hardythehermitcrab

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me every day: fuck america

me, on the fourth of july: [holding a sparkler] fuck america

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tumblr fourth of july in 2012: America is the best!!!!!!! hahaha @ all you non american nerds :))))))

tumblr fourth of july in 2017: 

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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!!! Created by George Lucas in/sp

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I love every fucking part of this.

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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I’ve been on this site too long

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Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Mister Rogers

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promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

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The tragic profile.

(Borrowed from the Unlikely David Tennant group.)

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he needs enrichment