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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

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driving lessons w dad

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biting your forehead friday

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fish pun list 4 rpers

or for people who just really like fish puns

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post about making the lgbt community more accessible

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’cold showers are actually much better for you’ I don’t care if they gave me the power to manipulate time. you can pry scorching hot showers out of my dead hands. and even if I got time manipulation powers I would just use them to take more hot showers. btw

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smell very very possibly the most erotic of the senses. if you can't understand this you're fucked, buddy

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never ask for clarification my vagueposts are for the beautiful women i am being catty with in private channels and the several dozen followers who have developed a keen enough parasocial connection with me to telepathically interpret my every word with perfect accuracy

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you have to build foxes yourself, but don’t worry, they come as kits

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Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

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fuck nasty. crawl into a hole.

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If you’re a trans woman and refer to yourself as “trans femme”, or some variation of that, please understand that is swag.

Submitted by @autisticfordprefect