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what i say: i'm bored

what i mean: none of my usual hobbies are stimulating enough for me anymore because i am dead inside and i am desperately craving human interaction in a vain attempt to keep myself from slipping into the abyss of insanity

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the mortal instruments aesthetics ↳ isabelle lightwood

“ nothing less than seven inches, that’s my motto ”

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this is so amazing

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Meet Caitlyn Jenner

Jenner told the world we would be meeting her new persona soon — and now, she’s here. After blazing a trail for transgender rights, Jenner (born Bruce) has introduced herself on the new cover of Vanity Fair — and she looks positively stunning.

The piece is the first time Jenner is using her chosen female name and feminine gender pronouns. In the piece, she opens up more about her reasoning behind coming out. 

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I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

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“As soon as that Vanity Fair cover comes out, I’ll be free.” - Caitlyn Jenner

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“I don’t even want you back No, I would never want to risk something like that ‘Cause I lost faith in myself When I turned away from the one With the longest stretch of embracing arms to hold me So now I’m all alone I guess God grew too tired to fix the mistakes he made with love I think his biggest mistake was making me I think that you deserve some form of apology So here I am, at the end I’m sorry”

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i know way more adults 40+ who text and drive and are obsessed with their phones than i do teens and 20-somethings like i literally do not understand how this is being made into a “your generation is so terrible” thing. if youre going to mindlessly hate new technology because it scares you at least have the tits to admit that it’s not just a “millennial” issue.

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Just how fast the night changes

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types of pain

aries: headaches

taurus: tummy aches

gemini: dropping your phone on your face

cancer: when your crush doesn't know you exist

leo: walking into a lamppost

virgo: being cheated on

libra: missing someone

scorpio: feeling alone

sagittarius: having to be nice to someone you hate

capricorn: failing a test

aquarius: feeling blank and empty

pisces: classic heartbreak

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my aesthetic is giving a fuck about an oxford comma

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the most hypocritical aspects of the signs

aries: hates the phrase "fight me" but still picks fights over every. damn. thing.

taurus: i can't believe them but they judge stubborn people? really taurus? really?

gemini: wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive

cancer: doesn't want to deal with other people's overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME

leo: wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time

virgo: hates when people complain, complains more than anyone

libra: wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS

scorpio: gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af

sagittarius: likes to be the ~chill~ one but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things

capricorn: won't tell you their feelings for 10 billion years and pressure you to share yours

aquarius: worries about other people's health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk

pisces: doesn't like it when people can't adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other

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