you, though, I could definitely see him pulling a Song of Achilles on everyone’s ass.

Kageyama:

A young and inexperienced Emperor who was probably put on the throne much too soon. Since he is a young ruler, you become Empress through an arranged marriage. You have a little more experience in the politics of ruling an empire because maybe more exposure to all of it? The only reason Kageyama doesn’t know as much is because I think he just wasn’t able to learn it all in the time before he was thrust into his position.

He’s a fierce and aggressive emperor, so it definitely takes your wisdom to talk him down and get him to think things through before acting.

His army and close confidants (which don’t become that close till you showed up, kind of the same way Karasuno and Hinata get him to open up from the “Ou-sama” persona in canon) are really grateful for your presence because they can see how he’s changed as well.

He’s inexperienced as a ruler AND a lover, so if you grab his hand while walking down the corridors or in the garden, he’ll get really flustered it’s really cute and unheard of. Don’t think lessening the surprise will help either; if you ask if it’s alright to hold his hand or give him a kiss or anything, he gets just as flustered if not more.