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Oikawa: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time Iwaizumi, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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Akaashi: Why are you following me? Bokuto: Because we are dating? Akaashi: Okay... but what about Kuroo? Bokuto: We're a package deal! Kuroo: Buy one idiot, get one for free!

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Suna: it's kinda gay if we hold hands, don't you think? Osamu: Osamu: no I think it's the marriage certificate that makes it gay.

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Dumping a bunch of my mcyt art here because I’m new to the tumblr community but also am very stressed by twt so!!! here’s these! expect more later!!

also the quality of these are abysmal i had to grab them from my twt rip

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Sakusa: Could you be any more annoying?!

Atsumu: Easily.

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Bokuto: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Akaashi: Why?

Bokuto: I haven't died yet.

Akaashi:

Akaashi: That's... not how that works.

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Hinata: Are you okay?

Kenma: Objectively or generally?

Hinata: Objectively?

Kenma: No

Hinata: Oh... Generally?

Kenma: No.

Hinata: Oh. Oh no.

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Hinata: Can I ask a dumb question?

Tsukishima: Better than anyone I know.

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Akaashi: Since i'm gonna be gone for a while, i've left a complimentary bowl of advice

Akaashi, picking a paper out of the bowl: For example, "Bokuto, stop doing that" applies to everything

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Kuroo: Bro, if I wasn’t able to walk, would you carry me?

Bokuto: Of course, Bro!

Kuroo: Good, because my legs feel funny and I didn’t want to be stuck if anything happens

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Atsumu, after figuring out his crush on Sakusa: Prepare to be loved, bitch

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*Bokuto at a restaurant*

Waitress: What can I get you?

Bokuto: I'll have the steak, lobster and two sides of fries, please

Waitress: Oh, are you expecting company?

Bokuto: Lady, food is my companion.

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Ushijima: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.

Tendou: Thank you.

Ushijima: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Tendou: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.

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Akaashi: You know this is like.....super dangerous?

Bokuto, ready to set a volleyball on fire and play with it: Oh, absolutely.

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Oikawa: i forget but i do NOT forgive

Oikawa: i’m just walking around hating bitches, can’t remember why

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Kuroo: Gasoline?

Kenma: I'm pretty sure that's water.

Kuroo[lighting a match]: Well, only one way to find out.

Kenma: *doesn't even try to stop him*

Kuroo: *throws match and gasoline ignites*

Yaku: THERE WERE MORE WAYS TO TELL!

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*Kuroo doing something bad*

Yaku: Lev, no!

Lev: What the hell? I didn't do anything! This time it was Kuroo!

Yaku: Sorry, force of habit.