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I am Tommy Innit the BIGGEST MAN and Haver of MANY Wives. Also FUKC YUO DREAM ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•
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haver-of-wives ยท 1 year ago
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You ok Tommy?
yyeah i guess so. imvery tired. i think ican feel the blood on mmy hands again
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haver-of-wives ยท 1 year ago
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Hi Tommy! We havenโ€™t heard from you in a long timeโ€ฆ just checking in. Iโ€™m guessing things really arenโ€™t great right now ;-; how are you feeling about Dream at this point? What has he been doing? Hopefully not anything particularly awfulโ€ฆ weโ€™re still rooting for you big man, please donโ€™t give up!!
oh hhello. um. i dont know... hes rreally not that bad most ofthe time yknow? he cares abuot me in his own way ithink. aand icant hurt anyone else here. i cant hurt Dream no matter how angry i get. and Dream wuold never leave me...
idont know. i ddont know idontknow im ssupposed to hate him buti dont knowif i can
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haver-of-wives ยท 1 year ago
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FUCK OFF Ihope he realizes what a fuckign BASTARD yuo are adn then runs away from you and then you die forever ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•
guys guys stop fighting ur both pretty/ref no but cmon cant u see how ridiculous the other dream sounds... thats how U sound ..... jsyk....
C'mon now, I'm just trying to protect my beloved little brother :) He's the one who started it :)
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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no theyre right Dream you both look so cringe right now. but its okay Dream i understand. if therewas two of me then who wuold be the Coolest adn the Biggest Man? but also we wuold not be nearly as cringe adn lame about it as you two are right now
guys guys stop fighting ur both pretty/ref no but cmon cant u see how ridiculous the other dream sounds... thats how U sound ..... jsyk....
C'mon now, I'm just trying to protect my beloved little brother :) He's the one who started it :)
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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wait hwat the fuck. what is happening Dream are you jealous of YOURSELF right now that is literaly so lame. that is directed at both of you by the way thereis somethign wrong with both of yuo
It's been a while, Tommy :) Have you missed me? I've been thinking about you, y'know? Isn't it heartbreaking how everyone ignores your sins, and you don't have a single person to guide you to the right path? But worry not, Toms, for I'm back :) If you've changed your mind, I'll welcome you to my church with open arms ๐Ÿ’š
- @your-only-saviour
NOFUCK OFF I HATE YUO ohmy fuckign Primes yuo are like the LAST fukcing person i ever want to see inmy inbox adn also HWAT THEFUCK DO YUO MEAN YOUVE BEEN THINKIGN ABUOT ME STOPTHST RIGHT NOW. ADN I AM NOT JOINING YUOR WEIRD FUCKIGN CULT FUCK OFF
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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It's been a while, Tommy :) Have you missed me? I've been thinking about you, y'know? Isn't it heartbreaking how everyone ignores your sins, and you don't have a single person to guide you to the right path? But worry not, Toms, for I'm back :) If you've changed your mind, I'll welcome you to my church with open arms ๐Ÿ’š
- @your-only-saviour
NOFUCK OFF I HATE YUO ohmy fuckign Primes yuo are like the LAST fukcing person i ever want to see inmy inbox adn also HWAT THEFUCK DO YUO MEAN YOUVE BEEN THINKIGN ABUOT ME STOPTHST RIGHT NOW. ADN I AM NOT JOINING YUOR WEIRD FUCKIGN CULT FUCK OFF
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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OH MY FUCKIGN PRIMES NOT YUO TOO FUCK OFF ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•
Tell me, Toms, do you love your Dream? I'm sure you do, even if you may pretend otherwise... After all, you're rightfully His no matter what, so it's not like you have a choice anyway :) :) :) You're so lucky to have such a caring big brother, y'know? :) You're going to accept your position as his loyal Angel one day, whether you like it or not... I'm certain of it. Be good for your God, won't you? :)
In the meantime, why don't we play a little game together? You remind me so much of my Tommy, I simply can't help it :)
- @your-only-saviour
NONONONO FUCK OFF FUKCOFF I AM NOT DOIGN THIS WITHYUO GO FUCK YOURSELF. adn iam not fuckign his imnot IM NOT IMNOT FUCKYUO FUKC YOU
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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ABSOLUTLEY FUCKIGN NOT HWAT THE FUCK IAM NOT SOME FUKCING PET THAT YUOCAN JJUST CLAIM FUVK OFF
