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ridiculous fucking creature who lives in my house. his name is pants

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yippee! yay! wahoo! woo!

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(@goldenrodchef) Um, hi.

Uh. What do you think of Johto?

-Gen

its pretty chill here! coming from galar its a very different culture so that was a lot to get used to but its worth it for all the silly kinds of pokemon that there are here tbh.....

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erm... talk 2 de paw!!!! 🖐️ 🙄

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it sucks that it is a bit difficult to find actual punks on here because so far a good chunk of the blogs ive seen that claim to be punk are just.

an asshole. hiding behind the guise of being punk.

like, i dont know how to tell you this but picking fights with innocent 12 yr olds, sicking your pokemon on others, and kicking over trashcans does not make you punk it just makes you a bitch :/

being punk is about kindness and community and going against an oppression authority and a lot of the people ive seen claim to be punks do not understand that

spikemuth would eat you alive

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A creature that stares at you and begs for treats.

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For sale

Fun fact, I took a picture in a grocery store and really liked it so I used it as reference here! (Leafeon not included :(( )

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my sibling is currently being vexed and haunted by a nefarious ghost. i gave it a pokepuff

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Mawile typing: An analysis~!

Beau here, certified Fairy fan! As is common knowledge to most, various metals can have poisonous effects on Fairy types. It's no wonder, then, why people ask me all the time about contradictory folks like Mawile, a Steel/Fairy type, and how they can keep healthy! I mean, you see that sort of stuff everywhere, but something about this famous magical weakness feels unique to people! Let me explain how they survive with this contradiction~ ^_^

They eat the type energy with their big hair mouths before it can reach them, much like putting your finger in a Blastoises's gun to stop the bullets (works!)

Mawile is the strongest Pokemon and can do what it wants

Chairman Rose has 121 MILLION wishing stars. The population of Galar is 70 million people. He could give every person 1 MILLION dollars and end trainer exclusivity, and he would still have 51 million stars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

Sources: That's between me and arceus

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I didn't expect Copper to be so popular here, so here's another picture of him

When I told him he had fans he Did Not Care and demanded more pets lol

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My dog

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i love drawing pokemon btw. this one goes out to 8 year old me who thought umbreon were the absolute coolest things alive

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Favorite pokeblock flavor?

spicy! not that i eat pokeblocks on the reg. totally irrelevant to my blog actually i named it after a band and don't eat pokeblocks. Never. but the spicy ones are kinda good...

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Do you believe in white hand?

creepy story for sure but its probably not real people just love making up scary stories abt lavender town... but i mean i have been there before and the atmosphere there DOES actually make you feel like there's something crawling on your shoulder though like theres just something about it

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the silly

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drew what i feel like mew REALLY looks like. like im convinced that things freaky lookin

// shiny version hehe

// inspired by the original mew sprites. of course. im postin it here cus this is where all the pokemon fans follow me