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milk... men I'd like to kill

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Want to be a big titty green haired anime bitch tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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econ majors like girl help GameStop is in retrograde

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Lil Nas X for Guardian Weekend Magazine.

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like on the one hand yes those twitter people calling bernie a misogynist extraordinaire for wearing a parka and mittens are like. fucking nuts and all and i laugh at it

but also i think about all the shit hes been meaninglessly criticized for by goyische liberals for and read into like, they can just TELL hes a vicious misogynist abuser because he talks loud and energetically and gesticulates a lot, like a VIOLENT MAN like... he talks like that cuz hes an old jewish guy

and i think of my uncle who talks and gesticulates exactly the same way and i wonder how many goyische people have projected that on him

and i think of like half the old guys at shul who have similar mannerisms

just. this shit drives me nuts. like were literally just... existing here

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I think more creators should openly tell their fans to fuck off and stop being weird

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what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......

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Just to be perfectly fucking crystal clear –

IF DEMOCRATS WIN CONTROL OF THE SENATE, MITCH McCONNELL CANNOT DO THE SAME EGREGIOUSLY EVIL BULLSHIT HE’S BEEN PULLING SINCE FOREVER.

If Democrats win control of the Senate, they can finally push forward a better healthcare plan, among other important pieces of legislation that will guide the United States to a more progressive and equitable future. The GOP is so partisan that they would rather see us lose our healthcare altogether during a global pandemic than allow a Democratic healthcare plan to pass. They proved that in this past year.

Democrats just need 2 more seats to hold the majority with VP Kamala Harris as the tiebreaker. There are 2 seats up for grabs in the run-off election.

You do the math.

Listen, the presidential race would not have been this close if more young voters had voted. If every young person in America had voted, Biden would have likely swept the election. We HAVE that power, Millennials and Gen Z together. But we didn’t use it. Now Georgia is giving some of us a second chance.

Please do not get complacent, even though it looks as though Biden is going to win. The GOP is still that same party full of sycophantic and opportunistic narcissists who old white republicans put in power, even without Trump to bow and kowtow to. They will pull the same shit they always have. So…

VOTE.

Because, as a wise man once said, the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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it’s tempting to see your enemies as evil - all of them - but there’s good and evil on both sides in every war ever fought

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Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt Bukater in TITANIC (1997)

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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

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Controversial opinion (somehow) but it should be illegal for schools to assign homework on the high holidays.

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imagine being coherent. imagine having a single droplet of coherency. imagine speaking and having people understand what the fucks goin on in your noggin

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shout out to all gamer girls. i hope you rank up in whatever the fuck