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Trying SHISHAAAAA

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Lesbian positivity💗💕

Transgender lesbians are beautiful.

Cisgender lesbians are beautiful.

Lesbians of colour are beautiful.

White lesbians are beautiful.

Muslim lesbians are beautiful.

Christian lesbians are beautiful.

Tumblr demonizes lesbians and it isn't okay, they aren't sex driven women, or all toxic. What IS toxic is y'all calling all lesbians sluts and preaching on how they're so evil. It's literally /L/gbt, Lesbian is the first word in the acronym. So stop. Start spreading positivity, please.

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GOD ME

*connor voice* h-hewwo, i’m the andwoid sent by cyberwife ówò

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Gavin: *glares at Connor*

Gavin: Bro why he doing that??

Amanda: doing what?

Gavin: breathing and shit

Amanda: I know! He stay doing some annoying shit

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Hank: *sees a dead body at a crime scene*

Hank: This is so sad, connor play despacito

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Hank: *runs up to Connor*

Connor: daddy?

Hank: bitch do I look like-

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Blue haired Traci: Hey, I'm lesbian

Connor: I thought you were American-

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Markus: let me see what you have!

North: a knife!

Markus: nO

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Dbh characters ranked worst to best

1) you

2) can't

3) because

4) everyone

5) has

6) good

7) and

8) redeeming

9) qualities

10) Luther.

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North: I saw you hanging out with Simon yesterday!

Markus: N-North! It's not what you thi-

North: I won't hesitate bitch!

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Is this Connor?

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Gavin: *blocks Connor*

Connor: wait unblock me

Gavin: *unblocks connor*

Connor: Bitch.

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adrienne de lafayette: the woman, the icon, the legacy

was only FOURTEEN when she married sixteen year old, awakward, lanky, redheaded fuckboy lafayette

(her mom loved laf but hated them together so she almost didn’t let them marry, didn’t let them sleep in the same room on their weddng night, and sent people with them on outings well into adulthood)

her dumbass husband ran off to america to fight in a war without telling anyone including his wife, so nice job on that one gilbert

her first daughter henriette fucking DIED as an infant, when laf was still in america. so adrienne dealt with that without her husband even being there

she was actually without her husband for quite a while come to think of it. like around 4 years total

handled their family’s finances on her own, because she was a fierce and brilliant woman

popped out four (4) of laf’s weird lookin kids

joined an abolitionist society along with her husband and purchased a cinnamon plantation with the sole purpose of freeing the slaves on the land

 had to deal with her husband doing stupid things like naming their child after general george washington and changing their family motto to “why not?”

and then, to everyone’s surprise and shock, her husband took up another post during the french revolution and went away for five months only to get sent to jail

she and her daughters were put on house arrest

oh and also a bunch of her family and friends had just been beheaded

while on house arrest, she sent letters to a whole shitton fuckton of people to try and get her husband out of an austrian prison and back to france

yeah she didn’t hear from laf for like two years while he was in prison because no one would let him write to her

smart smart woman burned any document or letter that could get laf in trouble 

anyway she finally got to this prison with her daughters except they would let laf out so she was like “fuck you and fuck your rules if he can’t come out i’m coming in”

LITERALLY ALLOWED HERSELF TO BE IMPRISONED FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS BECAUSE SHE LOVED HER HUSBAND THAT MUCH

(did i mention he cheated on her? twice? and she still went through all this shit and never had a bad thought about him :)))))))))

oh and! surprise! she got lead poisoning from the dirty water in the prison ah what a life

so they get out of prison and do you know what she does? she regains all their property, all their money, and gets them out of 200,000 livres worth of debt, because she was a badass

the hilarious end to her story is that she died a very painful death when she was 48 due to the lead poisoning she got n the prison

her last words ever spoken were to laf. and do you know what she said? “i am entirely yours”

anyway i’m dead inside and this woman deserves a bajillion dollars and a halo

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pls gimme a plot where muse a and muse b are two incredibly different people living on the same floor of this really humble apartement building; muse a is admittedly a bit off-kilter with her quirky personality and spontaneous bursts of incredible, child-like energy. She’s cheerful, ambitious and with a tendency to simply skim over the sad, hurtful parts of life rather than deal with them accordingly. muse b is introverted, witty and broody and spends most of his time contemplating the many mysteries of life. Sarcasm seems to be his one and only defense mechanism and irony his best friend. muse a quickly grabs his attention with her seemingly trusting and light-hearted personality, his odd need to figure out the source of her never-ending happiness making him sneak second glances at the younger girl quite often. Their paths barely ever cross except for when they pass each other in the foyer or happen to be doing laundry at the same time. one night, when a slightly tipsy muse a is out drinking alone after being stood up (for the third time that week), it’s muse b who swoops in to defend her when some random guy is coming on too strong. unfortunately, he can’t fight for shit and immediately ends up getting hurt with only muse a left to take care of him. The rest of that night muse a spends cracking jokes and lightly teasing the embarassed boy as she cleans him up, the two of them truly connecting as they share a lot of secrets that no one else knew about them. muse a starts coming to muse b at the oddest times, asking for help with chores and errands that she’s definetely able to do by herself, always wearing her cutest pajamas in an (obvious) attempt to seduce muse b, who’d respond with witty remarks and awkward stutters. And like imagine how cute it would be to see their personalities rub off on the other as their friendship progresses and slowly turns into a full-fledged romance !

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my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

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Just because you support trans people doesn’t mean you can’t be transphobic or do transphobic things