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I love how every book in The Expanse series is “Let’s check in with our intrepid hero, Jim Holden, and his loyal crew! How’s it going Jim?”

Bad. It’s always bad.

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Can you imagine hiring a mediator for a territorial dispute, and when the mediator shows up he’s just like ‘wow the vibes here are ass, we should all leave, this place sucks’

My good friend James Holden can make that happen for you

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There's no GOD DAMN WAY Ben Shapiro actually said Lex Luthor should be the hero and Superman should be the villain. No but he actually said that in his review of the movie.

These people are so mask off it's actually insane. Like comics need to keep coming up with crazier and more outrageously evil things for their villains to do because people like Ben Shapiro keep supporting them UNIRONICALLY. IN REAL LIFE.

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Can you be a fucking hater with me for a second

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that's me in the corner

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I keep thinking about the Murderbot finale, reading everyone else's thoughts and I keep marvelling about the tonal change that they managed to pull off.

The nine episodes were like watching your friend dissociating and deflecting your care and concern with cynicism and slapstick comedy and dark humour.

The finale was watching your friend suffer a breakdown and you were suddenly looking at the unfiltered version of the events and seeing all the cruelty and helplessness and the horrors in all their twisted ugliness.

I can't think of another show that pulled the 'unreliable narrator' off in such a palpable way. A really interesting review called it a protective skin of sarcasm and goofiness. I may be giving the writers too much benefit of a doubt here, but I can't help feeling it was a deliberate choice, and not just an accidental by-product that we're over-analysing now. The protective skin was the MB's narration. With it gone, the reality of its circumstances hit even harder.

I may be far too forgiving here, but for all the unevenness of the show, the finale floored me so I'm biased now.

Babygirl (gender neutral) is off to check the perimeter. 😭

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this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

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the crucible is the primordial soup and also the sun. the ancient dragons were dinosaurs. the demihumans are neanderthals. humans evolved from wolf-men instead of monkeys. the giant skeletons are megafauna. godwyn's crucible knights are named after geologic periods. ofnir's hoplite armor and the raya lucaria stone masks signal the rise of philosophical thought and questioning the natural state of the world. radagon's order is rationalism. [sobbing, crying, throwing up] does anyone care

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It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

Always

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

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Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.