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The two of us (me&my bf) trading "hear me outs" devolves into a logistics debate really quickly because neither of us know is survival is an option

Out of all of the options I gave Sentry is like... the most survivable option

My bf somehow got the right and wrong answer

Yeah he is kinda unsettling but eh, i'd hit

I’d hit too, weird/bad vibes or not, I’m still hitting it from the back regardless.

Though then again I’d hit it from the back with Bob and void so…yeah no surprised there.

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"[x] character is the rani" truthers now that a character actually turned out to be the rani

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Why was the Rani dressed like you? Perhaps she's fashion conscious. She was in disguise. Practising another one of her talents.

THE RANI COSPLAYING THE DOCTOR'S COMPANIONS SINCE 1987

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The fuck is going on right now

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PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

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Alexei: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Bob: Y-

Bob: You were putting it in cold water?

Alexei:

Yelena: Alexei. Answer the question Alexei.

Alexei: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Alexei: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Walker: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Yelena: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Walker: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Bucky: It takes less than a minute! How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Walker: Like seven minutes.

Yelena: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Walker: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.

Ava: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

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the bad seed trope comes from the fear of children's autonomy

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Obi-Wan, holding up a plant: Can anyone name this plant?

Qui-Gon Jinn: George.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I guess I got what I asked for.

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DOCTOR WHO The Interstellar Song Contest

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84-year-old white woman calls 32-year-old black man grandfather, crowd goes wild

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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Once upon a time…

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I can’t stop thinking about this video

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"[x] character is the rani" truthers now that a character actually turned out to be the rani

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John throws out "ARE YOU FUCKING COLOURBLIND" to Ava at least once

And Bob hits him with the "Statistically, it is more likely for men to be colourblind"

Walker is devastated

Europeans got the "yellow car" thing (when you see a yellow car while out and about, you lightly punch the person next to you and scream "yellow car")

Thunderbolts play the game, 5 dead 7 injured, Walker threw his taco-ass shield at a yellow car

Nobody touches bob due to Yelena's death stares

funnily enough i do that to my mates but i end up accently brusing them by doing so...

Alexei punches everyone too hard, John is the main victim for these really, his arms are littered in bruises from Alexei and the others, which is why his shield finds itself lodged into the next yellow car he sees. He hates this game.

Bob wants to join but his punches would be really weak, like a love tap, or he's get scared of hurting people and just insits on watching the team instead. He's literally the only one who no one subjects to the game, so they choose John instead out of convienience.

Ava will just yell yellow car for the sake of punching john, who will shout 'IT'S BLUE!' and she'd only shrug it off and claim that she swore it was Yellow when she was looking at it.

Yelena wins most times as she's qiuck to notice a yellow car a mile away and yells 'yellow car' as she punches whoevers closest. she's observant like that and is quick enough to beat the others to the punch ten times out of ten. She may join Ava in just saying 'yellow car' for the sake of throwing more jabs at John.

john sucks at the game.

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Destined mortal enemies reincarnating across the ages, except the destiny in question has no power to ensure that either of them takes up a suitably heroic occupation in any given life, so sometimes it ends up having to go to considerable lengths to keep their rivalry alive and relevant in circumstances that absolutely are not conducive to it.