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The Old Guard (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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BIRTHDAY HUGS FOR SIMON (with a hint of angst)

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🛸👽scully was abducted and all I got was this stupid sweater🙄✌🏼

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The second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day.

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Language is universal

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Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012-2015) ↳ 2x07 Blood At The Wheel

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GOOD OMENS "I Know Where I'm Going"

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I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have...

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ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE - Reunifications [1/3]

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER REWATCH -> Becoming pt. 2 (2.22)

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castle & beckett being castle & beckett [64/?] ⤷ 2.18 — “Boom!”

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Stardust dir. Matthew Vaughn | 2007

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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

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This saddle is home, this cloak, these boots, this brooding man at my side.

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I need to remind everyone of the pope score game.

find ur birthday (or the birthday of someone else), open the date without the year on wikipedia and calculate how many popes were born (this adds popes to your score) and how many died (this removes popes).

so like if you were born on the 2nd of Feb 1987 it'd be every 2nd of feb through history not just in 1987

tell me your pope scores in the tags pls (doesn't need to have birthday)