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i privated this blog a few weeks ago because it seemed simpler than just deleting all the posts from the incident. i juat went through and deleted all the posts from when i broke down and unprivated the blog for archival purposea. it is extremely unlikely another post will ever be made on this blog

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Hashed bang

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i d- don't deserve friends...

(OOC: HEY HEADS UP THIS IS AN RP CHARACTER DW I THE HUMAN PERSON AM OKAY THIS IS JUST ME PUTTING BLORBO FROM MY BRAINS THROUGH A BAD TIME. this is a bit of a containment breach so should prob make that VERY clear lmao)

Friend: befriend them Myth: mythologize them/worship them/they can't kill me if they aren't real Kill: kill them

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hehe

banned from my askbox for being too funny

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hey.

[+1 lego piece number 3070pb062]

anon you mothERFUCKER-

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Alright, now before anything, you must take a deep breath and stop being so DEPRESSED you moro-

[The anon cuts itself off by clearing its throat.]

...As I was saying, the rest of this plan requires critical thinking and precision, so perhaps you should give yourself some time to calm down.

o- okay...

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As I said I cannot share more just yet. We wouldn't want the demon to know about our plan to s̷̖̉è̶̮n̷̯̿d̶̤̀ ̶̭̀h̶̪͐e̶̛̹ŗ̶͒ ̴̩̓ţ̵̾o̷͛ͅ ̵̦͗H̷̛̺è̵̝l̷̢͘l̶̦̾, would we?

o- okay...

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The only inescapable cage is the one entered willingly. you must break her spirit first. you must find what she loves and destroy it.

h- how would i even...

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There is

I cannot tell you the specifics yet, as there are those who would warn zem lurking - what foul beasts - but let's just say you have to play her own game against zem

wh- what does that e- even mean

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did you know, there is a way to make sure she can't escape again?

no th- there isn't...

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We can make it better, stronger

no i c- can't

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Evil cannot prosper eternal! Wickedness rots the soul that holds it!

b- but i can't s- stop it

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We can stop them again

It will get better i promise

h- how my s- stupid b- box will just b- break again

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{ Wraps you in a blanket and hands you a chocolate chip cookie }

it will be ok ♡

howhowhow i just l- let the worst p- person in e- exclamania go f- free...

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[+1 blanket]

[+1 plushie]

[+1 comfort]

[hash pushes them away]

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Fair enuff, but if you ever change ya mind, here.

[The anon hands you a business card that only has the words "chess dealer" written on it.]

[hash just tosses it to the other side of his room]

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Eyy, howzabout instead a' being so down and gloomy, ya have a nice game a good ol' Chess.

I know a guy who sells secrets for games, things that may be 'f interest ta you.

d- don't feel like i- it...