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There’s no way this is legal 😭

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Well… 😭

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i cant remember if i made a luke card story tier list before, but heres an updated one (not yet featuring the latest motorbike luke card because i havent read it yet) and...well.....

(obligatory disclaimer that these are MY OWN PERSONAL opinions)

as a luke stan i am brave enough to say that majority of his stories are nothing to ooh and aah about. either that or im just very vEEEERRRRYYYY picky

if anybody out there is wondering which luke cards i'd highly recommend you read, my answer is all the cards in the top two tiers. please. please read those cards. do it for me....

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And if I told you I’m obsessed…

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“We have the Simulated Universe at home”

Simulated Universe at home:

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I am so locked in

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My brain is like, so filled with angsty crap right now. But reading Ao3 with the Tears of Themis tag is so sucky because all of it is Rosa and not reader. Especially for the 4th anniversary, like I WANT READER TO SEE THE 4 OF THEM (individually) PROPOSING TO ANOTHER WOMAN AND THEN READER JUMPS OFF A CLIFF OR READER BEING USED AS A PRACTICE SKIT FOR THE ENGAGEMENT!!!

🤭

What an idea. This is what the internet was made for. Someone get on this and fulfill this angsty person’s needs. I am humbly asking the fanfic writers to come forth 🙏 *logs into my secret 2nd account to write it myself*

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4th anniversary cards are beautiful, I will never deny that. But WHEN am I getting another ring on my finger PLEASE 😭

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The first 10 pull. I mean literally the free one.

I would like to announce I am officially an Artem stan (as a reward)

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Just switched sides

THE TRAILERRRRRR???!!!!

and here I thought I’d successfully stay loyal 😂

i cant rn

EDIT: THEY DELETED THE TRAILER WHAT 😭am i supposed to delete this?😶

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It's a great fanfic, it's just that Rosa seemed so oblivious about the romantic background of each of them? (except Luke because she did feel guilty on the second part)

Right like Miss Girl can’t put the clues together? 😭 but I guess the rest of them were hiding it from her. Still, as a girlboss lawyer she couldn’t have been that ignorant forever. New theory the main character of the fic is actually the ghost of their past lover who is watching from the afterlife and they are all just having a hard time completely moving on (I’m joking)(cooking too though, someone get on that)

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you should read @vynlouvre's 'traitor' fic. It hurts.

I’m not the biggest fanfic reader (anymore; we do not talk about that) but I am a sucker for angst so I did go and find it. It’s crazy that you suggest that because I was literally thinking about this stuff. These guys are all so obsessed with Rosa that idk what the 3 she doesn’t choose would do after being rejected. I feel like Marius would get over it the easiest but it would be the classic first love kind of thing they make sad tiktoks about. Like if she called him he’d come running back. Vyn would take it very hard; he’d probably find someone else in a few years. Artem would either take like 10+ years to get over it or he never fully would. And Luke would never get over it he’d probably throw himself off a cliff idk. It’s so weird to imagine them with anyone else. Anyway, thanks for the suggestion! I like these kind of things because they assist me in my never ending quest to finally actually choose a favorite among the 4 (it changes pretty much every week and I am not kidding)

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And we are back for another one

Now who is responsible for this 😭 please

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Now who is responsible for this 😭 please

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The entire Von Hagen family would make a girl wanna put on her red heels.

As a Marius stan I support this message wholeheartedly

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Colonel Sanders looking ahh… I need him in a way that cannot legally be conveyed