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THATS THE INCIDENTTTT

they're (keefe) putting chemicals (elixirs) in the water (sanctuary) to turn the frigging frogs (gulons) gay (gay)

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THANK YOUUUU

So like I was surprise-gifted this on ao3 and I’m kicking my feet and giggling, wdym I don’t have to do everything myself around here? Sokeefe cheating fic?👀👀and I didn’t have to write it??👀👀👀

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give me the name and post it rn i wanna read some TOXIC SOKEEFE ITS GETTING TOO CHUMMY IN HERE!!

So like I was surprise-gifted this on ao3 and I’m kicking my feet and giggling, wdym I don’t have to do everything myself around here? Sokeefe cheating fic?👀👀and I didn’t have to write it??👀👀👀

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Fitz: Alright Keefe, Dex. Let's go over this one more time.

Fitz: If something breaks?

Dex: We try to fix it before Sophie gets home.

Fitz: If it doesn't work?

Keefe: We blame Biana.

Biana: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Dex: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Biana: Aww-

Dex: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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Fitz, restraining a furious Biana as she tries to storm Candleshade.

Keefe: I’m just not sure Forkle is treating you good.

Sophie: how would you know?

Sophie, immediate regret: omg I’m so sorry I didn’t mean-

Keefe: it’s okay, you’re right. My dad used to lock me in a cupboard when I said too many sentences in a row

Marella: everything I learn about your family is against my will

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Me reading this and shipping Dex and Biana: "WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU? WHO, TAM? WHO?"

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SHE IS TRYING TO START SHIT ATP SHANNON PLS PICK DEXXXXX

how is Shannon so aware of her fandoms ships i will never understand

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Forkle: I want Sophie, Fitz and Keefe to do trust exercises.

Dex: I, I wanna be in the room where it happened, the room where it happens.

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Classic drug overlord Dex.......

Hey do you guys remember when dex tried to give Sophie homebrew steroids and nearly killed her when they were both twelve? What was up with that?

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Imagine

Imagine how much the fandom would revolt if Fitz x Linh happened?

AND HOW DO YOU SPELL Linh/Lihn??

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Telepaths: Yes, Biana. Dex likes you back.

Biana: Here’s a question for all you telepaths out there.

Biana:

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Well, Sophie has taken Keefe's shirt off a LOT at Havenfield. Ask her, I think she may know. 😉

me on my way to guess Keefe Sencen from the hit book series Keeper of the Lost Cities: 😋 akinator:

me: 😰

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ENDGAME SHIPS? LOST!

HOPE OF AN ENDING? LOST!

KEEFE IN THE FORBIDDEN CITIES? LLLLLLOST!!

ITS CALLED KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS LOST !

PLOTLINES. LOST.

CHARACTERS. LOST !!

ANY IDEA OF WHAT ANYONE IS DOING ANYMORE. LLLLLOST!!!

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The KotLC Characters as things me/ my friends/ ppl I know said PT. 1???

Keefe: You've never had mallowmelt (whipped cream)? You disgust me.

Sophie: *talking to Dex* Okay, say it to me, but in stupid people words.

Marella: I'm all for a little recreational arson, but this is getting out of hand!

Fitz: Why would you have a healthy, stable, fun relationship with him, when you can have a toxic, unstable, mentally draining, situation-ship with me?!

Biana: I've cried so much, my skin is soft and glowing, living my best life, not gonna lie right now.

Dex: I need therapy. You need therapy. We ALL need therapy.

DO Y'ALL WANNA PART 2?? CAUSE I GOT PLENTY TO SPARE!!!

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*Keefe coming back from the Forbidden Cities, with the knowledge of brain rot.*

Keefe: I'm just too much of an alpha rizzler, sometimes, I think I'm in Ohio.

Keefe: Don't know what it means?

Keefe: It's a human thing.

Fitz:

Dex:

Biana:

Linh:

Marella:

Tam:

Sophie: *not getting it, because she left the human world too early.*

Sophie: This is why we don't take you anywhere.