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HAROLD PERRINEAU as Mercutio | ROMEO + JULIET (1996)

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

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writers who make playlists before writing anything scare me. how are you setting a mood for something that doesn’t exist yet. are you conjuring it. are you a witch.

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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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STARTING with Never Stop Blowing Up as my first Dimension 20 campaign was a such a huge fucking mistake, because now the normal fantasy seasons are just FULLY incapable of holding my attention

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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My boss, my co workers, plant management; wow you're so fast and good at typing and can do it without looking! How did you get so good at touch typing? What sort of practice do you do?

Me; uh

My AO3 statistics page;

Me, sweating; oh you know

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So, you might or might not have other people in the car but no taking turns and swapping drivers. Just you driving for the whole day

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

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i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

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I know “baby talk” is a really stupid and petty thing to loathe, but I swear to god every time my coworker puts on her I’m suuuuch an adorable girl! voice and announces “I have to 🌸✨tinkle💖🌺” I lose a full year off my life expectancy

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snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong