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Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

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Parenting 101 by Battinson Bruce Wayne

Dick: Bruce? I’m hungry.

Bruce, crouched in a corner, shuffling through a case file: where is Alfred

Dick: Remember he went to England last week?? I’m hungry! You have to feed me.

Bruce: *shuffles over to the mini fridge he has in the cave, finds a bag of shredded cheese, sits on the ground with it*

Dick: That’s just cheese tho??

Bruce: yes.

Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!

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Dick, testing boundaries: I want to watch Jurassic Park.

Bruce: ok

Dick: I-It’s midnight?? I have school tomorrow?

Bruce, wearing a ratty old bathrobe and some flannel pants, eyes glued to the floor and hair falling in his face: caniwatchitwithyou

Dick: yeah?? but it’s really late???

Bruce: do you want popcorn

Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!

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Dick: B I got into a fight today at school

Bruce: *shines a flashlight at Dick’s face*

Dick: I’m not hurt. They were teasing me for being a circus boy.

Bruce: did you win

Dick: …Sort of? Am I in trouble?

Bruce: *turns flashlight off and goes back to his case file* i can teach you some fighting techniques

Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!

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Dick: We have parent day at school next week.

Bruce: hn

Dick: Um…the parents have to present what they do as a job. So I guess you can talk about your company. Just a five minute presentation.

Bruce: *vibrating, tearing up* presentation?

Dick: Alyssa’s mom made a PowerPoint.

Bruce: I can call you out and we will go to the zoo.

Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!

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Dick: Bruce. >:-(

Bruce, hunched over, covered in grime:

Dick: You’re going to take me out on the next case with you.

Bruce:

Dick: *intense eye contact*

Bruce, shriveling up: okay but you need a costume

Dick, a ten year old: *shrugs* ok cool!

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he gets it

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They Locked Me Up (And Took My Soul)

By Hale13

“Michelle,” Peter starts, licking the blood off his cracked lips as he pauses. “MJ. You were right. About everything. I did lie - I shouldn’t have but I did.” His breath leaves him in rough pants and his spine goes rigid as he hears the moist, suction-like sound of them moving in the hall. They’re getting closer by the second - he doesn’t have much time left.

“If you get this…,” he clenches his fists so tight his ragged nails nearly pierce through his Spidey suit into his palms and tries not to flinch when the steel door behind him buckles and strains.

“Stay. Away.”

For @halloweenie-event ‘Demonic Possession’. It isn’t strictly demonic but it definitely is possession. Happy Spooky Season!

Read on AO3

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They Locked Me Up (And Took My Soul)

By Hale13

“Michelle,” Peter starts, licking the blood off his cracked lips as he pauses. “MJ. You were right. About everything. I did lie - I shouldn’t have but I did.” His breath leaves him in rough pants and his spine goes rigid as he hears the moist, suction-like sound of them moving in the hall. They’re getting closer by the second - he doesn’t have much time left.

“If you get this…,” he clenches his fists so tight his ragged nails nearly pierce through his Spidey suit into his palms and tries not to flinch when the steel door behind him buckles and strains.

“Stay. Away.”

For @halloweenie-event ‘Demonic Possession’. It isn’t strictly demonic but it definitely is possession. Happy Spooky Season!

Read on AO3

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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

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SPIDER-MAN REMASTERED.

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*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

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“he’s my comfort character!” then comfort him, he’s drowning in an indescribable emptiness right about now

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Take Me Home

Peter Parker is cute in the skinny dork kind of way. His hair is a mess of unmanaged curls and his glasses are held together by tape in the middle like he’s broken them but his smile is so bright and his eyes are the warmest shade of brown she’s ever seen. She hasn’t had a crush since Brian Henderson in the sixth grade but she swears her heart actually skips a beat when Peter grins at her, eyes crinkling at the corners.

Or

A journey through Peter and MJ’s love story in six parts.

Read now on AO3

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Sometimes, a fic doesn't have to get published, it can just be a series of messages on a Discord channel, between a dedicated group of friends going "oooh, you know what else would be cool?" continuously over a period of weeks and months :)

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“fandoms are dying”

yeah well here’s a cool idea: start creating and start reblogging. leave nice comments to your favorite creators. send them prompts. start interacting with others. sounds wild, right? start it today. keep these fandoms alive.

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Take Me Home

Peter Parker is cute in the skinny dork kind of way. His hair is a mess of unmanaged curls and his glasses are held together by tape in the middle like he’s broken them but his smile is so bright and his eyes are the warmest shade of brown she’s ever seen. She hasn’t had a crush since Brian Henderson in the sixth grade but she swears her heart actually skips a beat when Peter grins at her, eyes crinkling at the corners.

Or

A journey through Peter and MJ’s love story in six parts.

Read now on AO3

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This is a collection of music written in the middle of the night, a journey through terrors and sweet dreams. The floors we pace and the demons we face. For all of us who have tossed and turned and decided to keep the lanterns lit and go searching - hoping that just maybe, when the clock strikes twelve...we’ll meet ourselves.

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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me @ AO3