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Ash: You say "please" and "thank you" in front of your younger sibling all the time and they never repeat it.

Ash: But when you say "fuck" ONCE—

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Pierre: She’s in the kitchen again…

Natalie, reading a recipe: “beat three eggs.” In what? Hand to hand combat?

Elliot: GET. HER. OUT.

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Witch Princess: It’s not the most ethical move in the world but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.

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Elliot: Has anyone seen my shirt? Button down, faded salmon colour?

Natalie: You mean your pink shirt?

Elliot:

Elliot: Faded salmon colour?

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Gannon: Who made you leader?

Taro: I did.

Taro: It was my first act as leader.

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Apparently since I have no permissions on this blog I can't answer asks or change the blog description:

I cannot add any mods at this time as Mod Cam, the owner of the blog and head mod, is currently not available.

I don't know what's happening with Mod Cam and am running the blog to the best of my ability alone, I don't even know if I can post submissions with the permissions I have on this blog.

I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

—Mod Vaughn

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Popper: -makes noise-

Denny: You're so smart! I would have never thought of that!

Mark: I’m sorry, can Denny actually speak Popper, or is he just messing with us?

Lanna: Knowing him, probably both.

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Chelsea: Who's in charge here?

Shea, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Oh yeah

I'm basically holding this blog up all alone atm and I would love some help

The mod application doc expired and idk how to make a new one but submissions are absolutely open if you have anything, even if it's just a blank quote for me to edit to fill in-

—Mod Vaughn

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Just a joke cause I was gone for a few hours and came back to so many notes 😅

—mod Vaughn

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Elliot: Why are you like this??

Vaughn: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Mark: What to do if a snake bites you?

Mirabelle: Elevate and apply pressure.

Mark, lifting the snake up high: Apologize or else.

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Denny: Guess what?

Lanna: What?

Denny: No, you have to guess.

Lanna: Just tell me.

Denny: Mark's in the hospital.

Lanna: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

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Elliot: We need to normalize calling boys pretty too.

Julia: Do you just want someone to call you pretty without insulting you?

Elliot, tearing up: So much-

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Julia: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Witch Princess: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Eliza: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Pierre: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Chelsea: Remember you two, violence is never the answer.

Shea: You right, Chelsea... Violence can't be answer.

Chelsea: Correct, Shea. Now, on to the next lesso-

Shea: Violence the question.

Wada: And answer yes!

Chelsea: Shea, Wada, no!!

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Charlie: I desire moisture.

Chen: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.