Tell me, Toms, do you love your Dream? I'm sure you do, even if you may pretend otherwise... After all, you're rightfully His no matter what, so it's not like you have a choice anyway :) :) :) You're so lucky to have such a caring big brother, y'know? :) You're going to accept your position as his loyal Angel one day, whether you like it or not... I'm certain of it. Be good for your God, won't you? :)
In the meantime, why don't we play a little game together? You remind me so much of my Tommy, I simply can't help it :)
- @your-only-saviour
NONONONO FUCK OFF FUKCOFF I AM NOT DOIGN THIS WITHYUO GO FUCK YOURSELF. adn iam not fuckign his imnot IM NOT IMNOT FUCKYUO FUKC YOU
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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Tell me, Toms, do you love your Dream? I'm sure you do, even if you may pretend otherwise... After all, you're rightfully His no matter what, so it's not like you have a choice anyway :) :) :) You're so lucky to have such a caring big brother, y'know? :) You're going to accept your position as his loyal Angel one day, whether you like it or not... I'm certain of it. Be good for your God, won't you? :)
In the meantime, why don't we play a little game together? You remind me so much of my Tommy, I simply can't help it :)
- @your-only-saviour
NONONONO FUCK OFF FUKCOFF I AM NOT DOIGN THIS WITHYUO GO FUCK YOURSELF. adn iam not fuckign his imnot IM NOT IMNOT FUCKYUO FUKC YOU
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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NO THANK YUO FUKC OFF ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•
Don't you just love it when everyone who resisted you finally gives in and acknowledges your power and divinity? And most importantly, when your beloved Angel becomes finally Yours, soul, body and mind? :) :) :) No matter how hard they may've defied you, all of their resistance led to nothing, while you became Their New God :) :) :) You're a God too, so you may be familiar with that feeling. It's quite intoxicating, isn't it? :) - @your-only-saviour
Hmm, it's nice to see someone else who really gets it, y'know? There really is nothing quite like the feeling of taking back what rightfully belongs to Me :) Soon they'll all remember that this server is Mine- and maybe one day I'll have the entire universe as well, with My beloved Angel by My side :) :) :) Hehe, even just the thought is intoxicating :)
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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FUKC OFF
Don't you just love it when everyone who resisted you finally gives in and acknowledges your power and divinity? And most importantly, when your beloved Angel becomes finally Yours, soul, body and mind? :) :) :) No matter how hard they may've defied you, all of their resistance led to nothing, while you became Their New God :) :) :) You're a God too, so you may be familiar with that feeling. It's quite intoxicating, isn't it? :) - @your-only-saviour
Hmm, it's nice to see someone else who really gets it, y'know? There really is nothing quite like the feeling of taking back what rightfully belongs to Me :) Soon they'll all remember that this server is Mine- and maybe one day I'll have the entire universe as well, with My beloved Angel by My side :) :) :) Hehe, even just the thought is intoxicating :)
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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oh my fukcign Prime please tell me i amnot seeign two of you right now hwat the fuck
Don't you just love it when everyone who resisted you finally gives in and acknowledges your power and divinity? And most importantly, when your beloved Angel becomes finally Yours, soul, body and mind? :) :) :) No matter how hard they may've defied you, all of their resistance led to nothing, while you became Their New God :) :) :) You're a God too, so you may be familiar with that feeling. It's quite intoxicating, isn't it? :) - @your-only-saviour
Hmm, it's nice to see someone else who really gets it, y'know? There really is nothing quite like the feeling of taking back what rightfully belongs to Me :) Soon they'll all remember that this server is Mine- and maybe one day I'll have the entire universe as well, with My beloved Angel by My side :) :) :) Hehe, even just the thought is intoxicating :)
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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Hello, Tommy :) Have you missed me? I know you have, you always do... :) *Ruffles your hair condescendingly and chuckles* It seems that your Dream still has a lot of work to do, but you'll become perfect in no time, just like my Tommy has :) Ah, you remind me of him when he still had the guts to fight back most of the time. Except he was already starting to realise that being so defiant all the time wasn't the smartest decision, of course :)
*he freezes instantly at the sound of Dream's voice, his hands starting to shake a little, and he quickly turns around* Dream? What- *he cuts himself off when he sees you, utter confusion in his blueish-gray eyes*
(It's definitely Dream, but he looks... different. His hair is a lot longer.)
