a very polite gentleman if you ask me
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'... thought we were supposed to be friends? Best friends?'
'We are, Sev.'
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Sirius: So, did you catch him?
Snape: No, he got away
Sirius: Really? I figured some random Death Eater would be no match for the world’s greatest detective, no wait, that’s Batman!
Sirius: And you’re not Batman, are you? You will *never* be Batman
Snape: Hey fuck you!
Snape:
Snape: That cut surprisingly deep, well played
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*In the dueling club*
Lockhart: Everybody, pay attention to this! This is a defensive spell
Snape: No, it is an attack spell.
Lockhart: Well, it can also be used as defense...
Snape: No, you can't, whoever does it will kill himself.
Lockhart: ...
Lockhart: Ha, ha, ha. Oh Severus, i love your energy.
Lockhart *addressing his students*: Your potions proffesor reminds me of me when I was younger.
Snape: I'm older than you
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-Quotes That Make Me Think of Snape #10-
I’m so sorry about all you’ve gone through. I don’t even understand all of your problems but if I could I’d fix them. I’d fix all of it.
-from Night In The Woods
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Garlic Chips
Pairing: young!snape x reader
Word Count: 1,550
Rating: E for Everyone
Plot: You drag Severus down to Hogsmeade with you to enjoy the day with him. Some warm snacks, a spot by the frozen lake, and snow falling all around you. What could be better?
Warnings: None
A/N: This time it is not in Sev’s POV, I felt it was cuter if it was in yours :) For Snape Appreciation Month, prompt 28: Young Severus Snape. @snapeloveposts
Posted: 6/28/20
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You waited by a pillar, clutching your coat closed trying to stay warm as the icy wind drifted passed, nipping at your cheeks and nose. It finally started to feel like winter as the workload from classes lessened and spirits lifted throughout the corridors of Hogwarts.
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*Snape appears at the Burrow*
Harry: I just want you to answer one thing with the truth.
Snape: Oh no, I will miss your incessant chatter, what is it?
Harry: What side are you on?
Snape:
Snape: the idiots side
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by Agatha Braga
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koleen diaz
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bitches will think ending off every single sentence with <3 is a personality trait and it is .... <3
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They’re back…in time. The Umbrella Academy returns July 31 🕶
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