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I don't care what your sexuality is if we start doing kiss marry kill or smash or pass for people of a gender you're not actually attracted to you can have some gosh darn imagination. Make a choice. Pick. Imagine. Open your mind to creativity.

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Beyond TLT the most cavalier and necromancer, dubious morality, hidden romance relationship i can think of are these two and im not joking.

They would never get physical about it, or admit it, but if this isn't love i don't know what is.

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new fortnite season

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i think paying for anything should be optional. like theres the classics piracy shoplifting fare evasion which should be decriminalised forever but also i think every online shopping website at checkout when you select your payment method should have option thats like "im stealing this!" and they should go like "okay we will ship it to you free of charge :)"

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They say that long ago, an angel fell into the sea

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please please please talk about christian art history and the meanings behind how halos are depicted

[DISCLAIMER: I was raised Roman Catholic and I studied Religious Philosophy/Italian Renaissance Art- I am not associated with the Catholic church currently but I have interest towards keeping information accurate and effective in this field.]

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RIP a stranger representing a business had to ask me a question and I somehow sent two typos in only a three word response

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would you still love me if i was a worm?

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buying u that shirt was one of the nicest things we did together, ill b uy u another oen cause ur nice and i love you!!1

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

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ur so funny king n i am your eternal audience

knuckle tattoos saying CONK RETE

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I DO THAT!! I DO THAT TO MYG WEIFE

when your beloved mutual turns your zero note flop post into a one note flop post <33333

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explain ur reasoning in the tags ... :)

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Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

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i think ppl kinda miss the point of why pink femme girl power aesthetics are empowering to some women, and this isnt specifically about the barbie movie bc i havent seen it so idk how its gonna pull the whole thing off, but it has definitely sparked a lot of discourse around this. but its not about "telling girls its ok to be feminine" because of course the society already pushes femininity onto women. its just that women are devalued, and women are devalued no matter what they do, however femininity is FOR women and it is because of that association with women that femininity is also devalued (regardless of gender, but even when performed by women). it is an expectation, but it is taken for granted. like for example it is expected for women to do makeup and care about fashion, however it is simultaneously taken as something shallow and frivolous to have as an interest or hobby, and people who point out that it actually takes a lot of skill and artistry are dismissed and brushed off. and again this is a skill that is just expected that all women will have! and celebrating femininity, in for example movies like legally blonde, is saying that no, there is inherent value in this thing, there is inherent value and skill and use in having traditionally feminine hobbies, feminine women had to work and femininity doesnt make someone lesser. and when we accept these as their own skills, hobbies, interests, hopefully we can also separate them from womanhood, and we can accept women as, yknow, their natural state. femininity is an action and it has value but women should damn well opt out of it if they want to.

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wear sundreses plese :)

also being gnc or opting out of femininity doesnt gotta be an all or nothing thing. u can pick and choose and do whatever u want forever

on a completely unrelated note sundress + hairy legs is one of the looks of all time