hammah-banana
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hammah-banana · 24 days ago
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minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.
spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
really sad ghost
zombies 2: underwater edition
spiders again but now they poison you
fish that kills you with a mind beam
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hammah-banana · 29 days ago
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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hammah-banana · 29 days ago
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snow’s narration: 😱😈🔪
katniss’ narration: 🦗🦗🦗
haymitch’s narration: 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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hammah-banana · 1 month ago
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Haymitch Abernathy: That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.
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hammah-banana · 1 month ago
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So.
So I’m to understand that the Red Woman, aka Melisandre from Game of Thrones is basically Wanda Maximoff (MCU), Geillis Duncan (Outlander), and Mother Gothel (Tangled) all rolled into one?
Yikes.
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hammah-banana · 1 month ago
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His first real birthday
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hammah-banana · 1 month ago
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Sometimes love is finally getting the courage to give flowers to the girl you like, because you found them growing in the meadows and they reminded you of her, wild and beautiful and free
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Sometimes love is choosing to smell oniony for the day rather than telling the boy you like that you recognise the flowers he's picked for you
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hammah-banana · 1 month ago
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hammah-banana · 2 months ago
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“What if I write it and it’s bad-”
WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????
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hammah-banana · 2 months ago
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fixed it
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hammah-banana · 2 months ago
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hammah-banana · 2 months ago
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you held me the whole way through
when i couldn’t say the words like you
i was scared, indigo, but i wanted to
i was scared, indigo, but i wanted to
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hammah-banana · 2 months ago
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Tuffnut Thorston: *talking to a dragon* You should run. Or fly. You don’t want to be here when that kid comes back with more villain types.
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hammah-banana · 3 months ago
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meme dump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hammah-banana · 3 months ago
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My mind has just been bamboozled.
I’ve just started watching Game of Thrones for the first time (I know I know shush) and I just got to the episode where three horn blasts sound and the Night King(?) is revealed. And yes, a super scary giant horde of undead frozen beings closes out the episode, BUT all I could think about was where the heck have I heard that horn blast before??? Yeah sure, maybe in a previous episode (I can’t recall hearing it before this episode in the show), but that’s not where I was thinking it was from. I was wracking my brain until Lo and behold I figured it out.
I’d heard it in THE FRICKIN DRAGON PRINCE. Specifically episode 4 of season 1 (Bloodthirsty). The horn blast sounds when Amaya and her soldiers from the Breach arrive at the Banther lodge just after Rayla, Callum and Ezran get there.
I don’t know if it’s just a coincidence that both shows have used this same horn blast, but I’d like to think it’s another GoT reference (The Dragon Prince does have a few). Anyway, I guess this is what I get for rewatching TDP at the same time as GoT.
They have both invaded my brain.
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hammah-banana · 3 months ago
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I love whatever this trope is
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hammah-banana · 3 months ago
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HAPPY 15 YEARS TO THE MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!
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