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starting to think this man is allergic to having his trousers up

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I absolutely love watching Alex and Greg try to describe their onscreen relationship in interviews or anywhere, because every single time, it always just ends up sounding like they are describing a dom/sub relationship.

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I made a power point presentation for my sister to explain taskmaster and why it’s completely normal for me to be obsessed with a random British gameshow. I…don’t think it worked and she might actually be even more concerned now.

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I think Taskmaster should be obligated to provide resources to all the viewers who’ve discovered their kinks because of the show

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I HATE HATE HATE how Hiccup starts treating Toothless like an actual dog in HTTYD3 out of NO WHERE! Like he has never treated him like that.

How he dumbs down his voice, how he gives him his leg as a gag, like hello?!?

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All the latter installations understood the first movie as a taming an animal movie, when in reality it functioned much more like a traditional romance story between two people from opposing groups that had a misguided understanding of each other, whose relationship in the end brings those groups together. They must be in an equal standpoint in that relationship.

I HATE HATE HATE how Hiccup starts treating Toothless like an actual dog in HTTYD3 out of NO WHERE! Like he has never treated him like that.

How he dumbs down his voice, how he gives him his leg as a gag, like hello?!?

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I genuinely think what they have already qualifies as a non-sexual bdsm - dom/sub specifically - relationship. You’ve got the pre-set boundaries and dynamic, trust, and the rest is improv within those limits. I mean greg davies has already said that he goes into some fricking headspace when he does taskmaster.

Watching Taskmaster is like "obviously I don't believe they're having sex but I also believe that they could enter a non-sexual bdsm relationship and little would change"

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I’m so sorry for anyone following me for any real reasons, I will unfortunately keep on being annoying and switching fandoms every month

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tags from @mageless

#I too experience this and I cannot understand it#it’s like#What if instead of flight or fight your brain went immediately to fuck

i’m cracking up about this because this is literally it, genuinely perfectly explained, it’s such a weird immediate reaction. In one of the episodes he got up to give Alex’s money into the audience and I had to take a 20 min break just to calm down.

I’ve been watching way too much Taskmaster lately, and I’ve made a terrible realisation. Mind you, I am not attracted to Greg Davies, I’ve never been…except when he gets up from that stupid chair. I don’t know what the fuck happens, but jesus fucking chirst I am having a crisis. I don’t even think that it’s that he’s tall, something just happens when he starts moving, I just. Fuck.

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“One of 800 on the website i looked on” i do wonder what website that might be. The interesting thing though is that you do have to have at least a basic understanding of how ao3 works to be able to say that. How much time does greg exactly spend on that site?

once again fighting the war against rpf on the side of rpf. also "i just think you're so mean to alex" "yeah but some people like that" (points at alex) 😭

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Honestly I’m starting to feel like - based on the most recent series 19 outtakes - that perhaps Greg Davies has gayed too close to the sun with the bit about the taskmaster having a thing with his assistant, and now genuinely there is a part of him that wants to fuck Alex Horne, because what the fuck is going on there

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I don’t think they should fuck because they’d be better off as lovers than friends, I think they should fuck because I think they’d be worse as lovers than friends.

ive definitely talked abt this before, but i literally cannot relate to the posts that are like "ohhh you guys ship them romantically when theyre soo much more interesting as friends". i contain multitudes. i think they are best friends. i think they are lovers. i think they are soulmates in a way that cant be categorised. these statements dont conflict.

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I’ve been watching way too much Taskmaster lately, and I’ve made a terrible realisation. Mind you, I am not attracted to Greg Davies, I’ve never been…except when he gets up from that stupid chair. I don’t know what the fuck happens, but jesus fucking chirst I am having a crisis. I don’t even think that it’s that he’s tall, something just happens when he starts moving, I just. Fuck.

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"There's no platonic explanation for this!" Correct. However, neither is there a romantic one.

Whatever these freaks have going on is entirely sexual.

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FUCK YEAH!!

Day 2 of Aroallo pride art! (I don't plan to post a piece everyday but we'll see just how many I can pop out)

TOPH! With a bonus disability pride flag! So so important to me that these flags be allowed to go next to eachother sometimes.

I have no explanation for this one asides from "Have you met her?" LMAO Canon in my heart

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I feel like we as a society should talk more about the fact that Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum isn’t like a doll that’s come to life, he’s a mummy. He’s like a real person who gets brought back to life. Repeatedly. If you just bring a dead body into the museum will that get re-animated too?