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GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,

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Help, I asked my wife why she is crying and all she said was “dog food commercial”

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Dubrovnik, Croatia (by Andrey)

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“Some scars are sweet scars.” ♥

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Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

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Gryffindors. So smug.

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do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

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Can we please just talk about how sassy Professor McGonagall was?

Just look: "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"

I mean really: "I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."

So much sass: "Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"

She's just full of it: "I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."

Her zingers are the best: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"

Seriously though: "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in."

And finally, my all-time favorite: "It unscrews the other way."

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Amsterdam (by mariusz kluzniak)

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A Walk in the Park

Posters are available at my shop.

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Today was nice👕

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lol I do LITERALLY MAYHEM ?

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Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster. (photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

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Sorry for all the cartoons without credit - I found them trawling photobucket.