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[hardleafy]

How is there supposed to be a big spoon in bladee x leafy they are both yaoi freaks they are not seme energy neither of them

[hardleafy]

Bladee x Leafy imagine: (only read with "you" if you are leafy)

This is who I'm meant to be

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This is who I'm meant to be

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If I see dick I gotta suck it

[hardleafy]

THIS IS NOT pOSSIBLE FAGGOT

Aaa u mad. Releasing da Bladee x Leafy oneshot soon u cant stop me

[hardleafy]

Im asking u to be drain gang again and not writr leafy SMUT

I am doing both of these at the same time. These are not mutually exclusive. I AM drain and I AM a leafy stan. We exist.

[hardleafy]

can you please go back to bladee i cannot take this anymore .

what does this mean

[hardleafy]

CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE LEAFY VORE

Fine baka...

PYRO POV

I can't stop thinking about him. How he would taste. My face gets red just at the sight of him... I can't tell Leafy I feel like this.. he won't understand...

So many things were going through my head as I stood at Leafy's door, waiting for him to let me in his apartment. I was honestly just gonna start stroking my shit at the door tbh but he opened it and i walked in.

"Heyyyy" I said to him in a gay voice. He smiled and led me to his bedroom. "this is where you'll be sleeping" and he pointed to a blow-up mattress on the floor. "Omg it will be like a sleepover ;)" I said with a smile but I was not missing my chance with him. I was determined. When Leafy left the room I lied down on the mattress and poked a hole through it with a toothpick.

LEAFY POV

"Leafyyyy" I heard a submissive voice call out to me. I went over to the room and saw him laying on the bed (promiscuously*). "what's wrong?" He pointed to a miniature hole in the mattress. He can't use that. "i don't have anywhere else you can-" "We can both sleep on the bed... It's big enough" I blushed... Am I gay..? I always knew Pyro was gay but why am I feeling like this... "okay bro.. just don't get a crush on me dude.." i said the same thing I'd said when he came out.

3rd perosn pov

After a long day leafy and pyro both laid in the bed. They were mere inches away from each other, and you could hear their breathing. Pyro was breathing really hard. "are you ok dude?" Leafy turned to pyro only to notice that bro was jerking it. Leafy was like

but he couldn't turn around. Pyro looked at leafy, blushing. Before he could say anything, leafy reached for pyros meat and started d beating.

The buzzcock discharge was crazy. Pyro came all over leafys hand. "I'll clean it up bro.." pyro said and started licking leafys hand. It was so delicious. One finger in his mouth turned to two, then 3, then the entire hand. Soon enough Leafy's entire arm was inside of pyro. Leafy smiled, he always wanted to tell pyro to do this. He let himself be consumed by the void. Nothing could stop his dreams from coming true now.

*smash

[hardleafy]

Happy Birthday Leafy! Here's a story to celebrate!

It were was leafys birthday and everyone was being celebrating. When it was night the group got together at leafys apartment and did a game of the 7 minutes in heaven Leady was exited to play becaus his all of the time crush was going to been playing with him .. (yn)...

when they were starting to sitting on the floor in the circle the anoying girls were bulying yn and telling her she was emo. She just sighed as she moved her fringe away from her fourhead. And then she turned around to facing them and started to roast them like a boss "so what if i am an emo?!" she screamed and slapped one of the blond girls who liked one direction "Bicth please, my hairs straightener is hotter than u"

Wow... shes so poggy and swaggy.. taught leafy as he was watched her

The mean girls saw Leafy looked at yn and gotten jealus "he doesnt like you said the girl to (Y/N) and she Scoffed. She didnt even care like what they even were thinking. "Ok everyone sit down now we will be spinning this bottle ok" said scarcenews and he spunned the bottle and it landed on leafy and....... ......................... ........................... .............................................................................Un

yn was being a blushed red tomatio (like a tomato😂😂😂) as she seent what was landed on and then one of the girls next to her was Pushing her to be in her place so she would be where she was and be the one to be with leafy on the game instead of her but she didnt know that what leafy was already seeing who he was going to be with and so he grabbed yn)s hand and tooked her to the closet were he was winking to her and the girl got angry and started crying but calvin didnt care beacuse he wanted to be with y/n and not the girl who was blonde and likes one direction.. he preffered rock and roll and heavy metals not pop and zac efron...

