handsomestofthejacks

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❝ ― Time to shove a dozen eggs up my ass in the spirit of Easter.❞

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//can’t believe I’m deadass on this account 100 yeas later because I got hit with the inspiration for a new muse and stayed up until 4 am making aesthetics

as if I remember how to work this hellsite

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fingerguns

[] just so y’all know- Aether still has the biggest crush on Hand.some Jack.

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I’m not good at coloring but I love lineless stuff lol

Here’s the finished product and I’d like to officially say I’m back!

Feel free to send me asks/starters if you want to interact!

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Jack, you are such a poor thing. Still can’t see the reason to hate you.  +100500 lovepower ___ Jefferson Airplane – Somebody To Love  Black Sabbath – Paranoid 

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Back again? To hear another story of immense fortune and unthinkable peril? Wellllll… I have some time. The Borderlands of Pandora were told to contain mysterious alien treasure troves filled with advanced technology and incredible power. Vaults, the people called them… and to seek one out was to earn you the title of Vault Hunter… at least by me. 

BORDERLANDS Series (2009 – )

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Commission I did for @handsomestofthejacks

>>>:3c 

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So excited for Borderlands 3! Have some Handsome Jack and CEO Rhys to celebrate!

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I dunno why, but every time I see the old man vault hunter from the new game I think 'Oh hey, it's Rhys's dad.'

That’s definitely Hugo’s dad, he went to Pandora after hearing about the fall of Helios to look for his son

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gortyshere‌:

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“ You’re all blue. Is it because you’re sad? Sad and alone? ”

❝― Oh trust me. ❞  

❝― That’s a can of worms you don’t even want to touch.❞ 

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🅥 Hit that reblog button to be added to our new directory! 🅥 Please say in the tags what character/s you are. 🅥 URL’s will be purged if you’re inactive for 2 months. 🅥 Listing for Borderlands characters only. 🅥 We’re original character friendly, as long as you’re from Borderlands. 🅥 You can toss us a link to your personal promos to add them to our queue. 

So what are you waiting for, cupcake? Get yourself some more publicity!

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jack lowkey chillin’ in h*ck while everyone’s losing their minds over bl3

[click for better quality]

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If I know Gearbox, they're going to see all our "Rhys has a stupid mustache" post and just fuckin' run with it like Usain Bolt on crack.

God I hope so.I found a reason for my continued existence in Rhys’ facial hair. My skin is clear. My crops are watered. My crippling anxiety has been cured.

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Wait was Handsome Jack in the trailer or is that an edit?

A funny edit, Handsome Jack is NOT in the trailer just to clarify. Rhys is just getting memed on hard at this point.

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who really thinks that AI Jack will have nothing to do with the game at all

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well HAVE U SEEN BORDERLANDS 3 TRAILER? усики пропуск в трусики