W-what the fuck- *he stammers, flinching instinctively as you come near and ruffle his hair. a shudder runs through him at your words, horror clear in his eyes* N-no- no nono f-fuck you- *his voice shakes a little* Y-you're not real, you're n-not- G-go- go fuck off back to whatever f-fucking corner of my brain you crawled out of- *he whimpers, squeezing his eyes shut and covering his ears* J-just leave me alone...
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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Hullo Tommy! We havenโ€™t heard from you in a while, so I thought Iโ€™d check in. How are you going, considering the uhhโ€ฆ situation, right now? What has Dream been doing to you? I hope it hasnโ€™t been anything too severe. Please remember youโ€™re a wonderful person who deserves better than how he treats you!! Weโ€™re all still rooting for you even if you donโ€™t have the energy to post anything. Good luck ๐Ÿ’œ
oh hhello i am doign. okay. um. Dreams lettingme spedn some time inthe cuortyard just like he said. i kindof thuoght he was just saying shit to fuckign mock me when he said that butit turns out there actualy is one. its fucking closed in thouhg which SUCKS but otherwise its okay. theres grass adn a little sstream and path lit with lanterns and its pretty nice. itmakes my brain feel less fuzzy. i still miss the sky thouhg. adn um. thank yuo. thanks for checkign in iguess. idont know if i deserve it but its nice adn makesme feel less alone
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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Hi Tommy! Sorry for giving Dream an idea. I was having a silly moment. But also, are you interested in me showing off some designs of you genderbent? I hope it will help you cope with everything.
dont worry that was probably oneof the least terrible ideas anyone has given him. besides tthe ones that involve not terrorizign me which he just ignores.
anyway YES I WOULD LOVE TO SEE ME AS A WOMAN anythign to distract mefrom. literally everything
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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why wuold you ask Dream this he is so completly wrong about everythign obviously the Correct answer isthat i would be 1000% Bigger adn Cooler and more Poggers but unfotunatly imust instead settle for being the Biggest Man becuase i am simply not cool enough.
also fuck off Dream i will not accept yuor beans
Goddamn it, Dream. XD!
Also, Questionโ€ฆ..for a friend. What would change if Tommy was genderbent? I doubt anything would change but I am curious to hear your thoughts.
Also, for today, I suggest that you give him just three beans to eat to represent the three days of October so far. As a treat.
(OoC: I am ;3 Anon by the way. This is *fun.*)
Hmm, probably not much I would think? I guess he wouldn't be the "Biggest Man" anymore, would he? :)
And the beans thing is kinda funny, I might actually do that :)
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haver-of-wives ยท 2 years ago
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as a contributor to primetober i can confirm there is definitely a secret group of people rooting for your demise who write about u getting tortured every day but like . affectionately
why have yuo named it Prime-tober there are no Primes inthat tag. if anythign it is a crime against everything They stand for this is blasphemy you are blaspheme-ing right now
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