So now they Were in this closet and the closet was dark and small and tight so leafy was very close to yn but yn didnt want to mind so she didnt and leafy was blushing and yn was blushing but you couldnt see her because it was dark in the closet but leafy could see her because (he was a lizard😂😂😂😂😂😂) and so he was smirking and Laughing when she asked him what he wants "what do you want" she asked and blsuehd more and harder. Leafy " because you are different i never met a girl like you yn.... Do you like me...." He looked her with his eye and she was looking down but he looked her up and she was looking to him but was a blushing mess and so he smiled "i dont Hate you..." She said but she didnt wanted to push him away she wush he would just kiss her because she was a scared girl for wanting to tell him she likes him but then she decided to have the courage and leaned in closer to his beuatiful face and he leaned in and they started to kissing "i love you yn..." Said leafy as he was going to kiss her again but the door opened and pyro was standing there he was like "uhhhhh what did i just walk in on(-_-;)" he pulled them out of the closet and leafy and yn laughed as they wiped their mouths after the kissing and went to go sit down around the circle but they saw the mean girls and they were going to mean yn but leafy hugges y/n and yn started blushing but she hugged his back. The girls started crying because leafy was dating her now.

And then the rest of the game leafy and yn did not play because they were married now The End. Fin.

a/n: thank you for reading(ʃƪ＾3＾）

[hardleafy]

MY REQUEST WAS GOOD BRUH

no it was not bro. I have 0 good reqs in my inbox rn.

[hardleafy]

if i dont write your request its clearly cus it was bad lol😂😂😂 if u want me to write ur idea maybe think of actually good ones😂

[hardleafy]

You never wrote my request. Go kys

u madddd

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he's so cute literally can't handle it

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leafy ୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡

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On my grind 🤷

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Slow burn enemies to lovers with leafy??

The moon is out. Calvin was hidjng in his room as he was transforming into a beast... He looked like this (⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)↓

(sorry for my editing😂 i know it's trash lol😂)

Living life as a lone sigma wolf was very hard :c our pure boi had to survive full moons locked in his room... so gap moe...

when he was turning into a wolf suddenly the door opened and it was............. Yn?????? She was a vampire and wearing alt draculaura clothings to be like Draculaura from monser high and she was at the door and leafy was a wolf and she laughed at him "a werewolf?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" She said and leafy growled at her..... "guess i wont have dinner tonight....." She turned around to leave but leafy grabbed her and scratched her like a wolf (he was a wolf) (werewolflike) yn started bleeding and she was crying and pushing him away but she didnt have superstrength because she was a vampire and she was not dranking blood yet so she was a weak vampire and not a pureblood and an omega and had blue hair with extensions down to her middle arm who were purple and wore a pleated skirt like in anime and her best friend was named emmalyx emmalyx was a pretty girl with pink hair and blue glasses her glasses were blue but baby blue and she had other friends and yn was an sigma while emmalyx was a beta

Leafy started biting her (like a vampire) and drank her blood she passed out and woke up next to the wolf but he was a man not a wolf????????? And so she gasped and woke him up "who are you!!!!!" She asked and was angry but leafy was angrier (they are enemies) and he got angry too

They started fighting leafy grabbed a vase and smacked her Nd broked the vase now yn was bleeding again but she pulled leafys hair and pulled out her cannon and fought him they had a war like in hamilton and yn won and she was likr "grl power! #feminism" and leafy was against feminazis but he was starting to love her so he was conflicted.

After the war yn left to the vampire hq (high quality) and was resting. She talked to the vampires there and then they all had to leave because they were going to dinner all but yn was too tired to go

Then the door broke down and leafy's army was there and they killed her but leafy then came in and saw the scene he started crying and screaming and yandered all of the wolfes and held yn and cried "inever got to tell you i love her........" He cried on her face she woke up immediately and looked at him in disbeliev

"....." She pouted and got angry but was blushing "baka...." She hugged him and cried

He blushes and hugges her.... And then.... He died... Because he dranked vampires blood but was a werewolf.... Yn hugged him she knews he was died but didnt cry... She just hugs him...

The end

A.n: this makes me cryyy (╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥)

[hardleafy]

When are you going to write my request FAG

Which one is yours so i can delete it ✧(≧▽≦)✧